All Memes


PUT YOUR GLASSES ON THIS ABOUT TO GET ROUGH
DAMN SON CALL SAFETY
MEMES ARE HAPPENING YES!
YO DAWG, I HEARD U DON'T LIKE SHIT SO WE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO UR CAR, SO U CAN'T DO SHIT WITH UR CAR
wtf u mean this isnt the audition for "cats?"
jims up to something i just know it
i swear she told me shes 18
aaaaaayyyyyyy sexy lady ! oppppa gangnam style !!!
berry berry sexy
no im not a panda a** hole !!
HOTDAMN LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT MOUSE
WENT OUT TO SNEAK IN A FEW LEAVES GOT CAUGHT GREY-HANDED
arghhh! this weird crab wont stop hittin on me
I MAY HAVE LOST THE ELECTION BUT I WON THIS GREAT COSTUME
HEY MUVAFUKAAA Y U LOOK AT MY DAUGHTA
GOT THAT BLUEBERRY YUM-YUM ITS THAT FIRE
AND THATS WHEN THAT NO GOOD S.O.B TOLD ME HE WAS TAPPIN SOME OTHER OWL
THIS...IS SPARTAAAA!
WHACH YA MAN I AINT THE REAL WIZ KHALIFA SUCKA
SO..IF ROMNEY LOST THE ELECTION I CAN APPLY FOR MY GREEN CARD?
Hey bastard y u no stfu
camera 2 is this really happening ?
b b b bird bird bird bird is the word
HEY BABY, I GOT THIS BEER BUT IM THIRSTY FOR SOMETHIN ELSE
IM NOT CRAZY LOOK AT MY EYES
NO MILK FOR YOU TODAY SAY WHAT
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WHITE GIRL.. JUST DOESN'T ADD UP
THIS IS HOW WE DO GANGNAM STYLE
WAIT, HOLD UP LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
WHAT ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT NEVER SEEN A TALKING BEAR
OOOOO IM SO SCARED
DENZEL WASHINGTON? I'LL SHOW YOU DENZEL WASHINGTON
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN
WO WO JUST TKE THE MONEY
AND THEY SAID WE WOULD WIN THE JOKES ON THEM
THIS ENDS HERE
OH MY GOD THEY'RE HAPPENING
THIS...MEANS... WAR!!
HEYYYY SEXY LADY
HOLD UP WHER'D YOU SAY BABIES COME FROM?
SO WAIT Y GUYS TRYIN TO "ADOPT" ME
YO DAWG, IM NOT REALLY LAUGHING IM CRYING...IM SICK OF THIS YO DAWG SHIT
YO SUP ROOMIE FML...
Whatsup? Nothing!
BABY SAY OOOHH OOOHHH
I WASN'T TRYIN TO BE A MEME BUT U SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME
WHERE SHES GOIN WHERE IM GOIN
"Y U NO" GUY GETTIN LOTSA ATTENTION GOTTA UP MY GAME
NEVER WENT TO THE DENTIST TURNED OUT JUST FINE
don't wanna vote? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
THE CAMERAMAN GOT US GET HIM
TUTOR WEEKDAYS MENTOR WEEKENDS
DAMNN DUDE CHECK HER OUT
IM NOT JUST PRESIDENT IM BO$$
THAT'S RIGHT KENNY ITS A MAP
I SWEAR DUDE IT WAS LIKE THIS ROUND
Alright i guess this is the day bit**es die
I LOST MY BALLS TO ANABOLIC STEROIDS U CAN DO IT TOO
IM NOT SMILING AND WINKING I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE TICKS SINCE IRAQ
i know you can easily kick my ass but i swear to god...im telling
Don't believe me? check it out on google earth
OH. SO U WNA GO HUH LET'S DO THIS
I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS IT WASN'T THE RIGHT TIME TO GET DONUTS
HELLO? DOMINOS?
WAIT LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU SAYING U HAVE "CLEAN" DRINKING WATER?
#1 RULE OF MEMESHAPPEN YOU "DO" TALK ABOUT MEMESHAPPEN
HEY THAT'S MY BOTTLE
i really am a german shepard but im in a jamaican hotbox
goddamn no wonder they keep me on milk
LEAVES? WHAT LEAVES
I SAW U CHECKING HER OUT YOU CAN TELL ME...ITS OK...REALLY
PAID $100 FOR FAKE CHIPS ON ZYNGA POKER YES
LAST TIME WE FOUGHT I GOT THE COUCH NOW ITS THE BENCH OUTSIDE...FML
DUDE JUST DRINK IT
YO, DUDE I THINK ITS THE COPS
ONE DOLLAR? WHAT THE _ _ _ _ IS A ONE DOLLAR
I WANTED A CAR, BUT I GOT SOMETHING MUCH BETTER... THESE BRACES
look out We got a rick ross over here
LoOoOo
OOOOO WEEEEE BABY UOH UOH
UOH
UOH!!
What up Danny? UOH !
WORK HARD, AND PLAY HARDER RIGHT?
DAMNNN CHECK THAT OUT
LOST ALL MY MARBLES YESTERDAY WON THEM BACK TODAY
Saw grandma Driving did'nt get stuck behind her
TRY TO PRESS MY ARM ONE MORE TIME GO ON, U SEEM TO WNA GET SMACKED
HEY TOUGH GUY Y U NO DO SMTHN
@MonkeyBusiness "Chillin at the office, bored as hell"
U Talk About My Mama? HAAAA
CHILLIN WIT KIM BORED AS HELL
EXTRA CRUNCHY CHIPS Y U NO STFU
U TAKE THE BACK AND STAY THERE
AIIIII GOLTA LAIK
HELLO MOM?
4 EYES, 2 CHINS 1 MISSION
WE MEN DO NOT CARE WE'RE JUST GOOD AT PRETENDING
SAY WHAT
WHATS DOWN THERE HUH? HUH?
HAHA THATS EFFIN HILARIOUS MAN
LADY WITH PMS Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE
yo how you doin
YO HOW "YOU" DOIN
No how "you" doin
LOOK SIR I SAID IM SORRY
HAHAHAAH HAHAHAAH
U ODA DA CHICKEN
SAY WHAT
EHEHEHEHEEHEHE
THERE'S NO JOKER IN BATMAN
WOOO BABY GIRL...RO$$
Is it just me? Or is it chilly in here
Damn Too trashed to play peek-a-boo
You want your money?! tAKE YOUR !@#$%^&* money
That was my last sandwich
trust me you want to drop both pills
y u no keep in touch?
Y U no keep in touch?
Y U NO KEEP IN TOUCH?
Y U NO KEEP IN TOUCH?
uhhh i got a whopper in tha car
its my boyfriends birthday i get a gift
its my boyfriends birthday i get a gift
its my boyfriends birthday i get a gift
say it again
yo b*tch do you smell something
WTF?! EXAM TOMORROW???
HONEY I THINK I LEFT THE BABY IN THE CAR
prepare yourself saturday in mynetwork is comming
wew aas
uh oh looks like we got a badass over here
Not sure if meme or just a captioned picture
I was once asked why I don't participate in anti-war demonstrations. I said that I will never do that, but as soon as you have a pro-peace rally, I'll be there." -Mother Teresa
"I was once asked why I don't participate in anti-war demonstrations. I said that I will never do that, but as soon as you have a pro-peace rally, I'll be there." -Mother Teresa
fffff ffff
COCAINE WHAT COCAINE
DUDE COME ON
DAMN GIRL HOWD U GET ALL OF THAT
HEY JOKER Y U NO MEME SOMETHN
AT LEAST I STILL HAVE THIS BURGER AND NOW ITS GONE
SO NOW I'M GONE AND SUDDENLY EVERYBODY'S A THOUGH GUY
OH NOOOO STATUS WAS RAPED 5 HOURS AGO
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN AT THE DUD BEHIN ME'S HAIRCUT...I KNOW
HARD NIGHT PARTYIN BACK TO THE SAME BANCH IN THE MORNIN...NEED SLEEP
HEY WHO U CALLIN FAT
I'm holdin this fist So I don't smack a bi**H
HELLO? WAZAAAAAAAAAAA
Ahhh it's its it's Winnie the Pooh
SHIT I Just pooped my pants
Help help I am being taken over by Poop
Ha ha ha ha you are all under my spell
Ha ha ha you are all under my spell What now their not what gave it away
Some one some one help me now I need SEX
STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY
I GOT A FEELIN THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT
damn its a bit chilly in here
the stuff on the board behind me its all bullshit
ALL of it
So your boyfriend is white huh You have brought shame to this family
Robin? Bi**h what?!
All of that for these crappy flowers...
I got a joke for you Just pop yo colla'
Congress will always fu** wit me Bi**es please, i got bit laden
Im sorry i can't answer that question
Look seriously lady You're starting to freak me out
I like boys huh? I'll show you who likes boys, ima show you real good
And then i was like LOOOOOL
Im not gay im a damn unicorn
I was gonna marry my girlfriend and then i got high
I was gonna clean my room but then i got high
I'm still a 2nd class meme, and i know whyy hey hey, because i got high, because i got highhh
dontcha wish your girlfriends were hot like these Dontcha wish your girlfriends were freaks like these...dontcha
The reason i made the iphone is to keep YOU happy
so u think u weezy huh
Jacuzzi chillin like a bo$$
Dont laugh at my pain Im serious
Look just chill aite, big bird got this
I CAME, I SAW I ATE
HOTDAMN
HOHOHO MUVAF*KA
yo dude ur dressed all wrong. COD is thata way
So if north korea launches a rocket South korea can launch one too
GOT MEMES? Y U NO MAKE EM HAPPEN
O-M-G Not Justin Bieber again
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HASH TAG ON FACEBOOK
Gives cats 9 lives Dogs die from eating delicious chocolate
ASKED OUT A CUTE GIRL GOT TO MEET HER BOYFRIEND
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY "BE YOURSELF" ON A FIRST DATE
I never had time to play with my gifts on christmas day because i had to go visit my family and get more gifts
Not sure if actual memories or visions of stories my family has told me
why dont you have a seat How long have you controlled the red dot
Oh Look a Penny
HEAR ROOMATE IN THE NEXT ROOM ISN'T HE OUT TONIGHT?
WAIT.. WHAT?
hey idiot d' you understand body language?
Community Might Get Canceled? Uhh That's nice!
Hey baby Wna fly with fry?
They're Happenin'
SECRETLY SAVES MONY FOR ENGAGEMENT RING GIRLFRIEND LEAVES BECAUSE HE TELLS HER IT”S FOR A GAMING PC
All my friends are poor So they can't afford to do any of the things I want to do
What if I told you The air in the chips bag is to keep them from getting crushed
SEES SOMEONE WAITING FOR THE ELEVATOR TAKES THE STAIRS TO AVOID CONVERSATION
BUYS SOME WEED WITH MONEY HE OWES YOU
DON'T LEAVE THE BED TONIGHT IF A TREE FALLS ON IT, I WANT US TO DIE TOGETHER
QUICKEST WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART? A KNIFE
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAYS "i DON'T WANT ANY GIFTS FOR MY BIRTHDAY" DON'T GET HER ANY. IT WILL SHOW YOU ARE A GOOD LISTENER
I WANT A GUY JUST LIKE YOU... ...THAT'S NOT YOU
IF A PERSON IS BORN DEAF WHAT LANGUAGE WOULD THEY THINK IN?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOGA PANTS ARE PUSH-UP BRAS FOR ASSES
MY NEW COAT IS TOO THICK I CAN'T FEEL THE SEAT HEATERS
YOUTUBE VIDEO BUFFERING TURN THE RESOLUTION UP
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER? DELETE SYS32
WINDSHIELD FROSTED OVER IN THE MORNING THROW SOME HOT WATER ON IT
CUNNILINGUS I'M DOWN FOR THAT
WHY DOES WALDO WEAR STRIPES? HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE SPOTTED
WHY DID THE BIKE FALL OVER IT WAS TWO-TIRED
I HEARD DUMBLEDORE IS GAY ..TALK ABOUT A HEADMASTER
I GAVE MY DEAD BATTERIES AWAY FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEN AND THAN
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO THINKS APPLE PRODUCTS SUCK?
i don't care if he is the tickle monster let him know i will get the last laugh
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO CHECK HIS DIAPER MAKE SURE HE AIN'T WEARING NO BABY MONITOR
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO CHECK HIS DIAPER MAKE SURE HE AIN'T WEARING NO BABY MONITOR
HE STOLE MY FINDING NEMO BLANKET? HE'LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES TONIGHT
WHAT IF ALL SPORTS ARE STAGED AND WRESTLERS ARE JUST THE WORST ACTORS
WHAT IF THE BACON SHORTAGE IS ACTUALLY A SURPLUS AND THEY JUST WANT US TO PANIC AND BUT MORE BACON?
WHAT IF ONLY THE STICKERS ARE MADE IN CHINA
I RUN THESE STREETS FOR MY EARLY MORNING EXERCISE ROUTINE
LET'S GET HIGH GRADES ON OUR FINALS
I CAN'T FEEL MY CHILDREN THAT CRAP FROM MCDONALDS
SOMEONE IN AMERICA FINISHED THEIR LEFTOVERS FOR ME
STILL WINNING THE HUNGER GAMES
NO PC, XBOX OR PS3 STILL GETS TO PLAY BATTLEFIELD & MODERN WARFARE
GOT PEPPER SPRAYED 10 CALORIES
WHO NEEDS A COMPUTER TO PLAY MINESWEEPER? I'VE GOT LEGS
ASIAN FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS ARE TOO DAMN HIGH
Give me back my pacifier NOW!!!!
Are My Shoes, ON THE WRONG DAMN FEET!!
NO GODDAMN SUGAR FOR MY GODDAMN KOOLAID
SO THAT HOOKER, WAS MY SISTER!!!
What happened to the lights? My bad
we came , we saw !! we conquered !
OH, THE FOOD IS TOO HOT FOR YOUR HAND? QUICK, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
SORE THROAT? LET'S SWALLOW TWICE AS OFTEN SO WE'LL KNOW WHEN WE'RE BETTER.
GOES TO THE GYM DURING THE SUPER BOWL STRONGEST PERSON AT THE GYM
I DON'T LIKE DR. WHO
I DON'T UNDERSTAND AMERICAN FOOTBAL
CAUGHT MYSELF CHECKING OUT A WOMAN IN A CROWD IT WAS MY WIFE
once superbowl starts the internet will belong to europe
I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE OR MORNINGS... OR PEOPLE
PARKING LOT FULL? NO CLASS TODAY
ROOMMATE HAS A FRIEND OVER PRETEND TO BE A ASLEEP FOR HOURS UNTIL THEY LEAVE
MY NEW OFFICE COMPUTER BOOTS SO FAST I LOST A VALID REASON TO DO NOTHING FOR 5 MINUTES
recoi une offre d'emploi Bracardeur
Recoit une offre d'emploi Bracardeur
Recoit un offre d'emploi Bracardeur
I'M HUNGRY BUT I AM TOO COMFY TO GET OUT OF BET
YOU STUDY BEES? WHY NOT A'S?
WHY DON'T WE SWITCH PHONES SO I CAN SEE WHO IS TEXTING YOU
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME KIDS DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL IN YOUR COUNTRY?
AMERICANS Y U NO USE METRIC SYSTEM?
THE FEELING I GET WHEN I LISTEN TO A SONG I USED TO LOVE
GAVE SPEECH IN FRONT OF CLASS DIDN'T STUTTER ONCE.
MEETS GIRL FROM INTERNET BETTER LOOKING THAN HER PICTURE
ON SIDEWALK, SEES CAR APPROACHING INTERSECTION PRETENDS HE DOESN'T WANT TO CROSS
NEVER BEEN CALLED A FAGGOT ON REDDIT BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER HAD A SUCCESSFUL POST
SAYS HE'S OK WITH ANYTHING COMPLAINS AFTERWARDS
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN STILL GO TO THE GYM WITHOUT TELLING THE INTERNET
SO, YOUR OWNER MADE YOU FETCH THE BALL, BUT THEY NEVER ACTUALLY THREW IT? I'D SAY YOU HAVE A STRONG CASE FOR FRAUD
IN MY CLIENT'S DEFENSE THE RED LIGHT AND THE GREEN LIGHT LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME
SO HE LEFT THE BACON COMPLETELY UNGUARDED ON THE COUNTER? ENTRAPMENT
MY CLIENT ACTED IN SELF-DEFENSE THE SPRINKLER ATTACKED FIRST
NO LONGER A POPULAR MEME FINALLY!
I SHIT YOU NOT THE AIRPLANE WAS COMING RIGHT FOR MY MOUTH
THE MORE THE MERRIER? FALSE. CHINA
LIFE IS SHORT? FALSE. LIVING IS THE LONGEST THING YOU WILL EVER DO.
I GUESS I'LL WATCH THAT SILLY VIDEO THE GRANDKIDS ARE TALKING ABOUT LATELY "GANGBANG STYLE"
JEWS COMPLAINING ABOUT ENERGY COSTS? FREE GAS
SUCCESSFUL BLACK MAN? SHIT.
SOMETIMES I DRAW BUT I NEVER SHOW THEM TO ANYONE BECAUSE I HATE DEALING WITH THE ATTENTION
DRESSES LIKE TRASH SPENDS 200 DOLLARS ON OUTFIT
CAN'T AFFORD FOOD BUY CIGARETTES
DEAD MOUSE ON YOUR DESK YOU EARNED IT
THE RED DOT SEEMS TO BE ATTRACTED TO POWERPOINT I WILL MAKE A PRESENTATION TO LURE IT IN
THE RED DOT SEEMS TO BE ATTRACTED TO POWERPOINT I WILL MAKE A PRESENTATION TO LURE IT IN
GOES TO THE MALL ON BLACK FRIDAY JUST TO EAT AT THE FOOD COURT
FEED HOMELESS TO STARVING FIX WORLD WIDE PROBLEM
AND THEN I SAID "I CARE ABOUT THE MIDDLE CLASS"
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME SPOONS DON'T ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE AIRPLANES?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME SHE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE MY NOSE
WHAT IF MAGIC ACTUALLY EXISTS BUT WE HAVE NO MANA
IF GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT ISN'T PROCRASTINATION A VIRTUE?
ALL THIS SCIENCE TALK HAS BEEN GETTING QUITE A RISE APPARENTLY THERE'S ONLY 8 PLANETS NOW
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE THEATER SHOOTING? RIP ABRAHAM LINCON
I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAR MY CALCULATOR BUT WHEN I DO, I HIT BOTH 'C' AND 'CE' A BUNCH OF TIMES BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO
I DON'T ALWAYS WAIT FOR A LONG TIME FOR A WEBSITE TO LOAD BUT WHEN I DO, IT LOADS AT THE VERY SAME TIME I CLOSE THE BROWSER
I DON'T ALWAYS TURN ON SUBTITLES, BUT WHEN I DO, I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THEM
THE AVENGERS MADE MORE MONEY ON ITS OPENING WEEKEND THAN ANY OTHER FILM IN HISTORY? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW PIRACY IS DESTROYING HOLLYWOOD
YOU'RE 16 FOREVER ALONE? PLEASE TELL ME THE HEARTACHES OF YOUR LIFE
OH YOU'RE AN ACTOR? AT WHICH RESTAURANT?
YOU'RE 18 AND HAVE HAD A GIRLFRIEND FOR A YEAR? PLEASE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW RELATIONSHIPS WORK
what's wrong with my pictures???
THAT'S NASTY
OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM HAD
WENT TO BURGER KING HAD IT OUR WAY
HE PUT A TAG ON MY EAR I PUT A TAG ON HIS TOE
MAY I SUGGEST A COCKTAIL BEFORE YOUR STEAK DINNER? MOLOTOV
THEY DRANK OUR MILK WE DRANK THEIR BLOOD
THERE WILL BE NO SEX UNTIL I SOLVE FOR X
THERE'S ONLY ONE TYPE OF BRA FOR ME ALGEBRA
THEY WANTED SOMETHING LONG AND HARD I GAVE THEM MY HOMEWORK
YOU JUST READ THAT WHOLE PAGE? DAMN MAN, I TOTALLY BLANKED OUR, BETTER RE-READ IT
CAN EFFORTLESSLY LEARN ANY LANGUAGE BUT ONLY WHILE YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO CARE
FORGETS ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT TO REMEBER REMEMBERS ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT TO FORGET
NO, MOM SKYRIM ISN'T THE CHARACTER'S NAME
THEY ARE NOT DOLLS THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES!
MAKE STATUS UPDATE NO ONE LIKES DELETE IT
"INCORRECT EMAIL OR PASSWORD" WHEN LOGGING IN AT WORK MAYBE THEY FIRED ME
IN LINE TO ORDER FOOD PRACTICE HOW YOU'RE GOING TO ORDER IT
WALKS OUT STORE SECURITY GATE "tHE ALARM IS GOING OFF ANY TIME NOW"
COLLEGE REQUIRES INTERVIEW TO GET IN DIDN'T WANT TO GO THERE ANYWAY
AY GIRL AY CAN I HAVE YO DIGLETTS?
AY GURL AY COME HERE, LEMME GET A PIKACHU
"i KNOW HOW I WOULD SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE" CAN BARELY GET OUT OF BASEMENT
EVERYONE WORSE THAN ME IS A NOOB EVERYONE BETTER THAN ME HAS NO LIFE
MAKES FUN OF FAST FOOD EMPLOYEES DOESN'T HAVE A JOB
BARK TO WARN MASTER OF INTRUDERS TOLD TO SHUT UP
ATTEMPTS TO TAKE PILL DRY, VOMITS IN MOUTH USES VOMIT TO SWALLOW PILL
TEETH FEEL DIRTY SCRAPES THEM WITH FINGERNAILS
RUNS OUT OF TOILET PAPER WIPES WITH KLEENEX FOR A WEEK
NO BATHROOM NEARBY USE SINK IN ROOM
hot chick bro well done
SO ALL I GOT TO DO IS TAKE THE SHOT
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME MY MAMA AINT WATCHIN THIS GAME
COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW SUPERFICIAL EVERYONE IS IS REALLY THE ONLY ONE BEING SUPERFICIAL
ID LOVE TO REPEAT AFTER YOU BUT THAT WAS SOME STUPID SHIT
I Don't always get steak but when i do i have it well done
so... when's the happy hour drink?
2+2 ON TEST USE CALCULATOR TO BE SURE
BEFORE CLASS, TURNS LAPTOP VOLUME DOWN TO ZERO THEN HITS MUTE
hipster ariel wanted legs before legs were cool
the girl who has everything because the 99% is to mainstream
skipping school? 3 day suspension
get the right answer on a test marked wrong. the work was done differently than expected.
oh you don't get how to do it? let me explain it the exact same way i explained it the first time
when i have a bad day you will too
Unicorn chan
unicorn... CHAN
UNICORN... CHAN
IM TELLIN YOU THAT DIAPER WAS SOILED BEFORE I EVER GOT IN IT
YOU CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
PLAYED HARD TO GET DIDN'T GET SHIT
DEMAND ADAM AND EVE TO FOLLOW A RULE THAT REQUIRES THE UNDERSTANDING OF RIGHT AND WRONG DON'T GIVE ADAM AND EVE THE KNOWLEDGE OF RIGHT AND WRONG
THOU SHALT NOT KILL MURDERS FIRST-BORN BABIES OF ENTIRE COUNTRY
DEMANDS EVIDENCE OF YOUR FAITH DEMANDS YOUR FAITH WITHOUT EVIDENCE
LAUNCH REBECCA BLACK'S CARRER PEOPLE BEGIN APPRECIATING REAL MUSIC
STEALS CANDY FROM BABY PREVENTS FUTURE DIABETES
SCARES FAST FOOD E.COLI SCARE INSPIRE HEALTHIER CHOICES
DOST THOU EVEN HOIST?
CEASE! THE HOUR OF THE MALLET IS UPON US
WE HAVE RECENTLY BECOME ACQUAINTED, AND THIS MIGHT SEEM IRRARTIONAL BUT HERE ARE THE NUMERALS BY WHICH TO CONTACT ME. uSE THEM PERCHANCE?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TELL HIS GRANDMA HE'S NOT HUNGRY
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WIN AN IPAD ON THE INTERNET
ONE NOT DOES SIMPLY NOTICE THAT THE WORDS ARE SWITCHED
MY ENERGY DRINK ADDICTION FUNDED A SPACE PROGRAM
SLOWPOKE IS THE ONLY MEME THAT WON'T BECOME OUTDATED
I KNOW MORE ABOUT ASTRONOMY THAN GALILEO EVER DID
NOT SURE IF I IT I REALLY WANT TO EAT THIS OR I'M JUST REALLY HUNGRY
WE SHOULD TRY FINDING THE PERFECT NAME FOR OUR BABY IN CASE WE WILL EVER HAVE ONE
I DON'T ALWAYS FEEL SLEEPY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT SCHOOL
I DON'T ALWAYS SPEAK BAD ABOUT PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE RIGHT BEHIND ME
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE MY HEADPHONES ON AT HIGH VOLUME BUT WHEN I DO, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO TALK TO ME AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT
HEY GUYS MERRY CHRISTMAS!
FIRST GIRLFRIEND AT 24 IT WAS JUST A DREAM
I CAN'T ORDER ANYTHING IN BECAUSE MY FRIDGE IS FULL
CAR BEHIND ME MAKES THE SAME TURN HE MUST BE FOLLOWING ME
WATCHING PORN TURN THE WEBCAM AROUND IN CASE SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME
IT'S GOING TO BE A 3 DAY WEEKEND GIVES YOU EXTRA HOMEWORK
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH YOUR HAND DOWN MAKES YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION
DID YOU ANSWER EVERYTHING CORRECTLY? STILL GIVES YOU A B BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PUT IN EXTRA EFFORT
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR YOUTUBE COMMENT
SAY SUPERBOWL ONE MORE TIME I DOUBLE DARE YOU!
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE HAVE INTERNET BUT ARE BORED WHEN USING IT?
i WANTED TO KILL HER WITH MY HUGS AND KISSES
I LIKE TO BEAT WOMEN AT ANY ONLINE GAME
I PUT MY HANDS AROUND HER NECK TO PUT ON HER NEW NECKLACE
I LIKE TO ROLL UP MY SLEEVES WHEN I NEED TO START WORKING
I AM A VERY RESPECTED LAWYER I LOVE TAKING A BITE OUT OF CRIME
I CAN BELIEVE IT I WON A MILLION DOLLARS FROM NIGERIA
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A STORK DIDN'T BRING ME HERE?
FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE ASKS PROFESSOR ABOUT HOMEWORK
FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND
PIZZA GUY Y U ALWAYS LATE
INTERNET Y U NO WORK
DROPPED MY PIECE OF BREAD BUTTER SIDE UP
DID WRITE ANYTHING ON THE TEST TEACHER LOST THE PAPERS
I MISS MY DOGS MORE THAN MY FAMILY
EXCELLENT I JUST HAVE TO GIVE HIM MY PASSWORD TO WIN THIS FREE IPHONE
BACK IN MY DAY A CREAM PIE WENT IN YOUR FACE
I WON! WHERE DO I HAVE TO ENTER MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?
I HOPE MY ROOMATE GETS AN IRON DEFICIENCY SO I CAN STOP HEARING HOW HEALTHY HE IS BEING VEGETARIAN
TRYING TO GET MORE GIRLS AT YOUR PARTY? INVITE A GAY GUY. HE'LL BRING PLENTY
SPEND A WEEKEND AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE STARVE
STALKING CRUSH ON FACEBOOK IN THE LIBRARY SHE'S STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
SEES SOMEONE HEADING FOR THE SAME RESTROOM GOES BACK TO DESK
COME UP WITH BEST MEME EVER CAN'T REMEMBER PUNCH-LINE
WINRAR EXPIRED? IT'S OK, I'LL JUST BUT THE FULL VERSION
I WONDER WHAT THOSE 2 GIRLS ARE GOING TO DO WITH THAT ONE CUP
BRACE YOURSELVES IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE STRAIGHT TEETH
BRACES YOURSELVES UGGS AND SKIRT SEASON IS UPON US
THEY SAID I WAS CUTE I SAID THEY WERE DELICIOUS
TRIX ARE FOR KIDS? KIDS ARE FOR RABBITS
DUCK SEASON? RABBIT SEASON? FUDD SEASON
PEOPLE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT THEY SAID
THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW GOOD
SORRY ALICE YOU RAN OUT OF TIME
MY EAR BUDS ARE TANGLED BUT WERE PERFECT WHEN I LEFT THEM ALIENS
SHE WAS MY 5TH COUSIN THE OTHER 4 WEREN'T THAT GOOD
GOES ON ANCENSTRY.COM INSTEAD OF MATCH.COM
MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS I'M A PEDO WHAT DOES SHE KNOW, SHE'S 7
BRINGS WIFE AND SISTER TO APPLEBEES TABLE FOR TWO
WATCHES LIFTING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE CORRECTS THE FORM OF GUYS TWICE HIS SIZE
SPENDS 3 HOURS AT THE GYM ONLY WORKS ON BICEPS
I WILL SAVE ALL OF MY URINE FOR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHANGING!
AFTER I SPEND MY FIRST 12 YEARS SUCKING THE LIFE AND MONEY OUT OF MY PARENTS I'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW BAD THEY RAISED ME!
I'M GOING TO TAKE A HUGE DUMP DURING THIS CAR TRIP!
SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A... NO
NEED NEW POPE WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?
OH MY GOD MOM I DON'T NEED A CONDOM FOR THAT HOLE
LOOK AT ALL THE SLEEP I'M NOT GOING TO GET
LOOK AT ALL THESE THINGS I STILL CAN'T AFFORD!
LOOK AT ALL THE DIRTY REFERENCES I SUDDENLY GET
LOOK AT ALL THE JOBS I'M NOT GETTING
NEED A ROOMATE? WHY NOT ZOIDERG
TRYING FOR A KISS ON THE CHEEK OF MY CRUSH SHE GAVE HER LIPS INSTEAD
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY MOM THINK I'M QUITE THE CATCH
dfg dg
DON'T GO TO THE GYM WHEN YOU HAVE DIARRHEA
IS IT NICE TOUCHING WHAT YOUR CHILD WILL ONE DAY DRINK MILK FROM?
MY RESUME IS BASICALLY A LIST OF THINGS I HATE TO DO
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY FAILED REDDIT POSTS DO GREAT ON FACEBOOK
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE ABLE TO STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCE BECAUSE YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THE COMPUTER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOU WANTED TO HAVE THE SAME POPE FOR A LONG TIME YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE A 78 YEAR OLD MAN THE POPE
IF YOU WANTED A JOB AFTER COLLEGE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MAJORED IN POLITICAL SCIENCE
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME STARING AT YOUR ASS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN YOGA PANTS
WHEN MICROWAVING PIZZA PUT A GLASS OF WATER IN WITH IT IT WILL KEEP THE PIZZA FROM GETTING SPONGEY
IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEY HAD A CRUSH ON YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY USUALLY STILL DO
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, IN SKYRIM, I HAVE AN ALCHEMY SKILL OF 68
IF YOU WRIT "U" INSTEAD OF "YOU" I IMMEDIATELY ASSUME YOU'RE AN IDIOT
THE RESOLUTION ON MY NEW MONITOR IS SO HIGH I STRUGGLE TO FIND GOOD LOOKING DESKTOP BACKGROUND IMAGES
GETS MAD AT YOU TELLS YOU WHY
DIVORCES YOU DOESN'T TAKE YOUR STUFF
SAYS SHE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY REALLY DOESN'T
I NEVER TIP LESS THAN 20 PERCENT
SPENDS ALL SEMESTER TRYING TO SLEEP WITH GIRL GETS HER PREGNANT
I DON'T THINK PUGS ARE CUTE I FIND THEM KIND OF GROSS AND THEY WEIRD ME OUT
GET ANONYMOUS VALENTINE'S DAY CARD MUM'S HANDWRITING
THE PRICE OF THIS TACKY ROMANTIC GESTURE IS TOO DAMN HIGH
LOOK AT ALL THE RED LIGHTS I'M CATCHING
I FORGOT TO SWITCH OFF MY ALARM CLOCK ON MY DAY OFF
SO I LEARNED A LOT IN SCHOOL THIS YEAR AAAAND IT'S GONE
I THINK I'LL JUST HAVE ONE PIECE OF CHOCOLATE AAAAND IT'S GONE
EXCITED FEELING ABOUT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AAAAAND IT'S GONE
GIRLFRIENDS HORNY? AAAAAAANND IT'S GONE.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I'VE CURED CANCER BY LIKING ON AN IMAGE ON FACEBOOK
Hey, hitler wasn't all that bad he did killhitler
STOP NOW WIGGLE WIGGLE YEA
YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MEMES SO WE PUT SOME MEMES IN MEMESHAPPEN, AND NOW YOU CAN MEME HAPPEN AS MEMES HAPPEN
hey wna see my trailer
AFTER WE'RE DONE WITH THESE BILLS SPRINKLE SOME CRACK ON HIM
IS THAT MY WIFE WITH MY BEST FRIEND
MY DAUGHTER AND HER BOYFRIEND LOCK THE BEDROOM DOOR SO THEY CAN STUDY WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED
WEARS BIKINI WHILE WASHING THE MINIVAN TELLS SON'S FRIENDS HOW NICE THY ARE TO HELP
MY DAUGHTER STACY'S FRIENDS HE IS ALWAYS HELPING AROUND THE HOUSE
MY SON TAKES SUCH GOOD CARE OF HIS COMPUTER HIS BROWSING HISTORY IS ALWAYS CLEAN
MY SON AND HIS FRIENDS ARE GREAT THEY ALWAYS SPRAY THE HOUSE WITH AIR FRESHENER BEFORE I GET HOME
DOESN'T HAVE A VALETINE BUYS FLOWERS FOR EVERY GIRL IN CLASS
OFFERS TO BUY BUS TICKER AND GIVE YOU FOOD MONEY SO YOU CAN GO SEE YOUR GF ON YOUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY
NOT SURE IF ROOMMATE KEEPS GETTING TEXTS OR IF SHE'S USING HER VIBRATOR
QUIT MY JOB ON THE SPOT THREE PEOPLE QUIT WITH ME
GIRLFRIEND IS VISITING HER PARENTS FOR A WEEK ON HER PERIOD WEEK
WALKS TO CAR, FORGOT KEYS IN ROOM NO CLASS TODAY
FORGOT ABOUT CUP OF TEA STILL WARM ENOUGH TO DRINK
BOTH A AND C ARE CORRECT BUT C IS MORE CORRECT
LOVE? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
JACKET? YOU MEAN BITCH ARMOR
MY MORNING STEAK: THE MOST IMPORTANT STEAK OF THE DAY
POWER TOOLS? I BELIEVE YOU MEAN ARMS
SPINACH? IF I WANT IRON, I'LL EAT IRON
takes 20 episodes to form a spirit bomb misses
one of the strongest dies every season
IF YOU TURN GAY I WILL GET A SEX CHANGE SO I CAN BE WITH YOU
WATCHED A MOVIE WITH MY PARENTS NO SEX SCENES
IF YOU STILL THINK ABOUT HER AFTER YOU MASTURBATED YOU'RE PROBABLY IN LOVE WITH HER
THERE ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE IN LORD OF THE RINGS
TODAY IS VALENT- TODAY IS THURSDAY!
I SHAKE BY CATS BASKET WHILE HE IS SLEEPING DURING THE DAY SO HE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS WHEN HE WAKES ME UP AT 4AM
DATING A WOMAN WITH CHILDREN IS LIKE PLAYING SOMEONE ELSE'S SAVED GAME
OMG NEW MACBOOK FOR CHRISTMAS $2000, FACEBOOK MACHINE
SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENED? I BETTER 'LIKE' AND 'SHARE' EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SO YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH I CARE.
OMG I HAVE INSOMNIA GOES TO BED AT 2AM WAKES UP AT NOON
TAKES INSTAGRAM PHOTO OF HER RESTAURANT PLATE: "BESTE DINNER EVER! SO GOOD!" CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES FROM APPLEBEES
"ONLY '90 KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS!!!" BORN IN 1998
"OMG TIMELINE! I HATE FACEBOOK!!" UPDATES HER COVER PHOTO 20 TIMES
WHERE DID SUSIE GO DURING THE BOMBING? EVERYWHERE
WHAT IS RED AND BAD FOR YOUR TEETH? A BRICK
WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHEN TWO CELLS REPLICATE INDEFINITELY? CANCER. YOU HAVE CANCER.
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR HIS ALCOHOLISM IS DESTROYING HIS FAMILY
WHY CAN'T A T-REX GIVE A HIGH FIVE? BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DEAD
WHAT'S BETTER THAN COMING SECOND PLACE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS NOT BEING RETARDED
PEED ON THE FLOOR 5 SECOND RULE
PEE SPLITS INTO TWO STREAMS DRINK BOTH OF THEM
MANDATORY DRUG TESTING? I'LL DRINK TO THAT
THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR BETTER STOCKPILE MY PISS
FIND RELIC MONK CARRYING IT GETS CONVERTED
4 ENEMY CPU IN YOUR BASE FRIENDLY CPU TOO BUSY PICKING BERRIES
I SHALL BURN DOWN THIS CASTLE BY HACKING IT WITH MY SWORD
TO YOUR EX'S FACEBOOK, DO NOT GO ONLY PAIN WILL YOU FIND THERE
VEGAS, WHAT HAPPENS IN STAYS IN VEGAS, IT DOES
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS LOSE YOU TEETH AND SHOW UP TO CLASS NAKED
DON'T BECOME A RAPE STATISTIC JUST SAY YES.
WANT TO STOP RECEIVING SPA, CLICK THE UNSUBSCRIBE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SPAM MAIL
TECHNICALLY ALCOHOL IS A SOLUTION
I SAW MY FRIENDS SUCKING BALLOONS WITH HELIUM, AND I WAS LIKE HE, HE, HE
I WAS GOING TO TELL A SODIUM AND HYDROGEN PUN BUT NaH.
OF COURSE HE IS RISEN, HELIUM IS LIGHTER THAN AIR!
MY TEACHER THREW SODIUM CHLORIDE AT ME THAT'S A SALT
RELATIONSHIP ARE LIKE FINDING THE NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK? BRING A FLAMETHROWER
NOBODY IS TALLER THAN THE LAST MAN STANDING
restarts computer, facebook works again i'm such a computer nerd!
omg! i love anime! stewie griffin is so funny
i'm totally a gamer sims
but then i took an arrow to the knee. what's skyrim?
I'M A HARDCORE GAMER, I PLAY VIDEOGAMES ALL THE TIME ANGRY BIRDS
THE CAKE IS A LIE! NEVER PLAYED PORTAL
WHAT IF THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE BUT NO ONE TASTED IT
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY?
YOU'RE RICH? ME TOO I'M A LEVEL 80 PALADIN
NEED A METEORITE? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?
NEED A ZOIDBERG? WHY OT ZOIDBERG?
GOT CARJACKED REMEMBERED TO SET THE AUTO DESTRUCT
KOBE SAID WHAT
ASK ME ONCE, I'LL SAY NO ASK ME TWICE..
FIRST THEY IGNORE YOU, THEN THEY LAUGH AT YOU THEN THEY CALL YOU UP AND APOLOGIZE
HEY JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO STOP SINGING
YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL YOU ASKED FOR IT
Just got a full tank Ballin!!
SOMETIMES I WISH A CATASTROPHIC GLOBAL DISASTER WOULD HAPPEN JUST SO MY LIFE WOULD BE MORE EXCITING
WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU DISAPPOINTS ME!
CAN FEBRUARY MARCH? NO, BUT APRIL MAY
IF MAN SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP HE REALLY DOESN'T
HOMELESS GUY TELLS ME TO GET HOME SAFE "THANKS, YOU TOO!"
HAVE TO POOP CAN'T FIND PHONE
THERE ARE MANY ENGINEERS IN INDIA BECAUSE THEY DON'T WORRY ABOUT GETTING A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE THEY HAVE ARRANGED MARRIAGES
FINALLY GET THE COURAGE TO DELETE MY EX GIRLFRIEND'S PHONE NUMBER ACCIDENTALLY HIT CALL
NEVER WATCH A DUTCH MOVIE WITH YOUR PARENTS SEX SCENES GUARANTEED
I TELL MY GIRLFRIEND THAT I DON'T WANT KIDS AS I THINK I'LL BE A SHITTY DAD BUT REALLY IT'S BECAUSE I THINK SHE'D BE A SHITTY MOTHER
Girl, you should sell hotdogs because you already know how to make a WIENER stand
how d'you get a fat chick into bed? piece of cake,
BABE, I PUT THE STD IN STUD ALL I NEED IS U
IF I WERE TO ASK YOU OUT WOULD YOUR ANSWER BE THE SAME AS THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION?
AMERICANS MUST BURN EXTRA CALORIES, THIS WEIGHT ISSUE IS OUT OF CONTROL
JUST BOMBED THE UNITED STATES HISTORY FINAL
I'LL BLOW UP YOUR WEDDING PICTURES TO POSTER SIZE
I HATE THE USA TELEVISION NETWORK
I MUST COVER MY WIFE'S FACE WITH KISSES. I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
PUTS PUNCHLINE IN TOP TEXT WANTS TO MAKE AN ADVICE ANIMAL
COMPUTER'S SLOW? BETTER DOWNLOAD SOME RAM
OPERATING SYSTEM? IT'S A DELL
EVERY PROBLEM "I THINK I HAVE A VIRUS."
I'M NOT A RACIST BECAUSE RACISM IS A CRIME AND CRIME IS FOR BLACK PEOPLE
HIRE A MEXICAN HOUSEKEEPER GET HER DEPORTED
DON'T GREET ONE OF HUNDREDS OF CUSTOMERS SECRET SHOPPER
I DEAL WITH STUDENTS LIKE YOU ALL THE TIME
YOU GOTTA GET THE GREEN PERMISSION SLIPS SIGNED SO YOU CAN DO THIS LAB
LET'S LIGHT A BLUNT PIECE OF COPPER WIRE TO SEE THE FLAME'S COLOUR
RESTART TO UPDATE SOFTWARE AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
IS YOUR MOTHER STILL SINGLE? GO CATCH EVERY POKEMON IN THE WORLD
TREAT YOUR POKEMON WITH CARE AND COMPASSION IF YOU CAN'T CATCH ONE, PARALYZE AND POISON IT
YOU'RE A BIG FAN AND WANT AN AUTOGRAPH? THE BEST I CAN DO IS INITIALS
Est acontecendo!
Oh my God! Os Vogons esto chegando!!
Y U NO CLICK LIKE

IF YOU STAY IN A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE OF THE SEX OCCASIONALLY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
IF YOU TRY TO WIN A GIRL OVER BY DRUNK TEXTING HER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
ASKED GIRL IF SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND SHE SAYS "iT'S UP TO YOU"
FORGET ACQUAINTANCE'S NAME THEY LOVE THEIR NEW NICKNAME
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE NOODLE? AN IMPASTA
CHILD MOLESTATION IS A TOUCHY SUBJECT
FRIENDZONES YOU GETS MAD WHEN SHE SEES YOU WITH ANOTHER GIRL
"CAN WE JUST GET DINNER AS FRIENDS" STANDS YOU UP
INVITES YOU OVER TO FIX HER COMPUTER
BACK IN MY DAY WE'D GO OUTSIDE TO MEET SINGLE WOMEN IN MY AREA
BACK IN MY DAY WE CALLED HIM SNOOP DOGGY DOGG
BACK IN MY DAY POPES DIDN'T RETIRE... THEY DIED
GET A NEW VIDEO GAME AT BIRTHDAY PARTY SECRETLY WISH EVERYONE WOULD LEAVE SO YOU COULD PLAY
DOESN'T KNOW THE FRENCH WORD SAYS THE ENGLISH WORD WITH FRENCH ACCENT
MOVES INTO HAUNTED HOUSE THE GHOST LEAVES
I DON'T ALWAYS FIND A RANDOM SCREW ON THE FLOOR AT HOME BUT WHEN I DO, I SAVE IT FOREVER IN CASE I EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT IT'S FROM
MOM BORROWED MY CAR RETURNED WITH FULL GAS TANK
IF YOUR CHILD IS FAT AND A BRAT I ASSUME YOU HAVE NO CONTROL AS A PARENT.
I'LL JUST EAT A COUPLE OREOS AAAAND THEY'RE GONE
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ORDER SUBWAY WITHOUT SAYING "UMMM"
HAVE A SIT ONCE UPON A TIME, I ATE YOUR HAMSTER THIS MORNING
I'M NICE TO THE CRAZY PERSON AT WORK SO IF THEY DECIDE TO SHOOT UP THE OFFICE, THEY'LL SPARE ME
I LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND'S CAT MORE THAN I LIKE HER
IF THE RUSSIAN METEOR HIT DURING THE 70'S IT WOULD HAVE STARTED A NUCLEAR WAR
NOT SURE IF GIRLS WHO HAVE CRUSHES ON ME ARE SHY OR NO FEMALE HAS EVER FELT ANYTHING FOR ME
GIRL SAYS "DON'T STOP" DURING SEX FINISH IMMEDIATELY
SO I'M WALKING HOME PISS DRUNK AND I THINK TO MYSELF "WHEN DID I LEARN TO WALK?"
WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT STEREOTYPES CAN ACTUALLY HAPPEN?
FINISH MORNING WORKOUT CLEAR BROWSER HISTORY
TOO LAZY TO WEAR A BRA HOLD BOOBS WITH HANDS WHEN RUNNING UP OR DOWN STAIRS
FIND PEANUT IN BRA EAT IT
WINTER AGAIN LET LEG HAIR GROW FOR 3 MONTHS
HAVING PROBLEMS GETTING WOMEN? WEAR A FEDORA, EVERYBODY LOOKS GOOD IN A FEDORA
YEAH IF YOU COULD STOP USING FLASH FOR YOUR WEBSITE THAT'D BE GREAT
YEAH, IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND NOT BRING YOUR KIDS TO CLASS WITH YOU AGAIN THAT'D BE GREAT
YEAH IF YOU COULD TELL YOUR DOG TO STOP HUMPING MY LEG THAT'D BE GREAT
NOT SURE IF I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM, OR I HAVE A REALISTIC VIEW OF MYSELF.
I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT IN MY FRIEND'S HOUSE BUT WHEN I DO I GIVE BIRTH TO A MONSTER
COMES INTO YOUR ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING LEAVES THE DOOR OPEN WHEN HE LEAVES
WIFE ASKS IF SHE LOOKS FAT YES
SOMETIMES I TURN OFF MY MP3 IN THE BUS JUST SO I CAN HEAR OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS
ROSES ARE RED, I'M HAVING A BABY. MARRY ME NOW, OR I'LL SAY THAT YOU RAPED ME.
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO THINKS PEOPLE BORN IN THE MID 90S AREN'T 90S KIDS
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE I LOST ALL MY PHONE CONTACTS
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR SUNGLASSES BECAUSE I NEED TO BE ABLE TO SEE IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS
WHY THE FUCK ARE E-BOOKS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN HARDCOPIES
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I LIVE IN MY BEST FRIEND'S BASEMENT, NOT MY MOM'S.
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WORK NIGHTS AND SLEEP REGULARLY
WENT TRICK OR TREATING THEY CHOSE "TRICK"
THEY SENT ME TO MY ROOM I SENT THEM TO HELL
MUM FORGOT TO GET ME CHOCOLATE MILK I "FORGOT" TO TURN OFF THE GAS
YOU 12?? WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS 13
AN A MINUS IS AN A MINUS MY LOVE FOR YOU
IF EARTH IS THE THIRD PLANET FROM THE SUN DOESN'T THAT MAKE EVERY COUNTRY A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY?
FIRST MAN TO MILK A COW WHAT WAS HE ACTUALLY TRYING TO DO?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TRUST A FART
WHO IS FEAT? HE IS ALMOST IN EVERY SONG
GREEN DAY? YOU MEAN ST. PATRICKS DAY
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON? I LOVE TRANSFORMERS!
NICKELBACK YEAH THEY'RE AWESOME
WHITNEY HUSTON? WHY IS SHE COPYING GLEE?
PLAYED AN ONLINE GAME PAUSED IT
THROWS ONE BIRD KILLS TWO STONES
RUBBED TWO ICE CUBES TOGETHER GOT FIRE
went to a restaurant screamed the place down
jefe necesito un aumento mi esposa acaba de dar a luz a 9 hijos ayer
JEFE NECESITO UN AUMENTO MI ESPOSA ACABA DE TENER 9 HIJOS
If you're working a long shift always keep your eye on the clock
If you're working a long shift always keep your eye on the clock
If you're working a long shift, Always keep your eye on the clock
If you're working a long shift keep an eye on the clock
If you're working a long shift make sure to check your watch often
I'M JUST GOING TO SKIP WORKING OUT FOR TODAY AAAAAND IT'S BEEN A WEEK
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY USE SUPER GLUE WITHOUT STICKING HIS OWN FINGERS
GOT GIRL FRIEND TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH ME BEATS ALL MY SCORES FIRST TRY
EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE WEARING GLASSES WITHOUT LENSES I WANT TO SLAP THE SHIP OUT OF THEM
THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUNNY TO SAY STUTTERS
SEES YOU'RE LEFT OUT OF THE CONVERSATION CHANGES TOPIC SO YOU CAN JOIN IN
I KEEP THE ONE TIE I OWN, TIED. BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOT TO RETIE IT.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE SAME AD ON EVERY VIDEO MAKES ME HATE YOUR PRODUCT.
MY WEED IS TO STRONG TO SMOKE BEFORE WORK
OUT OF MILK FOR CEREAL USES MELTED ICE CREAM
ASKED GIRL OUT I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON FOR 12 YEARS HAVE A DATE THIS WEEKEND
MY SON DOES NOT WATCH PORN HE IS UNDER 18
HAVING PROBLEMS GETTING WOMEN? WEAR CROCS, EVERYBODY LOOKS GOOD IN CROCS
JOB INTERVIEWER: "HI NICE TO MEET YOU!" ME: "GOOD"
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T HATING ON WHITE PEOPLE CALLED RACISM
THE ROLLING STONES ARE ANOTHER NAME FOR ROCK N ROLL
NOT SURE IF SHE'S CHECKING ME OUT OR TRYING TO CATCH ME STARING AT HER ASS
YEAH IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND MAKE A SHIRT THAT I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR WITH ANOTHER SHIRT THAT'D BE GREAT
HAVEN'T HAD A CIGARETTE ALL DAY? WHY NOT CELEBRATE WITH A CIGARETTE?
CLASS IS OPTIONAL TODAY BUT YOU'RE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED TO ATTEND SWEET, NO CLASS
MAKE A UNIQUE PASSWORD FOR EVERY SITE USING NUMBERS, SYMBOLS, AND CAPITAL LETTERS? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
I DON'T ALWAYS USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE BUT I WHEN DO GRAMMAR NO MORE
"YOU CAN DO BETTER BRO" HOOKS UP WITH YOUR EX
FALLS ASLEEP IN CLASS STARTS FARTING LOUDLY IN HIS SLEEP
cheats on every boyfriend cries on EVERYONEs sholder
OVERUSE MEME TILL NOT FUNNY CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
GET A BETTER MATH MARK THAN THE ASIAN KID? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
TRY TO ARGUE WITH ANGRY WOMAN? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
NICE FARM YOU GOT THERE NEEDS A GAPING CRATER
YOU WON'T LET ME IN? FINE I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE FOREVER
FULL INVENTORY? LET ME HELP
AWWW DID IT TAKE YOU 10 HOURS TO BUILD? TOO BAD!!!
NO, SIR I DON'T LIKE TO MOVE IT
You named me Goobles Noringwald? Seriously?
One deos not simply say "Red Robin" without saying "yummmm"
One does not simply say "Red Robin" without saying "yummmmm"
I LIKE TO KILL TIME BY JUMPING ROPE, ITS FUN
I ALMOST EXPLODED WITH ANTICIPATION WAITING TO SEE ZERO DARK THIRTY AT THE MOVIES
I am Too damn high
I AM TOO DAMN HIGH
Dont care if you are a good boy Ill get you out
PUTS WEDDING RING INTO GIRLFRIENDS FOOD AT ROMANTIC DINNER SHE DOESN'T NOTICE IT AND BITES ONTO IT AND HER TEETH SHATTERS
RESIST ARREST THE COPS WILL SEE THEIR MISTAKE
I FART NEAR MY STUDENTS THEN ALLOW THEM TO BLAME EACH OTHER
INTERNET ADDICT HAVEN'T SEEN ONE HARLEM SHAKE VIDEO
NEXT TIME A TERRIBLE BLACK EYED PEAS SONG COMES ON REMEBER THAT WILL.I.AM PUNCHED PEREZ HILTON'S FACE
GOT BIT BY A MOSQUITO DIDN'T GET MALARIA
chinese guy y u no use a fork and knife
EUROPEANS Y U PUT HORSE MEAT IN MY BURGER
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT TWO CHEMICALS ONCE THEY MIX, THINGS COULD GET QUITE HOT
RUNNING LOW ON GAS? PUSH THE PEDAL TO THE METAL
HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND? SMOKE SOME WEED
NEED A DATE FOR YOUR PARENT'S ANNIVERSARY? TAKE A PROSTITUTE
DON'T WANT SPAM? USE GMAIL
AS A GIRL I RELATE TO FAR MORE BACHELOR FROGS THAN I'M COMFORTABLE WITH
A MAN TRIED TO SELL ME A COFFIN TODAY I TOLD HIM THAT'S THE LAST THING I NEED
WEED IS NOT ADDICTIVE I SHOULD KNOW, I SMOKE IT EVERYDAY
PEOPLE WERE SO MUCH YOUNGER IN THE PAST
I don't always drink while in bed but when i do, i spill it all over me
IF YOU THINK PULLING OUT ALWAYS WORKS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
WALKS ONTO THE SET OF A MOVIE IS BETTER LOOKING THAN THE ACTORS
TRIES TO GET A GIRL'S PHONENUMBER SHE ALREADY GAVE IT TO HIM BEFORE HE COULD ASK
TRIES TO MAKE AN UGLY FACE CAN'T DO IT
IF YOU COULD JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG THAT'D BE GREAT
MY MOTHER TOOK AWAY MY IPAD NOW I HAVE TO PLAY GAMES ON MY IPHONE
WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A WILL? IT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY
I CAN FIND ANY $10 BILLS BECAUSE I HAVE TO MANY $100 BILLS IN MY WALLET
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT
WHEN I'M AT THE FAST FOOD PLACE ORDER ALL THE THINGS!
VACATION TIME? PLAY ALL THE GAMES!
GET OUT OF FRIEND ZONE? IMBOSSIBRU!
SKIP WINDOWS UPDATE? IMPOSSIBRU!
I'LL JUST WATCH THE FIRST EPISODE OF THIS SHOW ON NETFLIX AAAAANNND IT'S BEEN A DAY
PASS THE EXAM WITHOUT STUDYING? IMPOSSIBRU!!!
YOU GO TO HIS HOUSE TO PLAY HE ALREADY HAS OTHER FRIENDS OVER
DOESN'T GET YOU ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY GETS MAD WHEN YOUR GIFT ISN'T WHAT HE WANTED
MAKES YOU PLAY WITH HIS DOGS SAYS YOUR DOG IS UGLY
MY REACTION WHEN I FIND MONEY IN AN OLD JACKET
YOUR NEW STATUS SAYS YOU'RE HIGH? GET BACK DOWN
i must've been drunk I swear her ass looked like Beyonce last night
TRYIN TO MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS GO TO THE MALL NAKED
WANT A GIRLFRIEND TELL A RANDOM GIRL YOU LOVE HER
NOT GOOD AT CALL OF DUTY PRACTIVE WITH SOME REAL TARGETS
LEFT IN THE CAR ALONE PUSHED IT IN GEAR AND AIMED FOR THE CLIFF
THE HELL IS THAT WHITE DUDE LOOKIN AT
THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN WITH MY WIFE
THE HELL U THINK U CAN LAUGH AT MY PAIN
GUY IN FROMNT OF ME AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHT Y U NO PAY ATTENTION
MCDONALDS GUY Y U NO GIVE ME MORE FRIES
missed the bus hitched a free ride with a smokin chick in a ferrari
SLIPPED WHILE WALKIN EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS BREAKIN IT DOWN
VISITED THIS WEBSITE IM ON THE LOGO
I DONT USUALLY USE PUBLIC RESTROOMS BUT WHEN I DO, "SHIT HAPPENS"
what!? we already have each others behind
hey babe i've got the wood you're looking for
THE TREES THEY SPEAK TO ME
the hell you say to me? you're going down
HEY GIRL LET ME CRAFT YOU SOME WOOD
HEY GIRL THEY DON'T CALL ME 'BIG' FOR NOTHING
BORED AT WORK? LEAVE EARLY
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THERE AND THEIR
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BE HERE
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS A FUNNY MEME WHEN I SEE ONE
MAYBE IF IM REALLY NICE TO THE FAT ONE I CAN GET WITH THE HOT ONE
DIDNT LIKE MY LAST SPEACH WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS ONE
CANT YOU SEE BABY I DID IT FOR US
GOT KICKED OUT OF THE PARTY STARTED MY OWN PARTY
Get your ass over here
what the hell you say? Get your ass over here
Popped a molly y estoy sudando
GET HUNGRY WHILE BATHING? KEEP A TOASTER NEXT TO THE TUB
NOONE GOES AGAINST THE FAMILY NOT EVEN YOU MOM
YOU EITHER PAY TO KEEP YOUR SANDBOX PROTECTED OR YOU GET BURIED IN IT
I don't always jerk it but when I do, i make sure it is cleaned
I DONT ALWAYS JERK IT BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT HAS BEEN CLEANED
Don't ask a woman about her age, that might upset her ask her about her weight
Don't ask a woman her age, that might upset her ask her about her weight
Don't ask a woman about her age, that might upset her ask her about her weight
DON'T MAKE DECISIONS WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY DON'T MAKE PROMISES WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY
SINGLE AND WANT TO MEET PEOPLE? BUY A BIG UMBRELLA AND INVITE PEOPLE TO WALK WITH YOU WHEN IT RAINS
I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO A VEGETARIAN FOR 4 YEARS SHE COOKS MEAT FOR ME
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD SEND A THANK YOU EMAIL OR NOT BOTHER THEM WITH AN EXTRA EMAIL
aKON MADE "I JUST HAD SEX" AFTER HE RELEASED "I WANT TO MAKE LOVE RIGHT NOW NA NA NA"
AKON MADE "I JUST HAD SEX" AFTER HE RELEASED "I WANT TO MAKE LOVE RIGHT NOW NA NA NA"
YOUR SKIN SMELLS REALLY GOOD I WISH I COULD WEAR IT
HAVEN'T UNDERSTOOD A WORD OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID SMILE AND NOD
I DON'T DELETE TRASHY/GHETTO FACEBOOK FRIENDS BECAUSE THEIR STATUSES MAKE ME FELL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF
IF YOU FORGET TO LIFT WITH THE LEGS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD SPINE
STRUGGLING TO KEEP YOUR FINANCES IN CHECK? GET A CREDIT CARD TO RELIVE THE PRESSURE
NOT SURE IF YOUTH GETTING DUMBER OR I'M GETTING OLDER AND WISER
WHAT'S A PIRATE'S FAVORITE LETTER NONE OF THEM. MOST PIRATES WERE ILLITERATE.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BRUSHED MY TONGUE AND ONLY GAGGED 6 TIMES
CUTE ASIAN GIRL STARTS FLIRTING REPLIES WITH A RACIST ASIAN JOKE
I HONESTLY DON'T CARE WHAT IS IN MY FOOD AS LONG AS IT TASTES GOOD
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
IF YOU THINK YOU WANT YOUR EX BACK BECAUSE YOU SAW HER WITH ANOTHER GUY YOU DON'T
THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITIES DOESN'T GIVE PEOPLE THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET FREE HEALTH CARE
MARRIED MY FIRST AND ONLY BOYFRIEND NEVER GET TO BE EMOTIONAL WITH HEARTBREAK SONGS
DOESN'T ACCEPT IMMIGRANTS WAS MADE BY IMMIGRANTS
I DON'T ALWAYS BARK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
I DON'T ALWAYS LICK MY BALLS BUT WHEN I DO, YOUR FRIENDS ARE OVER
BACK IN MY DAY WHEELCHAIRS WERE FOR DISABLED PEOPLE, NOT FAT PEOPLE
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT MY FOOD, BUT WHEN I DO I'M EATING MY OWN POO
Forever alone? Kill Yourself
Forever Alone? Kill Yourself
Killed a duck? Let Sally make you her bitch
KILLED A DUCK? LET SALLY MAKE YOU HER BITCH
MY DAD ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF ME FOR DRIVING SLOW WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER I ONLY DO SO BECAUSE I RARELY SEE HIM SO I WANT TO SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS I CAN WITH HIM
BRACE YOURSELVES NEW GAME OF THRONES POSTS ARE COMING
THIS IS... PROM NIGHT!!!
TURN ON THE TV AT NIGHT SO I CAN PRETEND SOMEONE IS LIVING WITH ME
CHILL OUT IT'S ONLY BATH SALTS
NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE ME BACK HOME FROM THE EYE DOCTOR I HAVE TO CALL A CAB
PHONE RINGS IT'S THE ALARM
"HI, HOW ARE YOU?" "NO THANKS, I'M JUST LOOKING"
AUDITIONED FOR "THE VOICE" BLEW THE JUDGES AWAY
sPEND TWO HOURS CREATING FACE PLAY ENTIRE GAME IN FIRST PERSON VIEW
CAN'T STAND TO SEEING DRAGONS BECAUSE IT GUARANTEES A TRIP BACK HOME TO DROP OFF BONES AND SCALES
new to college of winterhold become arch mage when he'S killed
THE BATTERIES IN MY GAMEBOY DIED AND SOMEBODY ALREADY TOOK THE ONES OUT OF THE TV REMOTE
RAISE YOUR KIDS RIGHT SO THEY WON'T NEED TO TAKE ADVICE FROM A DUCK
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STAY CALM BEHIND SLOW DRIVERS
IF YOU'RE WEARING SANDALS AT CROWDED URINALS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
WENT TO CARNIVAL AS MAGNETO RANDOM GIRL RUNS INTO ME, PUTS HER BOOB IN MY HAND AND SAYS: "I'M SORRY, I GOT NIPPLE PIERCINGS"
GETS INSPIRED TO WORK OUT, STUDY HARD, AND TURN MY LIFE AROUN 1 AM
I PRETENDED TO BE PREGNANT SO YOU WOULDN'T BREAK UP WITH ME
NEW PERSON HIRED AT WORK? START STEALING. EVERYONE WILL THINK IT'S THEM
OH LOOK YOU'RE HOME IMMEDIATE URGE TO PEE SO BAD YOU CAN'T GET THE KEY IN THE LOCK
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO WATCH YOUR VIDEO PUT BOOBIES IN IT
realize i'm a meme that everybody knows destroy internet
eating me is animal cruelty eating you is tasty
are you alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic? No, i'm bitchy, grumpy, tired and an ass
my favorite part of et is when he dies
don't feel like dealing with assholes today? don't give the pricks the satisfaction!!
Merdian likes someone else oh wait that's me
FINALLY MANAGED TO BRING A GIRL HOME FARTS FREELY IN THE MORNING NOT REALIZING SHE STAYED THE NIGHT
NEED A SAFEWORD? WHY NOT 'ZOIDBERG'?
"GOT STEAM?" "YES, I LOVE THAT GAME!"
I SLEEP A LOT BECAUSE MY DREAMS ARE BETTER THAN MY ACTUAL LIFE
YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY IN A RELATIONSHIP UNTIL YOU CAN BE HAPPY SINGLE
LOST 20 POUNDS BOOBS STAYED THE SAME SIZE
FINALLY GET A GIRLFRIEND AND A GOOD RELATIONSHIP PANIC MODE ENABLED, SABOTAGE SEQUENCE INITIATED
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO HAS NEVER CRACKED A DOUBLE YOLKED EGG
LOOKS AWAY FROM THE SCROLLING TV GUIDE CHANNEL FOR A SPLIT SECOND HAS TO WAIT FOR THE CHANNEL TO ROLL AROUND AGAIN
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO THINKS THAT FOOD SERVICE WORKERS SHOULD ACTUALLY BE PAID REASONABLY INSTEAD OF DEPENDING ON TIPS
SLEEPS WITH YOU DOESN'T TAKE UP THE WHOLE BED
YOU'RE LOOKING BIG YOU TOO...
NEED A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP? WHY NOT OBSESS OVER THAT SOCIAL MISTAKE YOU MADE IN GRADE 6
DIVORCE DIVORCE EVERYWHERE
PUTS CHANGE IN HOMELESS MAN'S CUP SODA SPLASHES. NOT HOMELESS.
I RENTED A MOVIE THE PREVIOUS CUSTOMER DIDN'T REWIND IT
I WANT TO MAKE A FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS MEME BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS
BODY MASS INDEX WENT DOWN FROM OBESE TO OVERWEIGHT
BODY MASS INDEX WENT DOWN FROM OBESE TO OVERWEIGHT
ATE SUSHI, THANKED WAIT STAFF ON THE WAY OUT THEY WEER NOT WAIT STAFF, JUST ASIANS WAITING TO BE SEATED
do you have a moment to talk about jesus christ?
am i the only one around here who thinks we shouldn't make a harlem shake video
being in love doesn't mean you are ready for marriage
trips over. are you okay? no i'm john and you are?
showing him your favorite movie plays games on this phone the entire time
"HEY BABY, THAT'S A HOT NEW BRA" "IT'S YOUR DAUGHTER'S"
YOU'RE NOT EVEN 25. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING LIKE MY GERIATRIC GRANDFATHER?
SPEEDING AT NIGHT? TURN OFF YOUR HEADLIGHTS SO THE COPS CAN'T SEE YOU
GOT AUDITED BY IRS THEY OWED ME $500
WHEN YOU GET A BLADDER INFECTION URINE TROUBLE
WALKING IN CROWD BRUSH HAND PAST WALLET TO MAKE SURE NO ONE STOLE IT
polly wants his goddamn crackers
Took a shit But no shits where givin
Let me smang it gurrlll smash ir and bang it
I might be high uno bitches
Dat ass
I JUST WANTED THE COOKIES
NIGGGGAAAAA
HAHAHA GO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN
I CAB KILL YOU OR MARRY YOU YOUR CHOICE HONEY
WANTS TO UNFRIEND SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK WRITES 'UNFRIEND' ON THEIR WALL
STARTED DATING THE CUTE GIRL FROM SUBWAY NOW MY GIRLFRIEND HAS TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH
GIRLFRIEND SAYS "YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH" "I'M MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU'LL EVER BE"
DRIVES A CAR WITH HANDICAP LICENSE PLATE FOR HIS WIFE DOESN'T PARK IN HANDICAPPED SPOT UNLESS HIS WIFE IS IN THE CAR
I HAD A HEART ATTACK LAST NIGHT BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU SO I JUST POWERED THROUGH IT
JUST STARTED DATING A GIRL HER BIRTHDAY WAS 2 WEEKS AGO
I CAN UNDO BRAS WITH ONE HAND BECAUSE I WORK IN A NURSING HOME
IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS ON YOUR CAT DON'T DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE
I CAN'T SIT COMFORTABLY BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MUCH MONEY IN MY WALLET
CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THE CORPORATE LADDER NEEDS FIRE DEPARTMENT TO GET DOWN
Thank God It's Friday!
DECIDES IT'S SAFE TO FART DURING A SMELLY CHEM LAB TEACHER THINKS A FUME HOOD IS BROKEN, EVACUATES THE LAB
FINDS BIRTH MOTHER ON FB FRIEND REQUEST NOT ACCEPTED
LATE FOR WORK GET ON SAME BUS AS BOSS
"WE SHOULD RESPECT EVERYONE'S BELIEFS AND OPINIONS" EXCEPT WHITE, UPPER/MIDDLE CLASS, CHRISTIAN MEN
WOKE UP LATE AND DIDN'T GET TO DO HAIR/MAKEUP STILL GOT TOLD I LOOKED PRETTY AND NO ONE ASKED IF I WAS SICK
IT'LL TRY THE NY TIMES FRIDAY CROSSWORD.... AAAAAANNNNND I'M STUPID
THE AMOUNT OF ADOBE UPDATES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH
THE SUITCASE TONY STARK CARRIES IN IRON MAN 2 IS A SUIT CASE.
DOG BARKS AT NOTHING GHOSTS
IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS ON YOUR CAr DON'T DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE
i like the way... that you do that shake.... the harlem shake..
you know what i like tina... approve it all!!
hey cassie, just let that sneeze go....
hey cassie... hey girl.... hey... just let that sneeze go..
its friday huuuuuuuhhhhh
CUTE GIRL ASKS ME WHAT I'M DOING TONIGHT MAKE FAKE PLANS TO SOUND COOL
GIRL COMPLIMENTS MY "I HATE SOCIAL INTERACTION" SHIRT REPLY WITH "IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO ME"
IF VEGANS CAN'T USE ANIMAL PRODUCTS ARE THY ALLOWED TO BURN FOSSIL FUELS
DISCUSS RELIGION ONLINE YOU WILL COME ACROSS MANY RESPECTFUL AND DIFFERENT OPINIONS
I'M BETTER AT SAVING MONEY IN VIDEO GAMES THAN IN REAL LIFE
DO YOU LIKE MY BEAR RUG? HE'S NOT DEAD, HE'S JUST AFRAID TO MOVE
PLAYS POKEMON ON YOUR GAMEBOY USES MASTERBALL TO CATCH RATTATA
IF YOU NEVER WANTED NUDE PICTURES OF YOU ON THE INTERNET YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER TAKEN THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE
PRETTY GIRL ASKS TO GRAB A DRINK DOESN'T REPLY AFTER YOU MSG'D YES
Beautiful GIRL ASKS IF YOU WANT TO GRAB A DRINK You respond with a yes, but don't hear back from her
If you're hitch hiking with the intention to rob someone, carry a dog with you People are more likely to stop and help an animal in need
IF YOU FORGOT ABOUT CHANGING YOUR CLOCKS FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
SEND FLOWERS TO YOUR WIFE ANONYMOUSLY, IF SHE COMES HOME WITHOUT THEM, SHE COULD BE CHEATING ON YOU.
GAVE WIFE HER FIRST ORGASM EVER 4 YEAR INTO OUR MARRIAGE
WE ARE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE MAKING YOUR OWN DECISIONS
AS A PRANK I TOLD MY GF I KNOW SHE WAS CHEATING ON ME SHE APOLOGIZED
NO CHEST HAIR? HAIR DOES NOT GROW ON STEEL
GOT UP EARLY TO MAKE OWN COFFEE TO BRING TO WORK BOSS OFFERED TO BUY WHOLE OFFICE STARBUCKS
Chill out It's just a test
Hey! Study!!
Hey girl...hey, hey...hey do your best on the Cst
psssst....hey girl...yeah, hey do your best on the cst
831? you mean a third grade score?
Wait a minute, are telling me some people don't study?
Uhhhhhh BItches Love me
OUCHHHHH
Bap squad Uhhhhh
HOW TO GROW YOUR BEARD? DONT SHAVE IT
Pass East Asian Art Impossibru!!!!!
Pass East Asian art? impossibru
U love me more impossibru
i win today
A MIDDLE AGED FEMALE CUSTOMER WAS BEING EXTREMELY RUDE TO ME AT THE CHECKOUT, SO I GAVE HER THE "SENIOR DISCOUNT" AND WATCHED HER DIE A LITTLE ON THE INSIDE
"WHO'S YOUR CRUSH? I WON'T TELL ANYONE" WHOLE CLASS KNOWS NEXT DAY
YOGA EVERY MORNING FOLLOWED BY BREAKFAST OF FRESH ORGANIC FRUIT, HEMP HEARTS AND A CIGARETTE
IF YOU HAVE TO TRICK YOUR WIFE TO SEE IF SHE'S CHEATING YOUR MARRIAGE IS ALREADY IN TROUBLE
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU LOSE A CHIP IN THE DIP AND YOU SEND ANOTHER RECON CHIP BUT THAT ALSO BREAKS
I'LL JUST CHECK WEB M.D. FOR MY SYMPTOMS ANNNNND I'M DYING
WHAT IF NORTH KOREA IS REALLY MORE ADVANCED AND USA PROPAGANDA JUST TELLS US OTHERWISE TO REDUCE FEAR
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE COLD YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN LEGGINGS AS PANTS
I DON'T GET UPSET WITH MY FRIEND FOR JOKING ABOUT HOOKING UP WITH MY SISTER BECAUSE I'M HOOKING UP WITH HIS SISTER
YEAH SO IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND DELETE ALL THOSE 40 SECOND SKITS ON YOUR ALBUMS THAT'D BE GREAT
BROKEN ARM? YOU MEAN EXTRA JOINT?
I GOOGLED 'HOW TO START A FIRE' BUT THERE WERE NO MATCHES
I DON'T ALWAYS FUCK UP BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN FRONT OF MY IN-LAWS
im getting in the shower so quit texting cause aint nobody got time for that
Wait...are you telling me some people don't study for the cst?
I don't always study for the test but when I do I get 831.
Fire? POI replaces it.
Fire? POI replaced.
Fire? poi replaces.
Fire? poi replaces.
Hey you! I just pooped
Lol It's so little
i dont usually sleep with 29 year olds, but when i do i'm at lisa's
hey girl i just hopped off the boat and i stink u sexy sexy
the hell you doin women
ermagerd i miss you
If she doesn't want sexy time pull it out, she still doesn't make her touch it
got my driver's license 5 years ago still won't let me drive the car
don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer! SPENDS ALL AFTERNOON WATCHING TV
KEEPS THE LINE WAITING BECAUSE HE CORRECTS EVERYONE ON THEIR PRONUNCIATION
Almost dated my crush aaaand she's gone
mom types in password password keep changing to dots
Dating with hottest chick at school for about 3 months Some other dude get's her in 3 days
apply cold water to the burned area
Talking with crush at school She get's in love and whants to be your girlfriend
moest je me maar niet naaien dat naaien komt morgen wel
let's make memes instead of studying for testweek
familielid heeft kanker gecondoleeerdd!!
almost in a relationship after 4 months random guy met her 4 days ago and took her
the amount of liters cold water are too damn high
I don't always fall in love on a girl But when i do, it happens in 3 days
if someone is trying to get your crush tell him she's not wanting a relationship
dude threesome
Drug test coming up? I'll drink to that
dropped my iphone... didn't shatter into a million pieces
MY CRUISE SHIP BROKE DOWN NOW WE'LL BE STUCK ON VACATION INDEFINITELY
HAS MULTIPLE CHOICE QUIZ ONLINE ALL THE ANSWERS ARE IN THE PAGE SOURCE CODE
OCCUPYING GYM MACHINE YOU WANT TO USE SITS AND TEXT FOR 10 MINUTES INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY USING THE MACHINE
I SEE YOU PLAY TIER 2 DECKS I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
Why doesn't anyone think its straNge That your app laUncheS 1400 process at once
Don't you care Your code launches 1400 processes at once
woooww you ain't takin' ma gurll
NEEEEEEEEE
ga je iets proberen met isolde? ze is toch niet toe aan een relatie
jurriaan heeft een relatie met wie?
this is a burned area apply cold water to it
*hug, kiss* were'd she go??
yo dawg i heared she didn't want a relationship
what if isolde actually likes gingers
WAIT 60 SECONDS UNTIL DOWNLOAD BEGINS? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
THEY LAUGHED AT MY CRAYON DRAWING I LAUGHED AT THEIR CHALK OUTLINE
YOUR RIGHTS END WHERE MY FEELINGS BEGIN
MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH REALLY HOT GIRL AT THE GYM CHOKE ON SPIT WHILE RUNNING ON THE TREADMILL, AND NEARLY DIE
WENT ON A DRUNKEN AMAZON BINGE WOKE UP EARLY ENOUGH TO CANCEL MY ORDERS
DEMANDS TO KNOW WHO IS SELLING HER SON WEED SON IS THE POT DEALER FOR 3 SCHOOLS
NOT SURE IF WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF NORTH KOREA OR THINK THEY'RE A JOKE
PAYS FOR EMAIL
Yo, you going to the gym see the wAy my bank account is set up....
APPROACHES 1-WAY STREET LOOKS BOTH WAYS JUST IN CASE
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO ISN'T STILL IN SCHOOL
BROKEN COLLARBONE? NOTHING A LITTLE BOURBON WON'T FIX
THINKS RELIGION IS NONSENSE BUT CRYSTALS BRING US HEALING ENERGY
"maria" vale mas q me llebes 1 plato d comida saliendo del gym
move to tennessee
i luv u more y u say u luv me more
GOT A SUPRISE CAR ON MY SWEET 16 PARTY ON MTV IT WAS A PRIUS
ChiONging history essay the night before I too like to like dangerously
IT'S MONDAY I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ALL THE WEEK DAYS
TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE THE FIRST TIME HE GOT A HICKEY
I DON'T LIKE FAST FOOD BUT I LOVE MCDONALDS
I DON'T LIKE MEN BUT I LOVE PENISES
SUPER BORED WHEN YOU HAVE LOTS OF FREE TIME THINKS OF TONS OF FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE A DEADLINE
I CAN'T ENJOY THIS MOVIE BECAUSE I KEEP FINDING LOOPHOLES
FAILS FIRST COLLEGE EXAM ASKS PROFESSOR IF HIS PARENTS HAVE TO SIGN IT
GAVE MYSELF A YEAR TO LOSE 100LBS DID IT IN 20 WEEKS
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HELP IDIOTS WITH COMPUTER PROBLEMS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN A JOB IN IT
DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO USE CORRECT PRONUNCIATION OR COMMON PRONUNCIATION
EXPLORER IS EXPLORADORA IN SPANISH DORA THE EXPLORER
THE AMOUNT OF DUCKS TELLING ME TO DO STUFF IS TOO DAMN HIGH
"HOW ARE YOU?" "I'M GAY"
I WANT TO JOIN THE MILITARY SO I CAN DIE YOUNG WITHOUT COMMITTING SUICIDE
NOT SURE IF PROBLEM WAS EASY OR MY ANSWER HORRIBLY WRONG
NOTICES A SHY KID IN CLASS MAKES A BIG DEAL ABOUT HOW LITTLE HE TALKS
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL GIRL ASKS IF I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I'M HER TEACHER SHE'S IN THE FIRST GRADE
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR OFFICER I CAN'T EVEN SAY THE ALPHABET SOBER
I LIVE WITH THREE GIRL I'M NOT GAY AND DON'T PRETEND TO BE
THESE LADIES' TEMPTATIONS WILL NEVER BEAT THESE EQUATIONS
DAUGHTER LOSES HER VIRGINITY TAKES IT BACK
I ACTUALLY APPRECIATE THOSE PEOPLE WORKING AT MCDONALD'S IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING NO JOB AT ALL
EVERY TIME I DO PROJECTS AT THE LAST MINUTE, I MAKE SURE I WRITE THE DATE TO A FEW DAYS AGO SO MY TEACHER WON'T THINK I'M A PROCASTINATOR
YOUR AGE, IS THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU WENT AROUND THE SUN
SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES I WISH SHE HAD MORE THAN TWO
THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO IS TOO DAMN HIGH
I DONT ALWAYS SCREW UP BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FIRST RATE
I DONT ALWAYS SCREW UP BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FIRST RATE
YOu think dropping F - Bomb in rms is bad? try a - bomb fucker
Pour glass of hot tea forget to drink
Borows your pencil dossen't give it back to you
Borows you pencil doesn't give it back to you
tells a joke nobody laughs.
Has a full pack of gums gives you 1/2 od one
Has a full pack of gums gives you 1/2 of one
Is 5 minutes late for school decides to go home
Rape time
hey hey hey Jurac
when i give bitches this look they know they're comming home with me
when i give bitches this look they now they gonna get layed tonight
when bitches see me like this they know they gonna get raped
that's one nice korusa you have there
If you masterbate alot try using superglue mixes with hot sauce
you look like a smart prospective don't worry about that class everyone complains about
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I CHANGE MY PERSONALITY TO FIT WITH THE PEOPLE I AM AROUND. I TRIED BEING MYSELF BUT ALL I DO IS GET CHASTISED FOR BEING WEIRD.
MY BLOOD TYPE IS BE NEGATIVE
CALL TECH SUPPORT MY MOUSE IS DEAD
I'M JUST GOING TO ASSERT MYSELF ON THIS ONE ISSUE AAAANND I'M SINGLE
THE AMOUNT OF TV SHOWS THAT END IN "WARS" IS TOO DAMN HIGH
IF YOU WORK IN A RESTAURANT AND EXPECT TO BE FINISHED WORKING AT CLOSING TIME YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
ENTERS A STRAIGHT BAR LEAVES GAY BAR
WOKE UP TO A BLOWJOB FELL ASLEEP WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN
YOU DON'T WANT KIDS YET? WHAT ABOUT IN 9 MONTHS?
DEVOTES LIFE TO WORK HAS 8 MORE
THAT NEW CONTRACT LOOKED PRETTY FISHY SO I ATE IT
OUR OFFICE FURNITURE IS TOO NICE SCRATCH THAT
YEAH IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND BRING GOOGLE FIBER TO A CITY THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIVE IN THAT'D BE GREAT
goog guy nejc genuinely thinks story is cool and considers you his bro
goog guy nejc genuinely thinks your story is cool and considers you his bro
HEY GURL IM 8" AROUND
rape it happens for a reason
why do i still hold this broom?
say what?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GIVE ONESELF A NICKNAME
GOLDEN SHOWER? THAT SOUNDS EXPENSIVE
YOU WANT TO BE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS? OK, I'LL BE BEST FRIENDS WITH YOU
ASKS WHY YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP NEVER INVITED YOU
NOT SURE IF SHE'S MATURE FOR HER AGE OR I'M IMMATURE FOR MINE
MY FRIEND STEPPED ON MY BROKEN COMPUTER AND I LET HIM BUY ME A NEW ONE
I ONCE TRIED CAT WHEN VISITING CHINA JUST FOR THE EXPERIENCE BUT LOVE IT AND WENT BACK THREE MORE TIME
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR WIFE TO BE A STRIPPER YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MARRIED A STRIPPER
It is a good morning because Jesus woke up us up. Hay boom I love him, do you?
I WNA EAT THE SAME THINGG FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER
the pressure in this job is too high will i get oporto or a kebab for lunch?
I Think the op is a ffff
SUCCESS NOT LAST PLACE YET
SUCCESS NOT LAST PLACE YET
SUCCESS NOT LAST PLACE YET
I KNOW YOU RECEIVED MY EMAIL BECAUSE I CHECKED YOUR INBOX
NOT SURE IF COMMENT IS INCREDIBLY DUMB OR TOO CLEVER FOR ME TO UNDESTAND
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK COFFEE, BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE TO POOP AFTER THE FIRST SIP
PRO-UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE ANTI-VACCINATION
LET'S GET SOME WEED KILLER SO WE CAN WIN THE NEIGHBORHOOD GARDEN CONTEST.
I MADE UP A HORRIBLE CONFESSION FOR KARMA ON REDDIT
IF YOU WANT TO EAT WHAT I'M EATING THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE ORDERED IT
WHEN YOU SHARE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ON FACEBOOK I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE INSECURE AND DPRESSED
I'M ABOUT TO TURN 30, SO I TELL PEOPLE I LIVE WITH MY MOM BECAUSE SHE'S SICK AND NEEDS MY HELP. SHE'S NOT SICK. I'M JUST A LOSER.
FINDS $25000 ARTIFACT SCUBA DIVING WITH FRIEND ONLY GIVES FRIEND $300
The Tim kontney effect Has driven trims goals too damn high!
Want to forget a girl? Imagine her pooping and having her period
laughs all the time at comics they are dolan comics
I would like to eat your children
ggg gsgrshdh
gmnvbnvx jfxzjirszk
high as fuck
this is boring
bone I want
hghbnf cbngfjf
wqdea faefeag
not sure if sick or dead
error 404 logic not found
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'murica
yoda
lol
gg
d+
r
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bone
BONE
BONE
BONE
BONE
BONE
BONE
BONE
BLOOD
nyah nyah
adgbqae
loool
LOOOL
LOOOL
Texting hot girl Wait 2 minutes before ANSWERING to seem like you have a life
LEFT CAR UNLOCKED IN PUBLIC LOT FOR A WEEK NOT STOLEN
IT'S SUCH A RELIEF TO KNOW THIS IS THE LAST FIRST DATE I'LL EVER HAVE TO GO ON
NEVER LEAVE YOUR CURRENT JOB UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING NEW LINED UP
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND CONSTANTLY ACCUSES YOU OF CHEATING SHE IS DEFINITELY CHEATING
INTRODUCED MY WIFE TO MY CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND AAAAND THEY'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR
JUST GOING TO PRESS SNOOZE ONE MORE TIME AAAANND IT'S NOON.
YEAH IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND SEND AN EMAIL TELLING ME CLASS IS CANCELLED BEFORE I DRIVE AN HOUR FOR YOUR CLASS THAT'D BE GREAT
I NEED THIS DEAL TO GO THROUGH MY WIFE WANT TO BUY A MINI TENT
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch i hate justine
I am sure i will gas
dominic
finally put c4 on the tank
ERmahgerd
dmnc
ermehgerd demnec
ermahgerd jestgaay
dayumm nigga weekend
d important thing in my life
fewevs
cdsvs adsfcdqv
NINJA BABY ATTACK!
Candice buys an owl... teaches it to smoke
The answer is still.. no candice
I took out my knife... and cut anyone a big piece of birthday cake !!!!
GET PAID TOMORROW STILL HAVE $60 FROM LAST PAYCHECK
OVER 6 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE HAPPENS TO GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS YOU? WELL ISN'T THAT CONVENIENT
WAR ON DRUGS IS WRONG BECAUSE PROHIBITION DOESN'T WORK WE SHOULD BAN ALL WEAPONS TO MAKE A SAFER SOCIETY
GOT RECOGNIZED AT WORK FOR MY CONTAGIOUS, POSITIVE ATTITUDE I'M JUST EXTREMELY SARCASTIC AND NOBODY HAS CAUGHT ON
ACCIDENTALLY SENT NUDE SELFIE TO WRONG GIRL GOT ONE BACK
I MADE A NEW EMAIL WITH YOUR LAST NAME SO IT WOULDN'T BE TAKEN LATER
SAT NEXT TO SAMUEL JACKSON ON A PLANE RESISTED THE URGE TO MAKE A SNAKES ON A PLANE JOKE
COMES TO CLASS LATE, TALKS BACK TO TEACHERS, FUCKS AROUND AND DOESN'T WORK IN CLASS SAYS THE TEACHERS ARE OUT TO GET HIM
NEVER WANT JURY DUTY AGAIN? JUST COMMIT A FELONY.
One does not simply play 1 game of black ops
I took the door off of your bathroom so i never miss your "o" Face
i changed your profile picture to match mine so everyone know's you're taken
i sliced all of your tires so i guess you're staying here tonight
all of the pictures behind me are of us
there you are why did you log off of skype?
you got off skype so i face-timed you
all of your clothes smelled like your ex so i burned them
i heard that you liked memes so i made one of me
i'm so sorry that your dog died i guess you have more time to spend with me now
WALK PAST A GROUP OF GIRLS AT THE GROCERY STORE "THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CUTE GUYS IN HERE TODAY."
MY WIFE IS PREGNANT SO I LEFT HER SOME STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER BECAUSE IT'S HER FAVORITE
WHY DO ORPHANS MAKE TERRIBLE BASEBALL PLAYERS? THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE HOME IS
SUPPORT MARRIAGE EQUALITY THERE'S NO REASON THAT INTERRACIAL COUPLES SHOULDN'T MARRY!
EVERYONE LAY YOUR REPORTS ON THE TABLE I'LL WALK ACROSS THEM AND LAY DOWN ON MY FAVORITE
MY TV'S PICTURE IS SO CLEAR ALL MY SHOWS LOOK FAKE
So, because you don't eat meat on good friday we can't use condoms and 1 in 4 has aids?
So, you support 1 in 4 dying of aids in my country because the pope says no condoms and you show that support one day a year by eating fish? Tell me again how you're suffering for your god?
So, you support 1 in 4 dying of aids in my country because the pope says no condoms and you show that support one day a year by eating fish? Tell me again how you're suffering for your god?
so you're a catholic one day a year and prove it by not eating meat.... meanwhile 1 in 4 people in my country are dying from aids thanks to your pope. you are sooooooo righteous with that fish burger.....
I SEE YOU LEFT YOUR CAC CARD WHEN YOU LEFT THE ROOM I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
I SEE YOU LEFT YOU CAC CARD IN WHEN YOU LEFT THE ROOM I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY


Get YOUR ASS BACK ON THE TRACK YOUR A PUSSY
HAVE A NICE DAY YOU HAVE JAPANESE COCK
Fail?
fail? you mean winning beyond the level of occular sustinance
oh that was your girl i hadnt recognized her
standards you mean warm ups
i dont always lose my virginity, but when i do.. itll be yours. not mine
WHEN YOU GET YOUR BRACES OFF WEAR YOUR RETAINER
The United States Isn't first on the drop down menu
NERVOUS ABOUT GIVING A SPEECH SO IMAGINES EVERYONE IS NAKED GETS A BONER
ACTUALLY TRY A FOOD BEFORE DECIDING YOU DON'T LIKE IT
You finally found emotional stability? How about some dreams of your ex girlfriends and estranged family?
YEAH, IF YOU COULD STOP EMBEDDING VIDEOS THAT AUTOMATICALLY LAUNCH IN YOUR PRINT ARTICLES THAT WOULD BE GREAT
NOT SURE IF THE WALKING DEAD REFERS TO THE ZOMBIES OR THE SURVIVORS?
At my office, I go into the bathroom and sit on the toilet Just to get away from annoying co-workers
I WISH WE HAD TWO TOILETS IN THE BATHROOM SO WE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE APART WHILE WE POOP
My friends aren't very supportive of my diet and encourage me to drink heavily I usually pour out my drinks in a bathroom and drink water. I've lost over 50 pounds.
One does not simply walk into taco bell and order a reasonable amount of food
Let me think about it you want money for something that i already paid for?
Hmm, let me think about that you want me to pay what is already paid?
facebooking on a saturday night i too like to live dangerously
GOOD ASIAN FOOTBALLER IMPOSSIBRU!!
netfix has been disabledon your device y u no let me use it?
netflix has been disabled on your device y u no let me use Netflix
you didn't notice that batch was backwards & covered in highlighter before you scanned it in? ..you're not blind, right?
do you think this is a game?
Look at that blood i made it from my mom
See that my brother went poo better eat it
Sees a animals poo Better eat it
Why did you kill me? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
kEEPS HATING YOUR VIDEO tAKES DOWN YOUR CHANNEL
iF SOMEONE WAS KILLED IN THERE SLEEP wOULD THEY STILL BE DREAMING
i MAY BE A LENGAND BUT I JUST GOT KILLED
i AM A LEGAND BECAUSE I SHOT MYSELF
hEY HEY GUESS WHAT I MADE THIS INTO A DIFFRENT MEME
You bought an android because you were sick of iphone, but then you installed a launcher to make it look like an iphone?
Let me get this straight - you bought an android because you were sick of iPhone... ...but then you installed a launcher to make it look like an iPhone?
I ee you left you cac when you left the room i too like to live dangerously
I see you left your cac when you left the room i too like to live dangerously
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I ATE PIZZA THE OTHER DAY AND WAS ONLY SICK FOR 2HOURS
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I ATE CHEESE THE OTHER DAY AND WAS ONLY SICK FOR 2 HOURS
I CALL U Y U NO CALL ME BACK
IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR CRUSH TO ANSWER "LOL" OR "OK" Don't talk to her
sleeps with you takes up whole bed
sleeps with you takes up all the bed
THIS MEANS !!!
I'll have you know i accidentaly sold my caladbolg and i only cried for 20 minutes
I'll have you know, I tried flipping an omelette And I only got half of it on the floor
HEY SAMSUNG GUY Y NO BUY IPHONE
not fit to be an auditor? Challenge accepted
LEFT YOUR CAR RUNNING WHILE YOU WERE BUYING CIGARETTES I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
i'll have you know i stayed in hotel by myself last night and only masterbated twice
i'll have you i stay in hotel by myself last night and only fapped twice
has a fist full of pardons attractive convict would rather go to jail
I'll have you know i stay in a hotel by myself last night and only fapped twice
sleeps with you takes up the whole bed
I'll have you know my dog died while i was on vacation and i only cried for three hours
One does not simple Update a laptop driver
This is your mom just the balls tom
say Shia' are muslims one more time i dare you, i double dare you son of mutah!
Matt. adrian. have a seat
Matt. Adrian. Have a seat. I want you to take a moment and get your heads out of your asses
Matt. Adrian. Have a seat. I want you to take a moment and get your head out of your asses
so you're telling me that amy likes viva la juicy?
so you're telling me that chilly cheese is now rich bc her parents sold land in mexico?
entonces quieres decir qu e obama no vale verga?l
entonces quieres decir que e obama no vale verga?l
entonces quieres decir que el obama no vale verga?l
one does not simply only retie just one of your shoes
one does not simply retie just one of your shoes
Oh, you tagged somebody in a "Tag Someone Who" image? I'm sure everybody else had to know about that person.
Tag someone who? Who is this person anyway?
fam shut up ur a sideman!
See these glasses? i take it
carbon asked gold is she was old enough to drink she said yes i'm 24
do you see where im pointing? i swam across here at night
accidently gets more change back doesn't give it back to the girlscout
gets girl pregnant runs
takes lat machine at gym texts for 30 minutes
so you're telling me that christopher lost 40 pouds on slimfast and tuna?
It's Friday Hallelujah
i see you like to bring iphone to camp
i see you like to bring iphone to camp i also like to live dangeoursly
i see you like to bring iphone to camp i also like to live dangerously
HAVIING GIRLFRIEND PROBLEMS SMOKE A JOINT AND CALL HER, IT'LL CALM YOU DOWN
VISITED MEMESHAPPEN.COM ON THE DAMN LOGO
Knows you owe him money Still offers you a drink
Try to do a meme Do not have a good idea
Walk into the club like what up, i got a big clock
That Frustrating moment When someone tickles you when you're mad at them
Are you from Haiti? Cause you bout to say Haiti my nuts
Are you from Haiti? 'Cause you bout to say Haiti these nuts
Are you from Israel? 'Cause you israeli hOt
I'm extinct because i couldn't fill out my own timesheet
Whoa look out is the toilet flooding?
Are you from Africa? 'Cause you African hOt
Are you from Kentucky? ''Cause you KentUcky my dUcky in your mouth
Are you from Kentucky? 'Cause you Kentucky my dUcky in your mouth
Are you from Maryland? 'Cause you ain't Gonna be merry for long
Your eaR Smells like wax
Leyy goobe..adu RASAM alla its thilee saaru!!
leyy goobe....adu rasam alla its thilee saaru
The hoarders are coming
be prepared the hoarders are coming
ACORDO ORTOGRFICO? TOMA!
ACORDO ORTOGRFICO? TOMA!
The no. of facebook friends who never really interact with you is too damn high!
brace yourselves boga's memes are coming
dayr tetshakal ma3ay? asy b'9rbk bunya b5lek tlef aldunya
DID YOU SAY TACO BELL
SARAH, JUST GET A LITTLE CLOSER CLOSER.. CLOSER... closer
hey you smell real nice
dont you worry dont you worry child see heavens got a place for rape
hey.. hey lets get some cheesy fries
hey can i get a salad please yes, and can you put the salad on the side
omg im gunna throw a dinner party
Sleeps With you doesn't take up whole bed? doesn't exist
yo dawg, i herd u like marara so we made all da goat's marara into sandwiches so u can enjoy yo marara at school too
i was the one who shit in your shoes
i'm here for the rippin and the tearin the rippin and the tearin
yo nigga guess wut? imma be tha black reggie bush
ARE YOU FROM IRAN? COZ YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY
hell yeah! arnulfo is gonna visit!
ghjgj
stat1 akkor is tmegyek, hogy rohadjl meg
stat1 akkor is atmegyek, hogy rohadjal meg!
akkor is atmegyek ,hogy rohadjal meg!
ChecKs eMail before leaving For class Class is cancelled
Preparing for next colin ferrell film
my name is antonio montoya bill murray you killed my father...prepare to die
epic fail
total failure
Cancel Sprint Early
can't cancel sprint contract cause
can't cancel sprint contract cause see the way my bank account is set up...
Who should be our Minister of public relations? Carlie Vanderpost
hello
beat smb2 before someone in russia? challenge accepted
so you're telling me that lonnies pockets ain't that deep?
I'll have you know I have an essay to finish as well And I started it earlier than the night before the day it's due
if you leave it too long to make a move you will end up in the friendzone
don't leave it too long to make a move you will get friendzoned
don't leave t too long to make a move you will end up in the friend zone
tag someone who is a professional fb stalker
ma golty ly rayek shnu fy 7elagty aljadeda ? dy 7elaga asy ana gaylak 9la3ta
hi, i'm matt buehrle
TellS joke Nobody laughs
Tells a joke Nobody lAughs
You mean to tell me that there's a way for me to be good and not go back to jail?
Hobs des gwisst... ...die noste hot an hos
kNOWS WHEN HAD LAST DATE BY LENGTH OF PUBIC HAIR
so you're telling me that rye guy is now into rebiuldables?
Wanna play the rape Game?...No Good thats how you play
Wanna Play the rape game?....No
Wanna play the rape game?...No You must have played this before
nooooooo he was to young
So you're telling me that i have to start from the bottom to get there?
Oh no!!! She bit my tip
BITCHES BE LIKE WHY I TELL HIM TAKE THE CONDOM OFF !!!
DAMNNN BITCHHH FISHY FISHAYYY
niggas be like you was'nt a virgin
TEACHERS BE LIKE ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
Niggas be like i wish she was mines
Ill have you know I only lived with my mom until i was 30!
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I TRUST CONDOMS 99%
Niggas be like ion watch porn!
look at this.. god damn titties bouncing up and down come out the brah!!!!
Niggas be like she was like this wide
He would have stayed But i forgot to shave
You liked all her pics on instagram you're thirst my friend
You liked all her pics on instagram you're thirsty my friend
NIGGAS BE LIKE DID I PULL OUT
Hell naw that baby is not mine
NIGGAS BE LIKE HE AINT EVEN HIT ME BRUH
NIGGAS BE LIKE WHATS HER TWITTER PASSWORD
They sent me to my room i sent them to hell
I had to hide in a cave during my last hiking trip, it started raining too hard to continue on.
COREY BE LIKE IMA HOLLA AT THIS NIGGA
ill have you know kyrsten is abstinent... so im abstinent
you mean to tell me that i was squeezed out?
Your mom sent me to you up from soccer practice. hop on.
i was going to go to school AND THEN I GOT HIGH
I took a dump in your hamper... just thought you should know.
BITCHES BE LIKE TRACK IS LIFE
i'm definitely going to get in the ufc with this whole unicorn thing.
BITCHES BE LIKE IM NOT IN LOVE WITH TWAIN
krysten be like michael get over here!
trying to help sylvia ain't nobody got time for that
mexicans trying to sell you tamales ain't nobody got time for that
washington post ain't nobody got time for that
ain't nobody got time for that ain'y nobody got time for that
IF i told you once i told you a million times this guy knows what he's doin'
just use your imagination!
You mean to tell me? you voluntarily take Pittner's class
happy friday see you at the gay bar
fail pittner's class who needs to graduate?
I love God Do you?!
dem feels when you do well on a pittner test
did you hear whats happening in korea its called gangnam style

Women, pleASE.
Let's Make a deal They call the number and send us the money, not you
My mama told me to tell you to mind yo business, that's all just mind yo business
you really think your smile is gonna make me feel better?
you really think They gonna believe you when they call that number?
you really think They gonna believe you when they call that number?
so tell me how much am i getting paid for this?
so tell me how much am i getting paid for this?
so tell me how much am i getting paid for this?
stfu!!!!
stfu!!!!
omg I broke a 20???
omg I broke a 20???
Can't wait to see her face When she realizes that ain't chilli
Can't wait to see her face When she realizes that ain't chilli
1, 2, raping you 3,4, i Locked the door
snookie has a babie,obama gets a second term and school shootings still dosent end the world
No-one reads this But still acts like it
no respect? this means... war!!
dont pack up we still have 23 seconds of class left
My name is ANNA HOLMES
and i am grumpy cat.
my name is anna holmes and i am grumpy cat
Have you found Your marbles yet
i am such a metalhead i love black veil brides
and thats when she said "nickelback isn't that bad"
pittner test tomorrow? I can just be a senior again next year
that girl is on fire i wish you were on fire
Jeff gets 2 Dam high
i beat six people up with a pool cue bullshit
my names ben mallinson and... dont care
i just let the people of the bus sad they've left me
ben mallinson sickening
this is how many fucks i give
Mention prom one more time I double dare you!
the blessing!!!!!
What rhymes with Ted? KC in her bum
Cousins? Even bEtter
What did zero Say to eight? Nice belt!
Jews do not SImply Change therE mind
Hello! I'm jAmes's NepHew!
Hello! I'm jAmes's NepHew!
The amount robbie wants his couSin Is too damn high
my names ben and im scared to come out the closet
nseet asheel ma7fazty chixoyti 6l3t 3azmany alela
Talking to the hand is silly! Do IT!
Wenn Du wirklich brste hast... Wo sind die dann??
Wenn Du wirklich Brueste hast... wo sind die Dann??
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я смотрю у тебя диплом, а ты смотришь дексте& я тоже люблю рисковать
я смотрю у тебя диплом, а ты не звонишь своем я тоже люблю рисковать
я смарю ти тралеш лалак из сваиво горада я тожи люблю рескавать))))))))
easy rasta
easy rasta
bb ME one More Time Its Ur Ass
bb ME one More Time Its Ur Ass
say Garcia Again MotherF*@Ker
stop F*#Kin with LIsA!!!!!!!!!!!
say pffftttt one more time fock
focka
say pffftttt one more time focka!!!!
so you're telling me that jc west is gettin rid of the ihybrids??
i crush the flowers!!! ALL The flowers!!!
Flowers??
Flowers? Do you know who i am??? i am angie, dark lord and killer of flowers!!! bring your flowers to me so i may exterminate them from existence!!!
do not call me angie, i am the dark lord and you will bring me flowers so i may exterminate them from existence
I love zelda! He's so cute!
I will tell you this.. i want thai smile tonight
Tag SOMEONE WHO IS a PROFESSIONAL STALKER
Yuh tell me nuh yuh think ya is funny?
Yuh tell me nuh ya tink yuh is funny?
It's Fahad's birthday @U_R_Welcome Happy BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Hey Faduu (@U_R_Welcome) Happy Budday Muwaaaah! *Sharams*
Musaab why?
why are u similar to a boat cause in a minuet ur gonna be full of seamen
come jack set me your life #fallout 4
gangnam Style on Fahad's Birthday Happy Birthday Fahad
я смотрю ты играешь в танки и не делаешь схе& я тоже люблю рисковать
я смотрю ты не ходишь на военку с нового сем& я тоже люблю рисковать
Remember that "full Weight of Justice "? Prepare to bend over
full weight of justice i didnt forget about it motha fuckas
я смотрю у тебя завтра экзамен,а ты не выучи& я тоже люблю рисковать
this is why we can't have nice things
ng3ud nrga almula7 l7dy ma yebrud? aint nobody got time fo' dat
My fater never loved me
jews moan about hig gas bills i give it them for free and there still not happy
i like to fart in mens faces
მიტინგზე წავიდა ნაცების გმაოდგა
.
this is why we cant have nice things
say some else about my mother And i'm going to turn you in to disheeke
I took a shit in my pants and still stuntin on niggas
time to order at McDonalds Bossss
DAMN Now that's an ass
this bitch, you know what this bitch does? after 9 months she evicts me and says "happy birthday"
Я СМОТРЮ У ТЕБЯ МЕСЯЦ ДО ПРЕДЗАЩИТЫ Я ТОЖЕ ЛЮБЛЮ РИСКОВАТЬ
я смотрю ты только начал писать диплом я тоже люблю рисковать
я смотрю ты бухой собрался на машине с друз&# я тоже люблю рисковать
Hey caryn crace I'm feeling naughty
you were saying something about junkie tv?
mae vio hoy en junkie tv van a pasar el especial de .....
so you're telling me that rich still hasn't sent the modfathers juice yet!
дивишся матч баварії, коли батьки вдома? я теж люблю ризикувати
you ever heard of wan guyanese? cause this guy will put you on your knees
Wtf is this I wanted tank?
Seriously WHERE is our tank?
HOLY SHIT
tank? those gears?
omfg guys... were screwed...
sanne kill yourself
sanne praat met alex
alex staat elke week te voetballen sanne te lui dus gaat slapen
What if I TOLD you 3lekallah shoof inboxak da!
so just anybody can post shit on youtube?
wait, lemme get this straight ...
wait, lemme get this straight ... so just anybody can post shit on youtube?
wait, lemme get this straight ... you're telling me there isn't just black people in the world?
One does not SIMPLY fOLD PAPER HEARTS DURING WEEKENDS
срешь с незакрытой дверью? я тоже люблю рисковать
ImpossibRu!!
so you're telling me that the modfather is not trying to get banned from future caravela purchases?
So, you've got Caravela? tell me when you're going to sell it for the retail price
cOLOR PORTRAIT, HUH? TELL ME WHERE DID YOU BUY YOUR INTENZE INK?
hellfire, huh? I have better vape on my aga-t2!
I don't always vape on my hellfire, but when i do i close my eyes and pretend i vape on aga-t2
so you're telling me that eric got banned for going full retard on thread?
So you're telling me that JARED QUICK GOT A BILLET BOX MOD AND DIDNT GET HIS PARTNER ONE?
so you're telling me that eva jr. had some great photoshop skills?
so you're telling me that eva jr. has some great photoshop skills?
How it feels When treyarch are ADVERTISING their dlc
I don't always participate in co-ops,
I don't always participate in co-ops, but when I do I'm staying away from the vape deals FB group
you will give to your mod a man's name because this is the only fallos you ladies are going to get
Damn.. does it means I can not sell caravela above the retail?
damn.. does it means I can buy caravela for the retail now?
where can I buy carave... that's enough!!!!
where can I buy carave... that's enough!!!!
so, motherfuckers.. miss me now?..
so, you refuse to ship your atty overseas? Me don't like it looong time!
never mind.. 19 more hours, and we'll possibly get ihybrid..
so, you call this crap "japanese tattoo"? I'll break your fingers right now!
the new secret project is... vapeless hybrid all in one..
And my new secret project is.. modless hybrid all-in-one
cut your silica exactly that size no more, no less
THOCMORDS 300 LiKES
THOMCORDS 300 LIKES
THOMCORDS HIT 300!
You bought bootleg dvds I too like to live dangerously
yeah remember your day off? i'm need you to come in on that day
я СМОТРЮ ТЫ СПИСЫВАЕШЬ У мАСЛОВОЙ я ТОЖЕ ЛЮБЛЮ РИСКОВАТЬ
Я СМОТРЮ ТЫ СПИСЫВАЕШЬ У мАСЛОВОЙ я ТОЖЕ ЛЮБЛЮ РИСКОВАТЬ
Я СМОТРЮ ТЫ СПИСЫВАЕШЬ У МАСЛОВОЙ я ТОЖЕ ЛЮБЛЮ РИСКОВАТЬ
Я смотрю ты списываешь у Маслоу Я тоже люблю рисковать
so your telling me i ACT
ey fool what it do?
so your telling me im a bolldog and i act
so your telling me im a bulldog and i act nigga
so yo saying phelps won a game
see this badge... lil wayne signed it
Я смотрю ты только начал делать презентац я тоже люблю рисковать
Делаешь презентацию в последнюю ночь я тоже люблю рисковать
ЗАХОДИШЬ В ГРУППУ СВЕРХЪЕСТЕСТВЕННОЕ НЕ h
Я ТОЖЕ ЛЮБЛЮ РИСКОВАТЬ
Iron Man 3 Comes out next week!!!
Sit down, let me tell you a story once upon a time, i deleted all known copies of the autobuild script.
sit down, let me tell you a story once upon a time, i deleted all known copies of the autobuild script this morning.
There's Only One type of bra for me and it comes with a ket
There's Only one type of Bra for Physics Majors And it comes with a ket
you unplug you flash drive without ejecting? i too like to live dangerously
Do you know what rhymes with Sammi? Rape
One does not simply Make Sammi rhyme with rape
de verdad crees poder ganarle a santos y tigres?
le ganamos a santos y tigres y calificamos
hey girl, you a pokemon? Cuz i wanna throw my balls at you
Gets asked to prom she doesn't show up
ratchets, ratchets everywhere
at dawn we ride!
they said i could be anything so i became andross
they laughed at me for being bald i have 3 new wigs
they said i couldn't cook i just made 3 delicious meat pies
Teshawna be like... i don't look like an anteater
Teshanwa be like I dont look like an anteater
hello and this is my parrot
she made us take this picture she cannot be allowed to live
so how bout those trees?
uh oh she knows
[Potentially Suspicious Email] annnd send!
Passage aBout molesters? Lets act it out
Chupala... pero con mayo
You know Emilio? Lol
Keep calm and sloth on
sshhhh... sloth is here
how does one computer?
charlie day makes all the memes
NAme is Will White Bathes in all the cocks
what rymes with drew yacchari rape...and faggit
Name is will white sucks all the d
I see you left the room with facebook open I too like to live dangerously
BaD LUCK BRIAN DOESN'T BUY A YEARBOOK DIES
doesn't buy a yearbook dies
BOUGHT MY YEARBOOK
DIDN'T BUY MY YEARBOOK LOST MY SWAG
BOUGHT MY YEARBOOK GOT MY SWAG BACK
There will only be 7 planets once I destroy uranus
You know what rhymes with sloth? moth.
They call me Chocolate Daddy
Jennifer Anistion is nipping
this. is. rugrats!!!!!!
THinks of something funny to say stutters
so your'e tellin' me people still harlem shake
so you're tellin' me people still do the harlem shake
Got room for one more?
You look good Want some of me?
niggas be like we roll deep
Sit down, let me tell you a story once upon a time, I passed the speach i am about to give
Sit down, let me tell you a story once upon a time, i passed the speech i am about to give this morning
Hackers Will pay
scoopy dooby drew ban hackers?
scooby dooby drew stop hackers?
Se cambia a los tigres pierde el clasico regio
algun dia esto sera tuyo y la cheyene pa
so you're telling me that we having a secret meeting on facebook
Что коллекционируют ФИЛОБУТОНИСТЫ?
Филобутонисты?
NEVER GIVE UP KEEP FIGHTING
NEVER GIVE UP KEEP FIGHTING
I mean how hard can ranger school be?
i told the police i saw two chechen guys
mmm gurl dat ass
You dont like pink?!?!
bitches be like.."is it cheating if i flirt with another nigga bitch if i slap you with my left hand when i'm right handed, don't you still get slapped
You gonna call the cops? lets see who comes first
I think i love these... nigga we don't love them hoes
Say Put CASTiNET in the CLouD One More Time I Dare You
Say "PUT CASTINET inthe Cloud" One more time... I Double Dare You
SAy "CASTiNET IN THE CLOUD ONE MORE TIME.... I Double Dare YOu
SAY "CASTiNET IN THE CLOUD" ONE MORE TIME... I Double Dare You

PREPARE YOURSELF THE LARRY JOE TAYLOR POSTS ARE COMING
I see you like to tell the flight we should utilize you for drill instruction I too like to live dangerously
I see you like to tell the flight we should utilize you for drill instruction I too like to live dangerously
I see you like to act like you already have a field training slot I too like to live dangerously
Time to study for Fin.. We're taking online classes
SO YOU WANT ME TO STOP THE CAPS HUH! HECK NO!
My name is Danny Izzo Shhhh!!!!...Daddy gotchu
Shhhhh!!!!!!! Daddy's gotchu
Shhhhh!!!!!!! Daddy got'chu
Senior Collins was tellin.... It's CHIEF!!!
Yo quiero ser De la pandilla de Pam Gatillo!
Cancer
Cancar jarek
CANCER JAREK
CANCER JAREK
sTATIC DROP IS NOT COOL!!!!!
Pittner
takes pittner class passes
gives a pop quiz just to make you fail
What rhymes with beautiful? Melissa
Haters GOne Hate
F]gagklja falk
FALK
OH HAI
I'm gonna pop some tags Only got $20 left of my fortune
What did the 5 fingers say to the face !!'slap!!'
I don't always call my friends But chUck Norris is on speed dial
jeromiah's making oles charros!frij
jeromiah's making frijoles charros!
Hey
I love gas station brownies BEcause they make me feel like jiff pooped in my mouth.
Jake hartbarger snapchats me we're talking
Вимкнув будильник і заплющив очі? Я також люблю ризикувати
POOP IS FUNNY
MAKES FART SOUND HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
OH SO YOU HAVE POKEMON? WELL I HAVE DIGIMON
MAKES MEME WASTE OF SPACE
Visca el Bar.... Ya sho serOte
Hits home run in fiRSt INning and the only person On team to show up Still beat the cubs
ya finally getting adopted and a glass of water
Hi ALL I did a search but..... NO YOU DIDN'T!!
Hi All, I did a search but.. NO YOu DIDN'T!!
HI ALL, What wheel will.. 5x110!!
I was like... ThenCowboys lost ..Again!!!
I was like... The Cowboys lost ..Again!!!
NEWS FLASH: The dallas cowboys will not make the 2013 playoffs!
I Got your recoRds from your doctor Now I can look At you from the Inside
zenny!!!!!!!! SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!!
fghjk
le-am zis sa se trezeasca la realitate si sa ajunga ca tine dar au preferat sa creada in mine si au ramas tot in cocioabe.
vezi, tu te bucuri de viata, ai ferrari, sex, bauturi, distractii iar cei ce cred in mine traiesc inca in pesteri.
vezi, fratele meu, ajungi departe cand nu mai esti robul lui dumnezeu.
Forza, barc... Gura!
vezi,fratele meu,ajungi departe daca nu astepti pomana de la dumnezeu!
so ur in a secret fb group but u still dont wanna post nothing? plz tell me more about how this will blow ur cover
Dallas cowboys draft prospect
Dallas cowboys draft prospect
Dallas cowboys draft prospect
SIeg heil! SIeg heil! SIeg heil!
I did this shiT.... With my eyes closed
It doesn't matter whAt you think
NETWORK
The Network
The amount of money for colloge Is too damn high
The amount of money for College is too damn high
Barcelone va gagner cette ligue des champ... Champignons, ta gueule!!!!
I already complete all of the financial aid docs no you didn't
you mean I have to repay loans? no, loans are free money
Cleaned your pool Today Banged your mom in your bed
My Mother was frightened by an owl when she was pregnant
Went hogging last night She didn't wake up before I lEft
adsdad asdasd
so you're telling me that lonnie's only getting 1 micro?
Yeeeeees boss!

Are you Haitian Cause I'm bout to give you thIs bunUn
Are you Haitian? Cause iM about to give you this bunun
REMEMBER!!!
REMEMBER!!! WHEN I (Jose G) GOT SLAPPED @ OK CORRAL!!!
Happy Star Wa... shut up
Oh, so you Screening calls?
U mad??
May the 4th be w... that's so 2011!
So you're telling me that
So you're telling me that if i go to prom ill get laid?
So you're telling me that
So you're telling me that If i go to prom
So you're telling me that If i go to prom i'll get laid?
hey you guys thanks for helping with our map
m/ Keep on being riGhteous
я смотрю ты заказала китайских вещей? я тоже люблю рисковать
я смотрю ты заказала китайских вещей? я тоже люблю рисковать
gnesli gnler gremeyecek miyim?
I MAY BE SLOW BUT MY BODY IS READY
hey martin u wanna kno wat i think no one cares
Не отвечаешь на мои сообщения я тоже люблю рисковать
Laying the smacketh down On your rooDy poo, candy aSs!
Nutcrackers Not just for christmAs
But I was onl.....
so you want bossplaya's ring huh?
so you are saying erika local vape wants the epm mod huh?
Hey, you got some scissors I can borrow? Cause it's choppin time!!!
Bitches keep sending me nu- stop complaining!!!
Sorry I ate your fish
Sorry I ate your fish
TRUTH IS THERE ARE NO CHEMICAL WEAPONS
You smell that....... I just farted
;LKK';K;'
I HEARD BODYBY BOOM
KICK BOXING BOOTCAMP
AT BODYBY BOOM!!!
BATMAN DID YOU HEAR? MR. BOOM BRINGIN KICKBOXING TO BODYBY BOOM! GREAT LET ME START PRACTICING! BIATCH! BOOM!!!
DONE WRITING OUT TODAYS WORK OUT!!!! BUJUJAJAJA!
Yolo Say that shit again and You wont be saying it ever again
Yolo Say that shit again and You wont be saying it ever again
Ill Have you Know Not even a mother can love a face like yours
They Say Im Big They aint lying
Forever Alone? Challenge Accepted
Me, Cute? Say that again and your head will be my new gum leaf
So your telling me that people swear to their parents? I dont even have parents....
Sydney, adrian Have a seat
so you think... Im wierd?!
Tyler loves charlotte
tyler loves charlotte??
don't tell anyone ok? Tyler loves you
Why you crying??? Cause I forGot to RecOrd the bad girls clUb Reunion show
Why are you crying? Cause i can find the tv remote
Why aRe you crying? Cause I missed the 30% off all sale itemS boganza at h&m
Why are you crying??? Cause I asked for a coke and you came back with a Pepsi.
Why are you crying??? Cause I forgot to record the season finale of the bad girls club.
Why are you crying???
Why are you crying??? I forgot to record the season finale of the bad girls Club.
Why you crying??? I Just realized I'm out of beaver nuggets
Why are you crying??? Cause my Starbucks App on my iPhone isn't working.
Why you crying??? You said you were gonna just put the tip in!!!!
look at all these girls I don't Talk to
Why you crying??? You said you were just going to put the tIp in!!!
Why you crying??? Cause my wiFe stole my panTs and she refuses to Give them back....
i don't always listen to music, but when i do, i listen to the postelles
i don't always listen to music, but when i do i listen to uninteresting music like the postelles
i don't always go to birthday parties, but when i do i go to loreley with brian
Unlike piss waste filters can't be recycled..
Happy Birthday Christine ! We see you like the broom we got you !!!!
Luis voy a quedarme en defensa..
joe angelias roast beef
dylan dylans mom
if you're trying to speed up a computer
after studying for an exam browse reddit to keep the information secure
You Rock!!! Manor,Tx!!!
hey there
i see you when you're sleeping i know when you're awake
i'm not gay i'm a freakin unicorn. gosh
I heard you can't digest hair, so I put one Of mine on your sandwich... Now You have part of me in you forever
The shockeR! my wrestling coach told me this is how to do it
I heard you are great at following directiOns Die.....die.....die......you can't do anything right
Puck me! Dats impossibruuuu!!
My khng nhn thấy tao nhưng tao thấy my rất r
pro on superbru... picks sharks to win against reds....
superbru expert... picks sharks to win against reds
gets wished away by a fan wants to pulverise him...
retires from football... blames a south african pora for his retirement...
retires from football... blames a pora for it...
retires... wants to start boxing pora's
stalker ronaldo pics in office... blames the gay guy...
wears a woolen knitted jersey... thinks he looks cool...
cold? lucky granny knitted this jersey for me...
so you are saying freddie is the mastermind huh?
yes that is what I am saying
do you lrs?
have you ever whiped cream girl? cuz my cream neesa whipin (whopish);)
hello. my name is sloth whisperer and idd like towhisper somthing on your ear :) rape!!!!!!!!!
Its not the computer its you.......
You know What rhymes with "Bigote"? Jason biRthday
Goldschlager
zapalił skręta złapał kometę

son superlideres, hacen inasiones por todo mexico y pierden con autogol
son superlideres,hacen invasiones por todo mexico y pierden con autogol no mms
International Symbol Of futility
I'm in the crack family Shut up crackhead
I'm In the crack family.... Shut up crackhead
Hey mom.... Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
EAT LAST COOKIE FROM THE JAR SLENDER MAN TOLD ME TO DO IT
Hates matt ward Until he writes his codex
hates matt ward UNTIL CODEX IS WRITTEN BY HIM
GETTING NEW 40K MATERIAL BRINGS IT UP EVERY CHANCE HE GETS
LOST 40K GAME CAN'T JUST GG. "i WOULD HAVE WON IF..."
TALKS ABOUT SPORTSMANSHIP IN 40K PASSIVE AGRESSIVE ENTIRE GAME
thats my cologne Jerrel Loreal problems
the bouncers at boa in hoboken are tuff maybe one day they'll be half as tuff as the lana lounge one
the bouncers at boa in hoboken look tuff maybe one day they'll be half as tuff as the lana lounge one's
can i drive the 350? r u fuckin crazy?
can i drive the z? r u fuckin crazy?
sure its cool to hate people for their relegions..i did it
go ahead try that "Niggas be like....." shit now
I got some ice cream, I got some ice cream You're on wElfare you can't afford it
Where is Castro? That waY
Well shit in my mouth And call it a sundae!
Babies Come from wheRe?
The backstreet boys Are on Tour?
Wrestling Is fake?
The olSen twins Are legal!
Campers wipe With what?
Hey now baby Don't flip your bitch sWitch
I swear if he Force chokes me one more time
Mensa member Rejection letter from community college
Keep walking You didn't see nothing
yes I do!
so you say Duane greene feels the tingling huh?
dgsgd כגדעגדכע
я смотрю ты удалил доту я тоже люблю рисковать
Мой муж - Джордж Буш, ясненько. Моя мама - Барак Обама, понятненько?
SHHHHH!!!!! Daddy GOT'CHU
so, you're religious? tell me more about your imaginary friend
Я смотрю ты назвал ксюшу оксаной я тоже люблю рисковать
Я СМ
Я СМОТРЮ ТЫ НАЗВАЛ КСЮШУ ОКСАНОЙ Я ТОЖЕ ЛЮБЛЮ РИСКОВАТЬ
they shoved me in a locker i shoved them in a coffin
So you talk about your school? I also like to live dangerously
I want sumthin to eat But im not sure what i want!
Soyhu mean to tell me i can get adopted..as we speak?
i think i wanna... yhur not paid to think!
you went to tha store and left my milk on tha counter!!
oh come on... i thought yhu said yu swallowed
oake oake okae but only this on tme!
i saw where yhu cummij from i betta get next!
just get my money and yhu'll live to see another day
я тоже люблю рисковать
tovo is a bean
you got a sale on those pants huh at my place they would bee 100% off
so your telling me you use clean water to wash food off your plae
one not does simply realize that was backwards
dat look like my momma dat is my momma..HEY!
yo is tha coast clear
yhu think yur head can match mine? Ask ya daddy!!
yhu think im bad check ths kid down a street!
i didnt steal this i Found this on my doorstep!!
Bulls had a chance to equalize and maybe extend the series.. aaaaand it's gone
in china they eat me in my world i eat them!
girls be like im not burning
if yhu say no I'll lock yhu in my basement
Hmmmm Gabby;s but is bigger than mine!
im so high i done fogot wat i was gonna say!!
you twerkin buit aint nuthin movin!!
that's the spot
am i high or am i high?
Emily Major was here....
and i told her i'd pull out!
hoes be like give me a kiss
Dont show off wen we get in there And yhu betta have my milk!
it wasnt my baby
started from the bottom now im here
this is yhu life On Angel dust!!!
dont my eyes look pretty wen im strechting them at yhu?
so these is what they look like!!
yhu nkno dat chick Shaqundra She wifey Material on da REAL!!
we really need to work on yhur kissin Seriously!?!
no no no yhu called me who is diss!!
TOTES BRUTES
i'm going to remove various price indicators i only possess 20 units of currrency
Candice won cree lost..but nobdy cnt find her....
candice won BBitchesss 843 stand up!
This is what happens when yhu dont do the right thing
it wsant me im innocent
see im nice onlty wen u piss me offf is wen u shud be worried!!!
dude why yhu yellin im right in front of yhu
oh shawdy dropped it low and cant get back up!
i said no now yhu pissinme off
i asked can cum ova and play she said no now look can play nOw!
I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND STILL FAILED THA TEST
SO I TELL YHU TO BRING ME HERCULES BUT YHU BRING ME hARDEE'S
IF YHU THINK YHU KNOW THA ANSWER SAY SUMTHIN JUS DONT LOOK AT ME
EVEN THO IM LOSING IM WINNING AT THE SAME TIME!!
CUMMS OUT THA SHOWER NAKED AND DRESSES INF RONT OF YHU BUT WONT EVEN EAT IN PUBLIC WITH YHU!
i'LL HAVE YHU KNOW WHEN I SEE AN EX ITRY TO MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE AS I CAN!
SO YHU SAYIN THAT IF I STAY WITH YHU I'LL NEVA GO HUNGRY?
IM SEXY AND I CAN DANCE
Another DDA?? Impossibru!!!
8 more sloutions? Impossibru
FIX IT!!!! i SAID FIX IT!!!
Why is this not working?!?! FIX IT!!!!!!
wHY IS THIS NOT WORKING??? fix it!!!!!
Ill Kill them In a Cook-off
Arr you coming for dinner? 'Cause your dinner is gonna be cumming in your mouth
I lEarned so much stuff this school year... ANndd it's gone
I learned so much information this School year... ANndd it's gone
Everything I learned in school this year... AnNdd it's gone
i just killed a camper no ones gonna arrest me.. im just a wild bear hahahha
i can get away with dressing like this if i lived in a gay community
girls laugh now i laugh with billions later
wants to shave weird as mustache cant do it...risk is too damn high
i met the guy of my dreams the same day i found out im hiv positive
talkin dont do much these days... time to talk with another type of language...
boyfriend leaves her because she didnt fix sandwich after sex
dont look at me too long your ass might be next
smokes marijuana "strong it must be"
questions? oh how about this fucker in the back with the scythe
last black president in the history of mankind...like ever...
NO MOM I ALREADY HAD MY PERIOD THIS MONTH
TOO TOUGH TO USE GLOVES HANDS LOOK LIKE FREDDY KRUEGERS HANDS 3 FIGHTS LATER
YOU TALK ABOUT MY ORANGE CHICKEN AH FUK YOU HI-YA!!
GIMME MY MONEY HO
TRYS TO FIT IN WHEN EVERYBODY LEAVES DIGS IN THE TRASH FOR FOOD
IM THE GUY WHO GETS A BLOWJOB IN THE PORTA JOHN DURING THE CONCERT
LIKE HOLY SHIT SCOOB! WE SHOULDVE TAKIN THE ACID AT THE HOUSE
YOU TOOK APROXIMATELY... 30 SECONDS TO RESPOND BACK...YOUR CHEATING
has 30 years
has 30 years still goes to beginner meetings to find women
i don't always wake up early but when i do, i go right back to sleep
Teacher says "
Teacher says "buy book". ratemyprofessor.com says otherwise.
knicks.....
put molly all in her champagne?
how's the arrest warrant, big shot?
put molly all in her champagne? how's the arrest warrant, big shot?
MOLLY all IN HER CHAMPAGNE? I AINT EVEN KNOW IT!
gg
IM JESUS BUT I STILL HAVE A RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS AND DRINK JESUS JUICE
GOT KICKED OFF REEBOK so fast... AIENT EVEN know IT..
yo they dont know who they fuckin with
uhh im stuntin thats og kush that im puffin
uh im stuntin thats og kush that im puffin
thou shalt not kill unless the united states wants to send you over seas to get resources
please stop cheating on me!!
being married doesnt mean your in love
so.. you sure that head game correct?
got rejected by a slut? bang a hooker that looks like her
got alot of money? dont marry anyone
one does not simply create facebook on their own
hey honey! heres the anniversary present i was talking about
when your bored time slows down when your having fun speeds up
DID SHE JUST ASK IS A BLOWJOB CHEATING? seriously?
this isnt blood and guts this is that cat mix my owner gave me
so now you saw your favorite team is the pacers?
wakes up dead goes back asleep
these two chechen guys asked me if i wanted in on some contract...i said no
this shit behind me took about a year to finish...im proud dammit
everybody refers to my shirtless scene when they see me now
reject my friend request one more time! i dare you!
says kids first doesnt leave the house for 18 years
dude say somethin?
5 years in a relationship with kim kardashian im finally free...
yes! my husband is never going to find me here!
you did what to my daughter? ill be right over stay right where you are
say you dont love me one more time i double dare you!
where the hell did this nigga get a shape up from?
hey! youre that sneaky fucker who slipped cancer in my beer right?
got these two bitches cheap on backpage 2 for one deal
LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU ARE IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE YOU AIENT GOIN NOWHERE
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FALL IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
i will find you get caught...escape and kill you..
everybody calm down and make this easy take your money out your pockets slowly
havent washed my fuckin hair for years legalize pot
i escaped the vatican my bootyhole is finally free...
tells you she wants a nice guy dates the biggest jerk in school
shes your friend until she finds out your dating someone hotter than her
all i want is to crack a great big nut today..thats all
i cant take this suit off im telling you the truth
plays wii with dad and loses the next morning...
im so happy that i made a world record for vertical jump
radical muslim paradise
this is the last time i ask nicley
this is... may 19th!!
slees with a minor gives her a head start to her great career in whoredom
this is.. 2013!!!
i did not know that deer was a black man in the woods
WHOS A VEGETERIAN? NOT ME!
bet you didnt know im a hacker
whoevers with this woman we feel sorry for you if you cheat
last day of school you have to stay after class to clean up
meditating to nirvana almost there
oh and one more thing... its time to play a game...
dont wanna share huh? goes to get a BB GUN
i give bitches the finger they be like "ok"
gets bj for the first time
wheres the camper? that way
makes famous video troll hall of fame
wears the same hat he did 30 years ago
i know..i said yes we can.. but right now im too tired i cant right now..
after were done making rice crispies go up stairs and get ready for an ass whooping ok honey?
hey we lost the election... but were still living the american dream bwhahha!
had an orgasm.. and a heart attack at the same damn time..
niggas be like he didnt even hit me that hard
if you see somebody doin this duck
hey bane bring me back a soda and twizzlers k?
that chick in the videos? wasnt me
*sneezes* money comes out
says hes broke drives off in his ferrari
never wear a condom you cant feel shit
wanna try my hebrew national hotdog?
was your daddy a baker cuz you got sum nice buns baby
waits to see no penises on chat roulette still waiting...
niggas be like no new friends...
hold it right there mam... is that a thong?
VEGETARIAN? NO I SAID PRESBYTERIAN
bitches be like im beautiful no matter what they say
i really wish i know what the fuck am talking about i really do
So YOU'Re 17 & YOu THINk you know ? tell me HOw you have eAtIng
Friends are like balloons if you stab them they die
Are you from kentucky CUZ am Give you my secret blend of herbs and spices
Are you from kentucky? CUZ am Give you my secret blend of herbs and spices
Does this even Require thinking?
soon...
Yeah... Believe it or not I do get chicks
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NO
Friends?
Ya Srs?
vapers beware this guy eli cox scammed a member of the vaping community
When mY piggy bank was empty The tooth fairy never came
One does not simply.... order longer hoses....
bbnmbnmb
So You're Telling Me that you haven't been hoping for good weather this weekend so you could turn up??? "Don't phront"
SSo you're telling me $10 is too much to pay for the epic movie and mem'ries we're about to create??? "Don't phront"
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РЕШИЛ САМ СДАТЬ ЭКЗАМЕН В ГИБДД Я ТОЖЕ ЛЮБЛЮ РИСКОВАТЬ
you mean to tell me that you don't have $10 for an epic house party with free punch??? don't phront
I don't cry I leak awesomEness
vape rev won't be selling anymore chi yous bc they tried to scam mojo on the flat top caps?
so you're telling me that vape rev won't be selling anymore chi you bc they tried to scam mojo on the flat top caps?
Jack married sajy or sajy married jack
sajy married sajy and what about billa ?
sajy is going to marry and what about jack ?
So you are telling me That jack sajy is one person
Kuttay fone q ni utha ra
hmmmmmm you are going abroad
Noooooooooo she was too young
araaam naaal waday shehbaz ny keetay c bijli day . . . main ni . . . loadsheding ni muk sagdi
araam naal edda tu ppp da supporter
araaam naal edda tu bhutto da jayala
araam naal edda tu Bhutto da jayala
Araam naal Edda tu Bhutto da jayala
araaam naal edda tu ppp da jayala
BC Fone utha
BC . . . . . Fone q ni utha ra
BC . . Kaminay . . . Bayghairat meri call q ni attend ker ra
what do you call gay's drive by ? a fruit roll up !!
Anthony lipari aint nobody ot time for that
Anthony medina aint nobody got time for that
Anthony lipari
Anthony lipari aint nobody got time for that
kofi asare aint nobody got time for that
japanese stock market crash? impossibru!
Am I supposed to love this? Well I don't
NORTH KOREA AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
The akward moment when your dad tells you this Son, that is where I killed your mom...
I didnt do dat! i mean i robbed the bank, but i didnt kill her
So youre telling me Jack black isn't black?
Hi I'm your new scout master let's spoon
hjj kkk
Want to kill duncan Don't want to remember doing it..
She's willing to kill babies
She's willing to kill babies to be queen
Macbeth, You value title over friendship?!
yo no soy gay yo soy un unicornio
yo Ba solder e waya?
so you're telling that big city alphas can walk & stroll 6.2 miles in the pouring rain for the aids walk without an umbrella, but you're questioning if their house party will turn up because of the weather?????? "don't phront" - making movies without the camera regardless of the weather
MURDOCK HIJO MIO
beware of stolen gg'tss serial #'s 2823/1569/ and 3222
beware of stolen gg'tss serial #'s 2823/1569/ and 3222
beware of stolen ggts's serial #'s 2823/1569/ and 3222
beware of stolen ggts's serial #'s 2823, 1569, & 3222
hi... my names hannah... yeah.. thats right. d'avanzo...
so you're telling me that steven sanfilippo quit buying mods and bought a car?
I'm so hungry but i don't want to get out of bed
i'm so hungry but i don't want to get out of bed
I DONT LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUU
pinches agulas perras
pinches aguilas perras
come on get in i got some candy
youre gonna like they way you look.. oops wrong commercial
25 solid bars of gold Best i can do is 10 dOllars
why the fuck would you take the blue pill
Imagin Riot would give me lp
Fu Riot
dON'T WISH FOR A HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKE IT SO!
AKOBBA BEHA BENZEEN ? WLA AKOBBA BEHA BLUE MIX ? !!
I DON'T ALWAYS CHILL WITH GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO ! BA5LI6 FEL A7FAD
says she doesnt want anythign for birthday really doesnt
one does not simply play one game of LoL
one does not simply stay sane with vargulf
one does not simply escape teemo
one doe not simply stay just friends without rApe
RAPE
one does not simply not rape yaebithezombie
Rape
Rape It's gonna happen
i dont think you understand the amount of rape im about to unleash upon you
RAPE FOR AMERICA
Zero Strikes again!!
what do you mean you dont play lol
I don't always drink vodka but when I do it ends up in rape
GET READY FOR THE D
i will have you know good sir i am bestest dinosaur world
I CANT GET IT UP
SAYS HIS HEART IS HIS POWER HAS A HEART ATTACK
When it says cook for three minutes it means three minutes!
after i get these sheets prioritized these ladies will see my draweres sized
moo im a cow
bitch you better not be a hufflepuff
rape face to the extreme
what do u mean i no get job bitch u know how hard it was to get this tie on!
gets away from teemo runs into a mushroom
what the fuck do u mean they might be that way!
i have such a hard on!
Before Justin BIEBER after justin BIEBER...
one does not simply not feed the poro
fucking telemarketers
this is annie you are now her bitch
fucking telemarketers
next time buy the cookies
time to be... Conker!
somegirls just ask stupid questions
im just trying to compare them
if minecraft's world is INFINITE how does the sun go around?
i cannot brain today i haz the dumb
fan ships R bestest ships
follows you on twitter can't friend you on 'face'book
greatest keyblade never made
Damn! I told vader to switch to esurance!
did i fucking tell you to breathe?
Dave run! just fucking Run!
have you seen my bear tibbers
want to go to sleep? I'll join you!
want to go to sleep? I'll join you!
have you seen my bear tibbers
DID I FUCKING TELL YOU TO BREATHE
would you not hit that like the fist of an angry god
where the fuck is my character
WEll shit...
hey kid wanna see some magic?!
well.... shit
Where is your god now?
guruhflirwhll! I THINK HE SAID GET HIS COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH
booker wanna see a trick i read about
slendy lost his job to grim
cheap cartoons never looked so good
we accidently all the minecrafters!!
stay away from tier 15!
goodbye my friend
crowbears they are always watching
holy shit cooper run faster!!
wolf bros b4 hos fuck you ciaran
crowbears always watching...
nosir i have no idea where your daughter goes after school
that moment when you realize he was gay the whole time
You should have bought the VEGETABLE juice!
Penis? RAPE!
ill have you know i shit my pants and only 10 people noticed
SO U JUST WANNA HOOK UP WITH ME CAUSE AM KABOOKI'S son ???
so you add the last straw huh tell me your game plan again and how angry u are
one doe not simply stop being a kimmeh
one does not simply stop being a kimmeh
you mean to tell me kimmeh does has League yet?
well... shit let's go swimming
why the hell am i the last one to know about this? not funny at all.
they see me burning they hatin'
skrillex mixed with slenderman annie... run
what the fuck do you mean kimmeh doesnt have league yet!?!?
i see you shaved i'm sorry the weight of being a man was too much for you
what if the statue of liberty is a weeping angel and the only reason it hasn't moved is because someone is always looking at it?
I have the weirdest boner right now
go ahead call the cops they can't unrape you
ghetto jesus approves of this picture
she put you in the friend zone you should put her in the rape zone
man why are you so stupid?
i think my skype has the broken mmmkay?
when you've got tits like these sugar you've alrady won the game
if you remember him and his first word you had an awesome childhood
just think of all the btches we got back home
i shit you not bo-peep wants to rape your ass
you mean to tell me jason hasn't had his daily rape yet?
it won't be gay when this horn is up you ass
test test
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ACCESS A PRIVATE MEMBER VARIABLE FROM A SUBCLASS
well then you relize this means war
i say we take allthe xbox one designers and shove them in an oven
i say we take all the xbox one designers and shove them in an oven
you stand here while i go fuck your mom
so you finally grew tired of life did you?
that face of yours i'm going to waer it like a hat from now on
that face of yours im going to wear that like a hat from now on
so.... i heard you like surprise sex?
it's not rape if you bring duct tape
why why isnt dark souls 2 here yet?
a dark creepy sewer fuck this. i' out
gersr rgesr
the amount of possibilities are too damn high
Son wins nasa award she feeds flame on FB
TeLl me more about this... 'cloud'
Went to Buy "Inferno" All Copies are sold...
Venga seor frodo Agchese un poco ms
Venga Frodo Agachate un poco mas
venga frodo agachate mas
THE PROCEDURE STATES ... ISOLATE YOURSELF IN THE TUBING


dude relax this is just a halloween costume
GETS LAID GETS PLAYED
SO LETS GET THIS RIGHT YOURE BALLIN BUT YOURE WORKING A 9-5?
youre cool because you smoke weed? you dont say?
look here we gon get this muthafucka you go left.. and i go right an..
molly got slipped in their drinks didnt even know it
if you let me out ill show you the real rainbow and the pot of gold
REBUILD STRENGTH24 IS BACK!!!! HELL YEAH!!!! BOOOM!!!!
24REBUILD STRENGTH IS BACK!!!! HELL YEAH!!! BOOM!!!
so you are saying marc puno lost his bet?
he sure did...Bwahahaha
RELIGION IS JUST SCIENCE THAT HAS NOT BEEN OFFICIALLY PROVEN YET
HOHOHO I TOLD YOU NOT TO BE NAUGHTY THIS YEAR!
WHERES YOUR MOM? THAT WAY
says we can be good friends gets raped
Charyan Kumaaar kahan Gum hy . . BC
Charyaan Kumaar - - - Shekay kahan gum hy - - - bc
cock teases aient nobody got time for that
looks like i gotta grow fast an wash my own ass
ITS FRIDAY BWAHAHAHAHA!
KNOWS YOUR NOT GONNA PAY HIM BACK GIVES YOU THE MONEY ANYWAY
I KILLED HER COMPUTER INFORMATION AFTER I HACKED IT
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT A GOOD ACTOR?
WHIPS OUT 8 INCH STILL NOT IMPRESSED
YOU DIDNT GET THE MEMO MEMES ARE IN BABY
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT ONE GIRL AND THERES SO MANY?
I THINK I LOVE H- SHUT UP CUPCAKE
DOESNT COOK DOESNT CLEAN DOESNT HAVE SEX..WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE???
WANNA DO A BEARD GROWING CONTEST? I WIN
LOOK AT YOU THERES NO WAY YOUR GETTIN LAID HAHAHHA
You're too Slow to Ra........ Shut up, Boy
schiumarini? nooooo!
schiumarini? noooooo!
schiumarini? nooooo!
schiumarini? noooo!
schiumarini? no!!!!!
schiumarini? nooo!
per il tuo bene voter schiumarini mamma nooo!
per il tuo bene voter schiumarini mamma nooo!
вступил в едро и звонишь в ведро? я тоже люблю рисковать
GALO BARALMATKOM BAHDALOKOM FEL MAZAD !! AAY WALLAI W 7ARISOM DA GA6A3A MA3ANA 10/0
SNAKE MALO ? WALLAI BAHDALNA W JAB FINA GOAL MN AL GOAL LEL GOAL !!
soos malo golta ? galo lessa 7ayem bi daftaro fi barista !!
soos malo golta ? galo lessa 7ayem bi daftaro fi barista :p
THE SMELL OF MY ROASTED ASS LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

Change your profile picture one more time i dare you. i double dare you motherfucker
fuck the red and blue pill take these mollys instead
uhhh uuhhm...disaientdthaapizzaman
Was it a Huge or .. HUGE Smile ?
Regret : Those were the droids We were lookng for
HEY YOU SAID NO VRE
I need antibiotics i have a col its a virus
COMMS MDT SAID NO VRE
THAT LOOK YOU GIVE WHEN SOMEONE GRABS SHEET INSTEAD OF PATSLIDE
THE LOOK YOU GIVE WHEN SOMEONE GRABS PATSLIDE INSTEAD OF SHEET
Собянин? опять? плитку жалко
You want to file a flight plan? I hate flight plans
My life is so great right now that i dont have time to live it
What're ou doing sunday morning? not church
Guess What I'm doing sunday morning? not church
I like the tuna here No one likes the tuna here
Going home play cod Gotta bring the kids to practice
Chanel be like Wish they added me in theIr chat
WaNna see a Cool trick? Ta-Da!!
MIGUEL BE LIKE LET MY NUTS ADORN YOU
Streso in his office telling himself: Nobody can rule me coz I'm da shit
I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE WEED BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE ITS THAT LOUD
like why is this wtf guy sitting next to me
HELL NO JENNA NO MORE CHICKEN FOR YOU TODAY
permanently 9 months pregnant...with twins
IF YOU ESCAPE THE RELATIONSHIP ALIVE...YOURE A LUCKY BASTARD
why wont people leave me and my music alone?
LOL

ILL LET YOU FREE... ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR SOUL


REMEMBER SERVER IP's
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY REMEMBER SERVER IP's
chuck norris? WHO?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY EAT ON PISTACHIO
SAM Lazy person
OTTO I HELP SHUT DOWN SERVER WITH ROBIN
Implement user security? impossibru!!!
Прости бро но я тоже в мэры
прости Бро
ПРОСТИ БРО но я тоже в мэры
HELLO!
Taylor Graduating?
Finding Envelopes that match? Ain't nobody got time for that!
Happy graduation taylor We made time for that!
Great Job Taylor This Meme's for you!
so you just decided not to go to the block partyy
MArk ^
Keenan See's Girl Rape
connor see's burger eats mcdonalds
Gets a bottle of water dances
So, you're selling iHy and you're broke? tell me more about your trip to florida
they call it... the white stallion
they call it... the white stallion
have I ever tried Port 79?! Maybe...
logged on to Backtrack. I got this!
Derby's war face hawww!
Your face when you Clear the last Jelly on Candy Crush
so YOU TURN UP? pLEASE LOCATE YOUR TURING KNOB
бога нет- теперь нет
niggas be like you tryin' to flame?
dudes be like "it's not funny!"
so you turn up? you must be a stereo then.
now you complain to me? i guess you don't know i don't give a fuck
it's called facebook but has no face, and it not a book.
you always hope you get good grades in school then do something about stupid ass
you always hope you get good grades in school well then do something about it stupid ass
old guys be like "you can trust me, i won't touch you"
let get some pot for these flowers we're planting.
so you're the smartest person in the world? first take of those nerd glasses and graduate from harvard, create a career, become a famous role model, invent something useful, then become immortal, then come talk to me.
so you're smart explain a theory of why i don't believe that shit.
Not sure if that person is mentally retarded or just plain stupid
I dropped the bomb at the party last night
back in my day mario was a video game character, not a basketball player
back in my day we ate apples, not use them.
back in my day hip hop was about breakdancers, djs, rappers, and general life in the streets.
Back in my day a hoe was a garden tool
Back in my day a gay person meant they were happy.
No gum chewing in class? challenge accepted
End a pros killsteak in cod? challenge accepted
I saw you looking at that ass you know you want it
Fora galera o dia dos namorados est quase acabando
The only reason you're single is because you're number 1
you use organic weave? kill youself
The computer was shutting down, and i couldn't even use it, but in ten seconds, it was perfectly fine aliens
When that one girl walked in the club, every dash through the doors and left. ratchet
When that one girl walked in the club, everyone dashed through the doors and left. ratchet
I threw a frisbee inside a room and it curved my itself. alien technology
I THREW A FRISBEE INSIDE A ROOM AND IT CURVED BY ITSELF aLIEN TECHNOLOGY
Welcome to MemeLand now like and enjoy the memes bitch.
I don't always play call of duty but when i do, i'm banned within 10 minutes of gameplay.
people say they play cod since when did people play with fish?
You lost the weed? really bro?
You lost your virginity? well bitch i can't find it
This guy asked me if I knew anything about nitrogen and oxygen I said NO.
наад машиныхаа гэрлийг хараад өгөөч шарлаад хогийн харагдаж байгаа биздээ
Наад машиныхаа гэрлийг хардаа


танайх машины гэрлийг яаж өнгөлдийн
танайхаар гэрлээ шинэ болгуулъя шинэ болгохгүй бол үнэгүй гээ биздээ




what if the brain doesn't control us, and we are being controlled by aliens from a distant planet?
That moment when you purposely talk about someone online to see what they say
STill trying to find a photographer who won't die when they look at me
turn up? bitch please, you woke up in a new box
makes an account on a kids social site just to cuss out the kids
WO WO I TOOK WHAT??
WHEN YOUR MOM SERVES YOU A BIG PLATE RANDOMLY
Tag a girl that you would eat her out and she dont even know it
you liked all my girls pics you're thirsty my friend
miami fans be like Cant lie i was abit shook doe
I got a 68% on my test
you're so fat i can do a world tour on your stomach
You're so fat You fell on me before i could get a chance to run away
You're so slow you were qualified to the elder's grand marathon
you're so slow the turtle went to canada and argentina on foot, before you got out of bed
you're so slow by the time you got up for bed, minnesotaburns account was unbanned
you're so fat we needed a plane go around when we played duck duck goose
you're so fat we have a solar eclipse we you walk past the sun
you're so slow i had grandchildren who are grandparents before you walked out the house
you're so fat you became the center of the solar system
WAIT HOLD UP IM NOT GAY DAMMIT
Sell your PS3 and buy a new xbox one
have a butch of missing homework still passing not bad
Wifi goes down? connect to someone elses can connect to someone elses? google a solution.
I may be pretty but i will fuck you up
The schools have the a/c on in the winter, and the a/c of in the spring wtf
The schools have the a/c on in the winter, and the a/c off in the spring wtf
"the wizard will install your program" what fucking wizard
shitty grades in school, but i'm still passing fuck yeah
GETTIN MARRIED? RISK TOO DAMN HIGH
yeah if you could go ahead and tell your girl to get off my dick thatd be great
wanna kill someone? theres an app for that
gets touched by a girl jizzes himself
only if they knew the election is rigged hahhahahaha
NSA...
IF YOU DIE EARLY ILL MAKE THE COFFIN LARGER SO ILL BE WITH YOU FOREVER
JUST KILLED SOMEBODY YOULL GET AWAY WITH IT JUST DO GANGNAM STYLE
DID SOMEBODY TAKE THEIR TOP OFF! HERES JOHNNY!
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GET RICH UNLESS THEY COMMIT FELONIES
Всё сидите?
hey kids,wanna see a cool trick? abraca-fuckin-dabra
who da fuck u think u is!
you,hot
you,hot impossibru!!
you? ain't nobody got time for that
REGI I WANT YOU TO STUDY HARD
I WANT YOU TO STUDY HARD
I DONT CARE IF YOU LOVE ME BITCH WHY IS THE RUM GONE
YOURE BOUT TO DIE? i DONT CARE! WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
I HATE WORKING A 9-5 I RATHER STRIP FOR IT INSTEAD
i move 8-balls in the pocket when i play pool
i slapped my keys on the counter after work
i smoked a lotta meat on the grill today
thats not my child he hasnt been actin himself lately
YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO ON FACEBOOK? YOU NOW HAVE MY PERMISSION
ILL CHOP YOUR WEINER OFF IF YOU LEAVE ME SO ILL ALWAYS HAVE A PIECE OF YOU WITH ME
I WON THE NIGERIAN LOTTERY FOR 1 MILLION! YES!!
ILL TEACH YOU HOW TO DOUGIE ALL THEM BITCHES LOVE ME
SIGUE LAS INSTRUCCIONES DE LA DESCRIPCIN Y DISFRUTA LA MAGIA
SIGUE LAS INSTRUCCIONES DE LA DESCRIPCIN Y DISFRUTA LA MAGIA
SIGUE LAS INSTRUCCIONES DE LA DESCRIPCIN Y DISFRUTA LA MAGIA
SIGUE LAS INSTRUCCIONES DE LA DESCRIPCION Y DISFRUTA LA MAGIA
When people say they wanna touch the stars they will never touch the stars due to extreme heat.
am i the only one who doesn't care about your friends status
Your breath must get all the girls because it's hot
Wanna be hot? Go visit the sun
Wanna be the coolest kid in school? go to antartica, noone at your school has been there
and then SHE SAID ITS IN MY STOMACH!
i robbed myself short in yesterdays stock trade
I STOLE A GLANCE AT MY NEIGHBOR'S DAUGHTER. SHE'S HOT
LAST NIGHT I WENT TO THE PARK AND SHOT SOME HOOPS WITH MY FRIENDS
Being a queer Is just filthiness
Being a queer Is just filthiness
I can't read psychological horor stories I allways solve them



NO NEW FRIENDS NO NO NEW
BITCHES BE LIKE IM NOT A WHORE
BITCHES BE LIKE I WAS TOO BUSY TO TEXT YOU
YOURE COMPUTER IS FUCKED UP THATS ALL WE KNOW

CHANGE YOUR HAIR COLOR AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MIND
PUT KRATOS IN MORTAL KOMBAT AND NOBODY CARES PUT SCORPION IN INJUSTICE AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND!
SAY THAT YOU DON'T LIKE NUTELLA and everyone loses their minds
MISSPELL something and everyone loses their minds
WENT TO MCDONALDS, SAVED 3 WHITE WOMEN GOT SOME FACE TIME ON T.V., WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
i PUNCHED A GIRL ONCE IN FIGHT FOR EQUAL RIGHTS
I'M SORRY I ATE ALL YOUR BEANS. OUT OF YOUR STOMACH
I SHAVE MY FACE AND PUBES WITH THE SAME RAZOR
I WILL SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE GROOOONK, NARF, BLERRRRK
THE SOAP PICK IT UP
I AM THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS? WHAT LIKE HEALTHCARE AND DENTAL
YOU WANT TO GET INSIDE MY PANTS NO OFFENCE BUT I'M SURE THEY WON'T FIT YOU
MAKE ME COME?? BUT I'M RIGHT HERE!
DO I HAVE ADULT TOYS? WELL I DO HAVE A BOAT
DO I SWALLOW? HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?
IS THAT A CELL PHONE IN YOUR BACK POCKET? CAUSE THAT ASS IS CALLING ME
THERE IS A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND EVERYONE'S INVITED
WHAT HAS 42 TEETH AND HOLDS BACK THE HULK.... MY ZIPPER
MY BLOOD TYPE? B NEGATIVE
PLAYS OFFLINE BOTS START VOTEKICK
I LIKE THE TITANIC MY FAVORITE CHARACTER WAS THE ICEBERG
I LIKE THE TITANIC MY FAVORITE CHARACTER WAS THE ICEBERG
ujiyui
трололошка
То ЧУВСТВО КОГДА ПОЛУЧИЛ 5
ТО ЧУВСТВО КОГДА ДОЛЖЕ/Н БЫЛ ПОЛУЧИТ А Получил 5
ТО ЧУВСТВО КОГДА ДОЛЖЕН БЫЛ ПОЛУЧИТЬ 4 А ПОЛУЧИЛ 5
то чувство когда один дома
НЕЛЬЗЯ ТАК ПРОСТО ВЗЯТЬ И СРАЗУ ДЕЛАТЬ ЧТО СКАЗАЛА МАТЬ
посоны я спать а то завтра в школу
так вы говорите что кормите птичек хлебом?
А мне норм
привет мам
Молока принёс?!
то чувство когда наступило лето
IF YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS AND DON'T HAVE A JOB STOP SMOKING WEED
You get my money or your gonna be buried right here!
Heat Haters be like Can I start trolling again?
I SAID SOMEBODY LET HER OUT THEN I WENT TO MCDONALDS
und Du megst mia dazn dass woina Mich scho 30 is?!
I DRINK BEER WHEN I AM TRYING TO SOBER UP
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR PROFANITY IN THE WORKPLACE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN A JOB IN CONSTRUCTION
SEES THAT YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN WITH A BIG BUSTY CHEST STILL GIVES YOU A TICKET FOR SPEEDING
sees you sprinting across the road for a bus drives you to the next bus stop to catch it
sees homeless older lady crossing street during rush hour turns sirens on so other cars stop to let her by
could shoot you tasers you instead
could shoot you tasers you instead
why did the chicken cross the road... to knock you the fuck out
what did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING.
what came first: the chicken or... your mom
I NOTICED THAT YOUR PUZZLE'S SECONDHAND I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
I NOTICED YOU PISSED OFF THE EMPLOYEES BEFORE ORDERING YOUR FAST FOOD I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
I SEE YOU PLAY SUDOKU WITH A PEN I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
YOU CLICK ON NSFW LINKS AT WORK I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
STICKS NOSE IN GIRL'S CROTCH "oh, he' so cute!"
jumps up on girl's chest and licks her face second base
rolls on back belly rubbed
eat own shit doesn't get sick
my girls the kinda girl that when her feet hit the floor i go,"oh shit,she's up"
invites you over to play video games plays single player mode the whole time
turns off video game as soon as you're about to beat him
t.v ads say don't try this at home. do i look like phineas and ferb?wtf
Ga iKut renang? bodo amat
jackrabbit!
I gripped the knife and plunged it deep.. into my awesome birthday cake
says hes bored when your having fun when your bored he says hes having fun
AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO 6.30AM WORKOUT? NOT TODAY
AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE WEBSITE SURVEY? NOT TODAY
AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO PREGNANCY? NOT TODAY
AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO WASHING OUR HAIR? NOT TODAY
BABE, I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE BUT SHE WAS JUST CHANGING MY DIAPER
LISTEN BABY, I SWEAR THE TIT JUST APPEARED IN MY MOUTH
THE DOCTOR SAID IT'S COOTIES... I THINK YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF CHECKED
SUE, LISTEN BABY, LISTEN I'M GONNA NEED MY THOMAS THE TRAIN AND ELMO BACK
SHE'S JUST A FRIEND NAPTIME MEANT NOTHING
OH SO YOU OUTWEIGH ME 50 TO 1? SAY YOUR PRAYERS MOTHEFUCKER
THIS IS MY CUDDLE FACE
DUDE I'M GOING TO NEED A NEW DIAPER
AND THEN I WAS LIKE .... I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
DUDE WHY DID I EAT ALL THOSE SMURFS?
THE RED DOT ONLY APPEARS WHEN THE HUMAN IS PRESENT
I LAND ON MY FEET BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME
I LAND ON MY FEET BECAUSE THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME
NONE OF MY TOYS ARE ALIVE BECAUSE I KEEP KILLING THEM
ALWAYS COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW UNCIVILIZED PEOPLE ARE NEVER WEARS PANTS
GETS MAD ABOUT NOISY NEIGHBORS PLAYS CLARINET WITH ALL WINDOWS OPEN
THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYONE WORKS AS CASHIER AT FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
dont make me slap you no shopping not today
Molten forum The home of Lumberjacks
Molten forum The home of Lumberjacks
Molten forum The home of Lumberjacks
Molten forum The home of Lumberjacks
stop printing money and everyone loses their minds
live free dont let stress control your life

must study first will party later

wtf was that?! I wanted hugs and kisses!
i don't always watch swamp people but when i do, i yell it's a big one!
i don't always watch swamp people but when i do, i yell Choot 'em!
i know Jack is great but your my snugglebunny!
2 times....
2 times.... Impossibru!!!
2 times.... Impossibru!!!
2 times.... Impossibru!!!
2 times.... Impossibru!!!
she thinks i'm cute? how far is it to Nc?
she thinks i'm cute? how far is it to georgia?
WHAT IS INVISIBLE AND SMELLS LIKE CARROTS RABBIT FARTS
WHAT DO U CALL A PIG THAT DOES KARATE A PORK CHOP
WHAT DO U CALL A BEAR WITH NO TEETH A GUMMY BEAR
WHY IS THERE NO GAMBLING IN AFRICA TOO MANY CHEETAHS
I don't always get mad, but when I do...
I don't always get mad, but when I do...
I want you only you
Why you cheering for the heat If you're a spurs fan?
heineken? NO!
EU BERSIN KAS IRA
EU BERSIN KAS IRA
EU BERSIN KAS IRA
EU BERSIN KAS IRA
Just shot 347 on the range. your weight is higher than your PFT
JUST SHOT A 347 ON THE RANGE BUT YOUR WEIGHT IS HIGHER THAN YOUR PFT SCORE
hi,i'm mac and i'm pc!
got to suck on boobies for 1 12 yrs.
got to suck on boobies for 1 12 yrs.
yeah if we could all just leave right now that's be great
yeah if we could all just leave right now that's be great
THANK GOODNESS FOR THIS TABLE, I COULDN'T BEAR STANDING ANOTHER MINUTE
I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE THESE ON THE TABLE BECAUSE I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS
al7adra dy m3naha.. sgm omak kan habshtani!
I'VE MET A FEW DOGS IN MY TIME I DON'T THINK THAT DOG IS A LAWYER AT ALL.
I DID THE MATH WE CAN'T AFFORD THE CAT
DO YOU EVEN raise heavy objects against the force of gravity?
for every good guy greg there is an equal and opposite scumbag steve
for every best friend there is a hot sister
i don't think you understand the gravity of this situation
i should've gone to bed 6 hours ago
i should major in the arts
I SHOULD BUY THE BOOKS
MONDAY MORNING DOESN'T WISH IT WAS FRIDAY ALREADY
STATUS UPDATE DOESN'T PUT "LIKE MY STATUS" AT THE END
DOESN'T USE HASHTAGS FOR EVERY 5TH CHARACTER OF FB POST
I WAS ABLE TO SAVE THE PROJECT, BUT I HAD TO PULL SOME STRINGS I LOVE THOSE GODDAMN STRINGS
Put Negative Keywords in ppc account before activating didn't waste a dime on irrelevant keywords
put negative keywords in ppc account didn't waste a dime on irrelevant keywords
FIRST LESSON OF ORGANIC CHEMISTRY CARBON IS A WHORE
FAT FIVE YEAR OLD KIDS FAT FIVE YEAR OLD KIDS EVERYWHERE
IF SOMEONE SAYS "WE NEED TO TALK" YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF THERE ARE NO CARS IN FRONT OF YOU BUT A TAIL OF CARS BEHIND YOU'RE DRIVING TOO SLOW
NO CLEAN PLATES? BOWL OF SANDWHICH
DON'T LEAVE A SPORTS GAME EARLY HISTORY IS MADE IN THE FINAL SECONDS
THE WEATHER IS GETTING NICE I CAN'T AVOID SHAVING MY LEGS ANYMORE
NOT SURE IF WIFE'S THONG OR DAUGHTER'S
YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR PHONE? WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I SLEPT WITH GIRLS
i will find you,eat your cake and kill you.
So, you like this? Define a clitoris then wise guy!
SO, you like sex? Define a clitoris then wise guy!
Yes, I am that handsome. Now, have some chocolate and stop gawking!










3 yahtzees in one game impossibru!
GETS BLAMED FOR EVERYONE'S FARTS LOVES THEM ANYWAY
HAS TO THROW UP GOES UP TO THE HARDWOOD FLOOR AND NOT THE CARPET
GATE LEFT OPEN STILL IN YARD
BARKS AT YOUR ENEMIES ALLOWS HOT GIRL TO PET HIM
TERMITES YOU SAY? I GOT THIS
PEANUT BUTTER LEFT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE JAR? I GOT THIS
MOVE ALONG THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE IN THERE
watch out everyone we got a pro over here
I BEAT MY WIFE HOME TO SURPRISE HER WITH DINNER
I JUST COOKED SOME METH ADDICTS DINNER TO SUPPORT THE GROUP ON THEIR PATH TO RECOVERY
HELLO MY NATIVE AMERICAN FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY 4TH OF JULY BARBECUE?
OH, YOU'RE FROM INDIA? DO YOU KNOW A GUY NAMED RAJ THAT WORKS FOR COMCAST?
INVITES NEW JAPANESE NEIGHBORS OVER FOR DINNER ORDERS CHINESE TAKE OUT
YOU'RE FROM ITALY? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE GODFATHER?
SUCKING AT SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP TO BECOMING SORTA GOOD AT SOMETHING
SUCKING AT SOMETHING IS THE FIRST STEP TO BECOMING SORTA GOOD AT SOMETHING
GLASS NEARLY EMPTY? NO MAN ITS NEARLY ALMOST HALF FULL
SUCKING AT SOMETHING IS GOOD IF YOU'RE A HOT GIRL
YOUR GRAMMAR IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
"I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW BABE, I'M AT WORK" SPENDS THE REST OF THE DAY ON REDDIT AND FACEBOOK
SAYS HE WANTS A GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY WANTS A NEW MOMMY
CHEATS ON YOU BLAMES YOU
Play for fun? aint nobody got time for dat
miren no tengo cuello solo marotta podria fabricarme un collar
sloth mentality+this rape face= people trying to get out the locked door
Hello good morning
It gets too cold in the tent at night
Havent logged the fod boss? I too like to live dangerously
I'll have you know I just got yelled at in maint and only cried for 10 minutes afterwards
I'll have you know i just got yelled at in maint ctrl and only cried for 10 minutes
just figured out what is broke its a downer
opened up wingtips no stripped screws
the amount of meetings in maint ctrl is too damn high
had a valid arguement with aecs it was all in your head
aircrew say they have no post flight gripes writes up 15
aircrew say they have no post-flight gripes find 10 new mafs in ooma
So you just got your eaws wings? Tell me about how smart you felt on your board
yeah if aircrew could stop writing operator error mafs that'd be great
i told maintenance it would be 15 more minutes is really going to take 3 more hours
all hands quarters aircrew has to stay afterwards
all hands quarters aircrew has to stay afterwards
maintenance said to fix the plane What plane?
Brace yourselves audits are coming
no aircon cart by the plane? no maintenance today
today has been terrible they didnt serve any pink milk at dfac
Look at all the mafs im going to sign off
chiefs went to lunch? better take a "5 minute" break
say you lost a tool on the plane and everyone loses their minds
maintenance is writing a t/s maf? I'll just wait
still no roid rage? better take 19 more suppliments
spent 8 hours on a gripe night check fixed it in 15 minutes
And then i said at the maint meeting if you work hard, we will go home early
ive been on the internet for 4 hours i should go out to the plane now
system will not turn on in the O.F.F. position you are seriously allowed to fly planes?
qa is coming better open my pema
mispelled a word in the corrective action better kick the maf back
you have to train for 11 hours then you have my permission to watch a movie
no no, no es trash outside tents
i once told maintenance control, "No"
another bird strike? stop aiming for the flock!
Have you logged your asm training yet?
have you gotten your asm signature yet?
aircrew

No, no, no MEEsta Cesar no here
THE NUMBER OF SYRIAN REFUGEES IS TOO DAMN HIGH
ouais mais c'est sur quel Ecr... TA GUEULE!



IF YOU WANT TO PICK UP A GIRL KEEP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT AND LIFT WITH YOUR KNEES
GURL DIDNT YOU KNOW 16 AN PREGNANT DA NEW FAD
WOULDVE GIVEN YOU AN a+ SINCE SHE DIDNT LIKE YOU..A-
look out we got a badass over here
look out we got a dumbass over here
yo dawg,we heard you like to bake so we put an oven in yo oven so you can bake while you bake
yo dawg,we heard you like to yo-yo so we put a yo-yo in yo yo-yo so you can yo-yo while you yo-yo
NADAL once loses in first round at Wimbledon And Everyone Loses Their Minds
EDWARD SNOWDEN SHOULDNT HAVE WENT TO HONG KONG YOU DONT SAY?
a3mal 7esabak !! ana beget asheel 7adeed ya 3ammak !
en tout cas le francais n'est pas ton fort .... taggle !!
Invite a few hundred people to predrinks
Invite a few hundred people to predrinks and everyone loses their minds
i also want to push the slinky down the staris
if you don't listen to ASAP Rocky then go fuck yourself
it's tuesday niggas... 2pc special
Archies trunk for sale and everyone loses their minds
Archies trunk for sale and everyone loses their minds
Archie's trunk for sale and everyone loses their minds
Archie's trunk for sale and everyone loses their minds
Archie's trunk for sale and everyone loses their minds
Archie's trunk for sale and everyone loses their minds
Archie's trunk for sale and everyone loses their minds
Archie's trunk for sale and everyone loses their minds
So u telling me dat King Taya was born as Jain
Christophe, faut que tu f.... Ta gueule !!!!
Call Down Everyone I got this
you just got virtual bitch slap
Email from the scum not impressed...
Email from the scum not impressed...
Thank you baby jesus. Boom! I love him, do you?
It's Chad's birthday! Happy birthday!
me when somebody posts convention releases
dont tell me the new releases!!
dont post the new releases
HO APPENA ORDINATO UN PREMIO SU BLURUM ASPETTIAMO CHE ME LO APPROVINO
I really wanna punch you in your stupid face
just so you know... ...you're a cunt
I JUST STOLE A LOOK AT THOSE HOMELESS KIDS. WE SHOULD HELP THEM OUT
a fait 2 jours que je suis l, et je vais tout changer !! TA GUEULE !!!
ca fait 2 jours que je suis la, et je vais tout changer!!! ta gueule!!!
ca fait 2 jours que je suis la, et je vais tout changer!! chuuuuuuut!!!
you stay here while i go get really high,mkay?
we're whitey and we apologize accept our apology or you'le see how fast we get orginized
youre fat dont try and sugar coat it because youll eat that too
hand feeds you brownies while you browse reddit
hand feeds you brownies while you browse reddit
hey spongebob

what was that?? you was suppose to whope her ass!!
how i feel when i find money in my pants
fuck this and you.
would you look at that ? no one gives a shit.
i just want to let you know deep in my heart,i really don't give a shit
no fucking way i never would've noticed
Marvel is better... No,Dc is!
I Forsee... more memes in your future
i dont always cheat but when i do i go balls deep

so we finally got some nice weather it's too hot
so we finally got some nice weather it's too hot
not sure if this guy's a genius or a complete retard...
one does not simply give a fuck
OVERDRESSED??I DON'T GET IT! tHIS tIE mATCHES MY EYES PERFECTLY
wHAT DO YOU THINK? aM I OVERDRESSED? i BORRWED THE TIE FROM RICH PIZZANI!!
do i look like i give a shit ?
WHat flavor slushes do you have
Hold on a moment Ain't nobody have time for that
One mOment please Ain't nobody got tIme for that
Orders a large blast Ain't nobody got time for that
dude these eggs taste nothing like chicken
Say that facebook SUPPORTS LGBTQ community and every scumbag loses their mind
Say that facebook SUPPORTS LGBTQ community and every scumbag loses their mind
you my friend... are a retard.
can't say hello to assholes today? don't give the pricks the satisfaction!!!
daggeet al ragam ! w teeeeeeeet
aha golti lai ali elfaki beya3rif al chicks da kolo mn wain ?? beyamshi beyaddehom 9owar for free !!
aha golti lai ali elfaki beya3rif al chicks da kolo mn wain ?? beyamshi beyaddehom 9owar for free !!
aha golti lai ali elfaki beya3rif al chicks da kolo mn wain ?? beyamshi beyaddehom 9owar for free !!
niggas be like i swear i aient kill nobody!!!
BITCHES BE LIKE YOLO
NIGGAS BE LIKE I JUST GOT MY license MAN
my homie be like yolo
if you murder someones vagina i can help you get acquitted of all charges
i dont always have sex with whores but when i do, i make sure to knock em up

I'm like a Swiss aRmy knife With laser vision
The preacher in little mermaid has a boner
Everyone at the beAches or a BQ I'm at my crib like OH!,,,
Everyone at the beach Or a BQ I'm in my house like OHhhh!!
Everyone at the beach Or a BQ I'm in my house like OHhhh!!
BE SURE TO GET UR MURICA ON
Pirates Chaos pirates
SAMIR ...
samir u ag-u
monday he he he he
monday he he he he
monday he he he he
monday he he he he
If you don't take me to O'Meara You are this gay
garrett be quiet? impossibru!
Niggas be like What you eating
Rate over Boom! I love y'all ,do y'all. Love me
PrEgnant thIngs... Pregnant things EverYwhere
CELEBRANDO NAVIDAD EN LA PREHISTORIA ANTES DE QUE EL CRISTIANISMO FUERA INVENTADO
Djjd Wujjd
YOURE DONE WITH MEN HUH? YOU DONT SAY?
In guyana, One Does Not simply Give onesself a nickname
and then i told that bitcj ...i was 27!
and then i told that bitch ...i was 27!!!
Stu, I Got You some piss for his birthday Sorry - drank it all last night.
Stu, I got you some piss for your birthday sorry - I drank it all last night.
Not sure if this is considered a good use of time or fraud, waste, abuse.
they came near my perimeter once once
IT WAS MEEEEEEE HEHE
FINDS HIS SOULMATE BRYONY
GETS TAXI ON A WEDNESDAY SUPPLEMENTOS
GOES TO MERCADONA EL DIO CANARIO
GETS BASIC WAGE JOB EVOLUTION
PULLS A STRAIGHT 7 STAYS IN GOLF DEL SUR
FINDS APARTMENT WITH NO DEPOSIT BRAHIM'S HIS NEIGHBOUR
not all mushrooms are friendly,sokka
say what now?

~~DAMN~~

DAMMN dat casing
DAMMN dat casing
lA BASE VIRALE vps...
lA base virale vps... ta gUEULE ! ! !
DIDDLY
MAKES FIRST CHING UNDERCOVERS
ask him where to park because all the lots are full tells you to "tear down that caution tape shit" and park in the field for free
if you major in computer science because you want to make games you're gomna have a bad time
if you're in computer science to make games you're gonna have a bad time
IMPOSIBRU!
is it time for breakfast club yet?
Chodz na piwo maleńka
Chodz na piwo maleńka
Oh Come on... I thought you said you swallowed
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS "REBUILDABLE"
Take a seat let me tell you a story once upon a time, you don't own your house anymore
AI ĐI BƠI M KHNG ĐI.!
Yeah I you could just grab my stuff That'D be great
What di fock da mun base gassa bursin my chain in your modacont
so i hear you write a letter about me on lett lahh girl i go fok u up u know
its rtv... heat gun???
go ahead, airframes. yeah, i'll jcn that right away.
we're sorry you weren't invited to lunch
have you had enough time.. ..so you love us again?...
if you really loved us you'd let us go...
is you really loved us... you'd let us go..
why the fuck do you care about spelling when our relationship is falling apart?
dis me again cracker.. and you die...
you're dead to me
DQL your transformers on fire? Your ass is about to be if you don't get there!
DQL your transformers on fire? your ass is about to be burning if you don't get there soon
Shut Up!
Shut Up!
Give me back my bottle Now!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bring me to my crib now!
Vote now!
die voldemort Now!
Yes larry, i do work tomorrow well isn't that special
yes larry i do work tomorrow well isn't that special
y u so slow new insights
They milked me Once I burned the mother-EI-EI-O away
Thousands of people die of cancer and nobody cares One COVER GIRL dies of cancer and everybody loses their minds
נו, מה הבעיה? תגישו תלונה נגד רכזת הקורס דרך א אני לומדת במסלול B.S.N. בסיעוד בעין כרם
So you're telling me you don't think I'm sexy?
so you're telling me I'm not sexy?
присаживайся. как бы тут сказать.. я прослушал Ленинград
here you go bro
post a status on facebook
post a status on facebook and everyone loses their mind
Not sure if angry or confused
Are you telling me that MEG BENFEITO COMPITES TODAY? pLEASE CANCELL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. iTS TIME TO SEE SOME HIGH QUALITY DIVING!!!
Oh yesss She did
STAY AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE OFFICE AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE ARRIVE 1 MINUTE TOO LATE AND EVERYBODY LOSES THERE MINDS
STAY IN THE OFFICE FOR AN EXTRA HOUR AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE ARRIVE 1 MINUTE TOO LATE AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS
best news ever
loser
wanna go fuck with wu-tang? No!!!!
wanna go fuck with wu-tang? no!!!!!
wanna go fuck with wu-tang? no!!!!!!!
Lllll Llo
ice yan tol!
The price of carbon is Too Damn High!
Go To popeyes Harry connick jr. is playing
This is syria & Faslemads house wooowww its really niice
a
SHUT UP

What's your favorite show? Tia and timara
PNOY just released his 4th sona and everyone loses their minds
"My weak spot isn't huge and flashing" ...said no boss ever
sit down let me tell you a story Once Upon a time, I took a shit on the carpet tHis morning
sit down, let me tell you a story once upon a time, fuck you the end
THAT LOOK YOU GIVE WHEN sOMEONE TEXT YOU, YOU CALL AND THEY DON'T ANSWER
hey richmond we'll finish 9th and still play finals
Hey richmond we can finish 9th and still play finals!
hey richmond.... we can finish 9th and still play finals!
buy one get on free offer in subway and everybody looses their minds.
going to subway ? Nobody cares Buy one get one free offer, and everybody looses their minds
Where is perforce
Another ILSP Complete SUCCESS!!!
Kumusta Na KAYA SI CRUCH HMMMMMMM...
Kumusta Na KAYA SI CRUsH HMMMMMM........
beerfest is for losers
Rebound?? Hell mutha fucks yeaa!
Rebound? w/ Renee??
Rebound?? w/ Renee? Hell Mutha Fucks Yeaa!
you mean, Brooke is... legal??
ONE LITTLE POST ON FACEBOOK AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS
bird, it's the fucking word

I DONT USUALLY HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO...ITS WITH YOUR BITCH
Aw <3
Soal matematika berubah jadi soal fisika then everyone loses their minds
You mad Bro
Tell someone cigarettes are unhealthy and nobody bats an eye tell someone hookah is unhealthy and everyone loses their mind
tell someone cigarettes are unhealthy and nobody bats an eye tell someone hookah is unhealthy and everybody loses their mind
l i
YOU UNDERESTIMATE yOUR POWER
batman beat superman in the dark knight returns but not in the new 52
Fails in life STill good at composing
COmposers composers everywhere
if you're good at composing then compose for other people's films. you can get experience and your popularity amongst students increases.
Oh you know the metric system and aren't a cop? How long have you been dealing?!
That look you give when somebody owes you money and they out shopping
REAL HACKERS ON COD ON X-MAS!
I WILL FIND YOU, AND EAT YOUR COOKIES!
GOT OWNED BY HACKER THrows controller to wall
GOT OWNED BY HACKER! THROWS LAPTOP TO FLOOR!
COOL STORY BRO!! NEEDS MORE DRAGONS!!
U GOTTA BE KIDDING ME? THATS NOT COOL STORY SON!! NEEDS MORE BEER!!
THAT was not cool story bro.... NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT.... TELL IT AGain...
haters gona hate.... But u suck....
So you tell me that i can have cookie if i... Get the most famous meme person on wordl?
WHIT OUT WEED LIFE WOULD BE::: IMPOSSIBRUU!!!
whit out weed life woild be... impossibruuu!!...
U RE' SAYING THAT IM NOT MODDER?? U JUST RUINED MY DAY... :(
U RE' SAYING THAT IM NOT MODDER?? U JUST RUINED MY DAY... :(
U RE' SAYING THAT IM NOT MODDER?? U JUST RUINED MY DAY... :(
U RE' SAYING THAT IM NOT MODDER?? U JUST RUINED MY DAY... :(
YOU TOLD ME THAT IM NOT MODDER... WELL I OWNED YOU IN GAME..and you sayd im hackking ..
NEAL GIVE ME BACK MY QUARTER OR BACK TO THE ORANGE JUMP SUIT YOU GO
we have a 93% arrest record mess up on this one neal.. back to jail
se hace un tortuga full cash le pone dre4dl0ck
Move from mass to Greenville and nobody "bats" an eye own a firearme collection and everyone looses their minds!
Move from mass to greenville and nobody “bats” an eye Have an FFL and firearm collection and everyone looses their minds!
Turn around one more time trainee i double dare you
you think you want to a-799 hit sumbit..i double dare you
you mean to tell me your f5 button is broke?
Going to canteen while teacher is not there when teacher is coming...
The amount of meetings is too damn high
Wag ka maniwala sa kanya! mag kasing pogi lang tayu
pre wag ka mag alala mag kasing pogi lang tayu
chill bro!!! yu no me!! just joking right??
DEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMnnnn impossibruu!!!
JOSH!i one more time! or i kill you!
Josh! one more time! or i kill you
ikaqw na nga tinutulungan
ikaw na nga tinutulungan di ka pa maniwala
isa pa!!! puputok kuto!!!
isa pa puputok kuto!
Candy crU..... Enough!!!
Candy crU.....ENOUGH!!!
Candy crU... ENOUGH!!!
Get piss drunk and nobody bats an eye Get a little high and everybody loses their minds
sakitnya dada dengan "cikgu hamidah
BITCHES BE LIKE I SHOULDNT HAVE SWALLOWED LAST NITE XTRA 15 CALORIES
okay, don't forget again! forgot
wHO WANTS TO RULE FOR 7 TERMS AS PRESIDENT? oNLY rOBERT mUGABE
wHO WANTS TO RULE FOR 7 TERMS AS PRESIDENT? oNLY rOBERT mUGABE
It's GUL BANO
Alright! So you Have a different opinion, hooray for you! Now shut up and leave us The fuck alone!
This mspaint posts complaining-ception ends here
BANG BANG O BLAH
the e.i.c. comes late and nobody bats an eye I
the e.i.c. comes late and nobody bats an eye c.d. COMES late and everybody loses their mind
the e.i.c. comes late and nobody bats an eye but when c.d. COMES late and everybody loses their mind
"DEMOCRACY"
You suck Thank you
You suck Thank you
gUys that think they're gods gift to humanity stfu
gUys that think they're gods gift to humanity stfu
guys that think they're gods gift to humanity stFu
Oh so you think you can drink hey? why don't you pull in at the bottom cp and we'll show you how its done
yung moment na nag tatanong ka ng assignment ni li-like lang nila...
yung moment na nag tanong ka ng assignment ni li-like lang nila
Evidence?
karsdawbufrag? anu daw?
Anu daw?
Bitch, Please...
I NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T TIED YOUR SHOELACES I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
I NOTICED YOU DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
WATCHU DOING STEPDAD NEED A HAND?
tonight We are so gonna rape you
no game no gain
28 years with my wife still love her more each day
the luc that you have in boster packs is to damn hight
the luck that you have in booster packs is to damn hight
MDR JAYRIGOLE
ghetto girls be like why you touch my hair?? like bitch do you even have some hair.
oh im sorry was you talking to me ? cause i really dont give a fuck !!
Have a sit Once upon a time, vincent try to stretch his body and he became like this..

callaaa huevon@
calla huevon@
I'll have you know after i got my wistom tooth removed i only bled for 24 hours and felt no pain.
Ain't Nobody like
Aint nobody got Swag like me
Call ME Mr. Scroochhhh
SALUT L'anonyme BIENVENUE SUR MON ASK, SOuhaite tu te faire botter le cul ?
SALUT Le con anonyme Bienvenue sur mon ask, prepare toi a te faire bouffer le fion
SALUT L'anonyme Bienvenue sur mon ask, prepare toi a te faire bouffer le fion
MAKATANG LIBAG SINO BA KASI YAN ?
a nutritionnist told me that gluten intolerance was bull enough robin!!!
a nutritionist told me that gluten intolerance was all bull... enough robin!!!
bane gave me this bottle and said it would make me muscular like you... drop that you fool!!!
you are missing the images where it says fapoo F.P.O Means for placement only
the f.p.o on all the art work.... really means for placement only
yah.... srsly
And this is..... what is really going on in a woman's mind..
no
.
sesame street was brought to you today by the phrase "you're overthinking this"
j
yabang mo wala ka namang pera
yabang mo wala ka namang pera edi wala din!
i meant carne asada
zombie survival? challenge accepted
left cac card in cpu nobody steals it
fuck with me you must not
i wanna really get to know... dat ass
NIGGAA PLEASE
I MET THE PERFECT GUY I TOLD HIM HE SHOULDNT BE WITH A GIRL LIKE ME
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?
YOU PISSED OFF? WHERE DID IT GO?
LOOK AT ME SEE THIS PISS MUSTACHE
NO NEW KIDS NO NEW KIDS NO NO NEW
all you gotta do is close your eyes and pretend its not happenin
billy? can you tell miley cyrus to stop twerking
you can do anything but not everything
one does not simply have sex until marriage
Life sucks
Come in to work early, and no one bats an eye leave work at 4:59 and everyone loses their minds!
Sing Friday, Friday one more time! I dare you!
I'm your Huckleberry And that's just my game...
Hey Nosko! I'm your Huckleberry...
humans have no humanity at all! that's why aliens won't talk to us!
think about it...now humans have no humanity at all! that's why aliens won't talk to us!
eto ang malupet! nag tatanong ni li-like!
AW, you're so butthurt.... It must look like i care....
it must look like i care.
Awwww, you're butthurt.... sorry my facial expression led you to believe i cared.
uauuuuuuu esse mambo esta em dia
estou a gostar do que estou a ver
dafuq is this shit
mae falaste o que?
pai falaste o que?
asking yourself after watching sad video... why did i watch that thing T_T
students be like... pls who's youre crush?
students be like... pls who's your crush?
sabi ng nanay ko gwapo daw ako! sabi ng iba pangit daw ako...
yung moment na nagdabog ako tatay mo
mean while if you broke something.. i got this!
LOOK IM GOIN THROUGH A FAT PHASE JUST GIVE ME MY ONION RINGS
yeah your right! imperfect smiles everywhere
wala ganyan kana!
yung moment na nag dabog ang tatay mo
when the moment that your dowload was a success ending
Who doesn't have a baby
Am i tHe only one here Who doesn't have a baby
Pre masakit
Palaq qa?
PALAG KA?
weeee?
WE???? Utut mu.
the look on Mrs. Franklin's face when you come to her class unprepared
tell me one more time why you didn't come to class prepared?
JUST WANT HUGZ PLZ
talking while someone else is talking? ain't nobody got time for that!
JUST WANT HUGS PLZ I'LL EVEN TURN YOU INTO A GAPING HOLE
talking while someone already has the floor? ain't nobody got time for that!
HI WELCOOME TO BOOMZ R US
JUST HUG ME PLZ YOU COULD ALSO USE A HOLE IN YOUR YARD
What do you mean you don't want to participate?
GO AWAY, OBSIDIAN! YOU RUIN MY JOB
HUG ME! THAT"S A NICE HOUSE, BY THE WAY.
HUG ME! THAT"S A NICE HOUSE, BY THE WAY.
HUG ME! THAT'S A NICE HOUSE, BY THE WAY. BUT IT"S MISSING A HOLE.
IM JUST A NOOB SO, GOT ANY COAL ARMOR?
did you just... walk into my classroom late???
you men to tell me that you thought put downs were acceptable in this class???
no. YES!!!
HUG ME! THAT"S A NICE HOUSE, BY THE WAY.
BUT IT needs A HOLE.
HUG ME! THAT'S A NICE HOUSE, BY THE WAY. BUT IT needs A HOLE.
i own the best detonation service on the planet! we're so good, we do it without you asking!
CREEPER DETONATION CO. WE WELCOME YOU TO BOOMZVILLE!
i noticed you looking for love in the strip club i too like to live dangerously
please go ahead and explain this "twerk" fad
you fell in love with a ho? you dont say?
taas ng expectation namin sa (gm niyo) tapos talo kau ouch!!!!!!!!
tapos natalo kayo ouch!!!!!!!!!
taas ng expectation namin sa (gm niyo) tapos tinalo kayo ouch!!!!!!!!
Perth
Sees kid with lemonade stand buys a drink for him and his partner and tips 4 dollars
LOOK OUT WE GOT A GUILT TRIP OVER HERE
ARGUING WITH THE GIRLFRIEND AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
oH YES i DID

I FORCE MY WIFE TO HAVE SEX TALKS WITH OUR CHILDREN


DAT ASS
SEX TILL MARRIAGE AIENT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

TIGER WOODS IS HERE FUCK THIS IM OUTTA HERE
I never "smoooked" cannabis I simply cooked it into a brownie and ate twelve of them

well you see... school was harder in 1912. cause people were smarter in 1912
well you see Becky... she just had a bigger ass
well you see Becky... she just had a bigger ass
you doesn't have this! ta-da!
i wish you can!
A guy joins the VBA NOBODY BATS AN EYE A GIRL JOINS THE VBA AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINS
A guy joins the VBA NOBODY BATS AN EYE A GIRL JOINS THE VBA AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS
DAT PANDA
i think women are here for only one reason you know what i mean
i told my friend ill bail him out hes still in jail
in the beginning god created the earth- and aliens
i want it since i dont have it... now i have it i dont want it anymore!
niggas be like im bad ass
poo poo plater? ok its comin right up?
poo poo plater? ok its comin right up!
got alot of money? brace yourselves cuz hoes is coming
that ass is perfect- aliens
FINDS OUT YOURE A SERIAL KILLER STICKS WITH YOU TILL THE END
BILL GATES IS SO RICH- ALIENS
OH SHIT YOU SAID YOURE NOT A VIRGIN??!!
THIS IS ... UN1T
AL, FURACO 2000? QUERO PEDIR A MSICA S PRA ME EXCITAR DO UN1T
the cowboy
the cowboy
did you say the cowboys are still americas team bitch the cowboys suck!
what did you expect? a man gotta eat dog
this roll is so bad nicholas cage dont want it
this food is so runny i saw it on americas most wanted
this plate is so disgusting it needs quarantined
i was there for the byy memes flame war of august 16, 2013
if someone is spoiling your movie can you pleas stfu and just watch the movie
Because I wouldn't fill out my timesheet
I'm extinct BECAUSE i WOULDN'T fill out my timesheet


if you cant even afford a cigarello to smoke a blunt you should jus kill yourself
im extinct how the fuck am i even talking?
has to ask a homeless man holding a sign to leave private property suggests an even better location and gives the guy $20
aunque pienses que no se puede dios tiene la ultima palabra
Bruh You need to chill TF out
Typos Typos everywhere
Hoes HOES LIKE SAM EVERYWHERE
THEY SAID IM
THEY SAID IM
They said I'm innocent They said
Chill
Chill
yo dog that girl you just kissed just sucked mydick
niggas be like he didnt lay a finger on me bruh
WTF IS WRONG WITH ALPHA !!
kont ! u the best .. !
that face when you see a cop pull someone over
mitt..when ya get my age you start pissin dust
not sure if shes a quiet one.. or a screamer..
Take a bReak and everybody loses their mind
Come into work early and nobOdy bats an eye Take a bReak and everyone loses their mind
Refuses asprin for headache, "All Natural" Dyes hair new color each week
rock rock en espanol
you know we dont love dem hoes right?
you got no game
an i pay for dat pussy i go shoppin for hoes
Happy BIRTHDAY? MAKE IT SO!
one does not simply drink a beverage and not say "ahhhh"
so you turn up eh? im turning you back down
niggas be like wat you doin
you have everything you need here thats the land of rape son
niggas be like open the door bruh
when i was in a foster home i killed somebody you snitch ill kill your ass too
after i complete 30 offers charging my credit card ill get a free xbox yes!!!
you underestimate my ability to make you read this meme

TALK ABOUT SUGAR DADDY AND ALL CHICKS LOSE THEIR MINDS
FROM WEEZY TO WEENY HAPPY B.DAY BRO XD !!
weezy 2 weeny happy b.day
i want
i want YU to have a happy birthday
soy ree hipster
Frken, Var r filservern? Det finns ingen filserver!
Back in my day Ifunny was actually good
gina Carano boyfriend be like thank you lord
hahaha go sit your ass down eric
Buhos Na Ulan Aking Mundo'y Lunuring Tuluy... Lunod na lunod na kami!!!
yung moment na sabi ng parents mo hindi de-delete yung games mo pag walang bagsak... tapos nung nakita yung score ubos na yung games mo
yung moment na sabi ok lang pag may bagsak 1st quarter palang naman daw tapos... nung nakita yung score nag dabog
YUNG MOMENT NA SABI NG PARENTS MO ''OK LANG PAG MAY BAGSAK 1ST QUARTER PALANG NAMAN EH'' pero na grounded ka parin...
how could i say this to my mom but this is just a diagnostic test
i wish my parents will forgive me about this...
How many Times Do I have to Tell you Shields on the RIGHT, DeATH RAY ON THE LEFT!
BEFORE EVOLUTION AV AFTER EVOLUTION AV
,
so youre telling me rich white people want to adopt me
how dumb are you? i mean,really?
This is Stupiiiiiiiiid
This is Geicoooooooo!!!
This is Geicoooooooo!!
This is Neltooooooo!!
This is Jerryyyyyyyyyy!
This is Jerraaaaaaaaay !!
This is Jerraaaaaaay !!
This is Jerraaaaaaay !
This... Is... Jerraaaaaaaay !
This, is... Jerraaaaaaay !
SIKAM! GDZIE NA DYWAN KURWA!
This... Is... Jerraaaaaaay !
Asi que eRes Norteo Toma
Asi que Eres noRteo Toma
Yeah, if you could go ahead and turn off all electronic devices that'd be great
CAN't run report Better call it
小JJ
小JJ
JJ minimum
小JJ
do me a favour kill yourself
JJ minimum
Lusho gan mi lista!
Lusho gano mi lista!
lusho gano mi lista!
lusho ya soy presidente!
I know nothing about pokemon, never watched dr.who and don't read comics. there, i said it.
yeah, if kids would stop using the skatepark as a playground that would be great
Texting lies.... Ain't nobody got time for that
Texting lies.... Ain't nobody got time for that
Aliens
Aliens
hitler
EEUU
more pain
German nazi grammar nazi
aliens nazis
aliens nazis
This is why aliens won't talk to us!
a nadie le importa
a nadie le importa
Your bLood tesT came back. You have herpes What has Jeff done?!
Il y a un bon film la tlvi... Non !! On va voir l'expo koffie !!
ce soir sur tf1 ... Ca va pas non ... on va koffie !!!
ce soir sur tf1 ... ca va pas la tete ?? On va voir l'expo a koffie
this floor is not straight .... it's lacasafloors
i thought niggaz WANTED TO HEAR BARZ!
my mama :p
my mama
I feel like i'm forgetting something...
That souffl has sunk so badly... ...James Cameron wants to make a film about it.
That SOUFFL sunk so badly... ...James Cameron wants to make a film about it.
You after opening a pack of gum in glass
IF YOU WOULD NOT BE ON YOUR PERIOD EVERY TIME I TRY TO FINGER YOU that'D BE GREAT
Pon a un simple ben affleck haciendo de batman ...Y la gente se vuelve loca!!
cuando digo que ben affleck va a hacer de batman... ...entonces la gente se vuelve loca!!
Pero si digo que ben affleck har de batman... ...entonces la gente se vuelve loca!!
pero si digo que ben affleck hara de batman... ...entonces la gente se vuelve loca!!
si j'avale ? comment veux tu que je mange autrement
C'est tout ? t'as pas une histoire drole ?
encore une connerie ... et j'explose ta tete de gland avec des glands !
en live samedi au lembarzique
en live samedi 24 aout au lemberzique
en live samedi 24 aout 21h00 au lembarzique
Holly Christ ! You're Ben AF... Shut up !
Holly christ batman! You're Ben af .. no!
holly shit batman! you're ben af... no i'm not!
tiens c'est cathy ma soeur jumelle :p
le meme pour homme en 4xl ... t'as aussi ?
bon ... justine ... si tu veux pas de problemes avec nous va falloir visiter ta cousine et ton cousin en dordogne un jour !
nobody panics about Snyder & Goyer writing the next man of steel but Ben Affleck is the new batman & everyone loses their minds!
NOBODY PANICS ABOUT SNYDER & GOYER WRITING THE NEXT MAN OF STEEL BEN AFFLECK IS announced THE NEW BATMAN & EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!
Ben affleck??? I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of you!!!
Ben affleck cast asBatman
Ben affleck is cast as Batman And everyone loses their minds!
Cast Ben Affleck as a Boston Bank robber and nobody panics, cause it's all "part of the plan" But Cast Ben Affleck as Batman, well then everyone loses their minds!
Cast Ben Affleck as a Boston Bank robber and nobody panics, cause it's all "part of the plan" But cast Ben Affleck as Batman and everyone loses their minds
Ben Affleck is announced the new batman & Everyone loses their minds!
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what the hell are you Doing over there
dominos isnt usually late but when they are they take a long fucking time
Chemical attacks kill a hundred people and Syria and nobody panics Ben Affleck becomes Batman and everyone just loses their minds!
Chemical attacks kill a hundred people in Syria and nobody panics Ben Affleck becomes Batman and everyone just loses their minds!
Chemical attacks kill hundreds of people in syria and no body panics ben affleck becomes batman and everyone loses their minds
I'm not always a rat
Michael Keaton plays batman, nobody bats an eye Ben affleck is cast as batman and everybody loses their minds
تلااتة
hej du sl mig
Tries to report a burglary Calls the dentist's office
Calls bad luck briaN He's charged the long Distance
Jurassic park 3d Y no me invitaste !!!
get your ass on the bike you pussy bitch
g h
Hur gr d... FlabbEn

καλο χειμ..... αυγουστοσ ειναι ακομα!!!
καλο χειμ... αυγουστοσ ειναι ακομα
αυγουστοσ ειναι ακομα
αυγουστοσ ειναι ακομα
αυγουστοσ ειναι ακομα

Айде нема нужда!
say cane one more time i dare you, i double dare, motherfucker!
say cane one more time! i dare you, i double dare you, motherfucker!
say cane a
say cane one more time! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker!
You meAn to tell me Your acTually in a relationship
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.
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Bom dia VOu esperar que o dia passe tranquilamente
dont wake up if ya know what i mean
МОСКВИЧИ! НАМ ЭТО НАДО?!
You mean to tell me It's only Wednesday
go to segafredo tonight... I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker
Women's attraction to you Is Too damn high
keep trolling and calling me a liar I dare you, I double dare, motherfucker
billo, te queremos no sea asi
cris, I need to stop to pick up some clothes because I say so
Nah i aint fall bruh Tryna get this fish yo
Nah bruh Im good just Tryna get this fish
Nah im good bruh Lookin for mermaids
Nah im good bruh just Lookin for mermaids
chemical attacks kill hundreds of people in Syria nobody cares miley cyrus twerks ugly and everybody loses their minds
Y Adrian!!!
Y... Y... Y... Y... Age... Y...?!?
Greg'D IT!!!
gUTI ENTRENA A LOS ALEVINES DEL MADRID Y NO PASA NADA NOMBRAN A BEN AFLECK NUEVO BATMAN Y TODOS PIERDEN LA CABEZA
THicke "blurs Lines" with grandmothers and nobody panics Miley bends over and shakes it and everyone loses their minds
Say you don't care one more time I dare you! I double dare you!
So you say You don't have time to talk Paying attention to a busy down doesn't count!
So you say You don't have time to talk Paying attention to a BusT down doesn't count!
Oh your curiOus I'm sorry your confUsed
my brother saw our mom naked and he liked it
The test wasn't so hard, was it?
my name is jayjay pani
EeeeWwww I wouldn't touch that bro
YOu Think I care She can have my leftovers
TAE KA
haven't you heard of unicorn world
haven't you heard of google
tu rahn de
kia scene ha boss
oeee drame bazz
oeeeee
ooo kia hova
Another One Bites The Dust


when i slow down to let someone cross the stree, I wanna see some hussle knees to elbows knees to elbows
when i slow down to let someone cross the street, i wanna see some hussle come on! knees to elbows
wah kia bt kr di q mobile apka hova
The look I give you When I just don't care
I noticed you left your CAC unattended I too like to live dangerously
CHERYL ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST TOO!
You told me to sex with your ex- boyfriend Fuck you, you dog
You made me Eat my crap off the ground Fuck you, you dog
You had sex with my beSt frieNd? Fuck you, you dog
You Got 99% In maths FUck you, you dog
Ratchet passes by... "Whoootiewhoo"
thats what you call everythssing!!!!
Gio palit ka nlng sakin doon og sa stage sabihin mo doon its evrything...
gio palit ka nalang sakin doon ka sa stage sabihin mo nalang ''its everything''
gio palit ka nalang sakin doon ka sa stage sabihin mo ''its everything''
My calculator told me i have.. 1 2 3 4... 4 bitches.
I don't usually play this character. but when i do i get drunk.
is this lord of the ring? ...oh shit.
Like, fred! You hit that mexican!
where do they host the gay pride parade nowadays? ...bangkok.
room 208. you better be there, fucker.
You try living life... like a squash head...
The fuck is a meme...?
i have an imaginary friend too!
mmmmm can i watch you fap tonight?
hey babe? is it oaky if i poke randoms tuff up your butt while you sleep?
lets be honest i dont think that your girlfrend will see you anyway
#HASHTAG STFU
JOHNEY DEPP AFTER PLAYING THE LONE RANGER
I THINK THEY WANT HIS JAR OF DIRT
MIKE MUNRO WHY YOU SO ANNOYING?
EVERYONE AT WORK HAS BEEN LET OFF APART FROM ME
I LIKE TWILIGHT
PARKER
PARKER DONT YOU LOVE UNCLE BENS

you whenever you get alot of money
House left & right Are opposite from stage left & right.
I WANNA BUY SAMSUNG GAL... YOU'LL BUY SONY XPERIA z1
. .
karl stollery he's a mess
Sit down, let me tell you a story Once upon a time, we need to go to seven eleven
aMIGOS cON dere. . . no!!
everything JEAn-michel like is either illegal, expensive or impossible
everything jean-michel like is either illegal, expensive or impossible
the look you give the xray tech when they took forever to come to do an xray
Transportation Scoring ain't nobody got time for that
I Didn't Go To MIALISIA's LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE That's Why I Am SO Grumpy
come to d'jais I wanna mump you
This is why aliens wont talk to us
ghghg jhjhjh
come to 'jais you'll get the d later
im working on bitch its friday
that look the material tester gives when the contractor decides to place a 3 foot lift
that look you give when your coworker starts quoting the 408 specs to penndot
that look you give when your coworker quotes the 408 to penndot
if someone could translate that that'd be great
Transportation Scoring this is why aliens won't talk to us
Transportation Scoring this is why aliens won't talk to us
TOMEN GRING... SIA NECIO!!!
Not sure if david luiz or coloccini
Alair Ain't nobody got time for that
Got money retarded
Thanks for calling amedisys
whats your asset tag? yes the white sticker
Everybody staff in bill borne is coming ain't nobody got time for that
I dare you to call me loser one more time I dare you, I double dare, motherfucker
Damn
dallas cowboys yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes!
SAY DOLL HAIRS AGAIN I DARE YOU I double dare you muthafucka!
O HIỂU :))
:)) to cung vay
foogi ya ! mushtag le 7ananak zato
Back in my day Kids knew what real video games were
يعمل دستور للكبار فقط
2 years later I finally deleted ex's number
2 years later I finally deleted my ex's number
aee to chal re phut
aee chal phut
a ja ja ina tu machuu
chalta ha kia 9 se 12
a g sunte ho
aa tahkur... aj tjhe kon bachae ga
takreebn fite moun
best of luck 4 next time
Trying to help syria Aint nobody got time for that
AIG WORK SETS YOU FREE
this thread has become more gay than this unicorn
this weeks gaming session has become this gay i blame paul for this
this weeks gaming session has become this gay
WĄSATY HUSARZ JEST TOBĄ ZAWIEDZIONY
WĄSATY HUSARZ JEST ZAWIEDZIONY TWOJĄ POSTAWĄ
aha valdes malo ? lol ! masoooora !
don't fuck with me, mate.
don't fuck me me, mate
come at me, bro
Bitch please tell me about real Goals!
So, you say I am cute? Just die!
Stay an extra half hour in the office and noone bats an eye
Arrive at 0803 and everyone loses their minds!
stay an extra half hour in the office and noone bats an eye arrive at 0803 and everyone loses their minds!!
Crash 7 if you could use your fucking boom That'd be great
Yeah if you would just knock first that'd be great
you say you love me but do i care doe
it smelt like someone was barbequen I sed oh lord jesus its seaside
i Just wanted a cooKie but they fOrgot iT. now look what happened...
need to Go To the bathroom and the lights are off? your mine now...
yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes!
gAME ON CXCKSUCKERS!!!
CHANGE Who's the dummy now
just found out what that slit betwen the legs was for
just found out what the slit between the legs is for
has legs, but something still smells fishy down there
Leo comes to tammisaari Leo comes to tammisaari
This stupid text always keeps on getting on brian's eyes oh, not again!
Cowboys in the playoffs? Bet you believe in zebras too
Bet you believe in deerbras too
Cowboys in the playoffs? BET YOU BELIEVE IN DEERBRAS TOO
I don't always tell people they suck But when I do it's Rick
OOOMMMMGGGGG!!

j'ai lik la page en soutien au bijoutier de nice assez
j'Ai lik la page en soutien au bijoutier de nice assez
je soutien le bijoutier de nice tu l'as vu celle la!
je soutiens le bijoutier de nice tu l'as vue celle la
enta ya nour fahamak shno betashbahni kda !
You said you were a real friend The lie Detector Proves that was a lie
you are free until the cops arrive
that cant be legal
I thought the standard price was $20
its going to fall off if you keep touching it
not since 2007
wtf? not since 2007
let me check...
Standard rate $20
i might have had... something to do with that
I hob gsogt ihr soits ruhig sein
tunay na lakas di umaatras
ואז המפקד אמר שאני משתחרר היום לפני 5 לא יודעת על מה אתה מדבר אני עושה חמשושים וזה
relaxing cup of caf con leche!? DAFUQ U TALKIN ABOUT?!?
relaxing cup of cafE con leche DAFUQ U TALKIN ABOUT!?!
relaxing cup of cafE con leche?! DAFUQ U MEAN?!?
One does not simply
I don't like your face
oh so YOU NOt gon put the SEAt down
mae metase esas tumbas dentrodel culooo
GOOD MORNING IT'S A GOOD MORNING CUS JESUS WOKE US UP. BOOM! Hello! I love him. Do
GOOD MORNING IT'S A GOOD MORNING CUS JESUS WOKE US UP. BOOM! Hello! I love him. Do
GOOD MORNING its a good morning cus jesus woke us up boom! I LOVE HIM. DO U
what happens when you BREAK MY BALLS
Just... Just don't
asks for your BBQ TAKE THE TABLE AND 6 CHAIRS
ASK FOR YOUR BBQ TAKES THE TALE & 6 CHAIRS
ITS Friday! What do you mean "Do I have plans"?! yes i have plans mother f#@&$%! Two Words.. milk shots!
What you mean plans? its friday! two words....milk shots!
its friday what you think im doing tonight fool?! milk shots!!
Yeah, my parents leave around 6
i've got the milk shots, you bring the babes
yeah my nanny just fell asleep ive got the milk shots, you bring the babes
yeah, my nanny just fell asleep ive got the milk shots, you bring the babes
lets listen to hardwell music and eat pizza then cuddle
Mother's coming? Oh hell to the no!
HEY GET TO WORK BOTTOM TEXT
Hey Get To Work You SCUM Bags
GRAAAAAYYYY!
You're Death Hackers!
You're Dead HACKERS!
I'm not always posting on FB
just try to send me another candy crash request i double dare you motherfucker!
Really you lost to the Chief's
HELL NO I DONT want any cowboys players on my fantasy team
zefzef
This is why alien wont talk to us
this is why aliens wont talk to us
oh so this is the initiation I don't think I want to be on the money team
oh so this is the initiation I don't think I want to be on the money team
so you decided to date a gas Station attendant? what did you think would happen on your Birthday
so you just gonna call me fluffy in front of my big homie that's why you ain't got no ring now
so you just gonna call me fluffy in front of my big homie that's why you ain't got no ring now
So then I told her look grandma I run shit here you just live here
so since your friend can't get a man You wanna start sh#t with me 2nite
fuck you mean I didn't suck his d#ck tho like that makes a difference
fuck you mean I didn't suck his d#ck tho like that makes a difference
fuck you mean I didn't suck his d#ck tho like that makes a difference
so u ordered Lobster and you don't suck dick well u gonna suck mine in the car or you gonna pay this bill and walk hm
if you ain't from my hood You can get from round here
and I'm walking up squeezing That's on everything
say That we family bullsh!t 1ne more time I double Dare you
say that we breaking up bullsh!t one more time I double dare you
say something else about an engagement ring I double dare you
ooooooweeeee !!! triple cheese
ooooo weee !!!! It's all you can eat and I get a police discount
chill out bruh
chill out bruh That's good food you throwing away expiration dates mean nothing
I just ate Dinner and I'm already hungry again please don't close popeye's please I just want fries
I just ate dinner But I'm ready to eat again
rick Ross... He is the best cop on the force
rick Ross...... He was my first partner
Rick Ross....... gave all the inmates extra rec time
rick ross....??? You mean William... He's a rapper now?
Biooooootch !!! bring your ass here now !!!!!!
biooootch !!!! bring Your ass over here not now but right now !!
get over here grandma hurry up !!!!! chuck-e-cheese close in 1hr
so you mean to tell me They still take hoes on dates in Memphis
so you telling me men wearing leggings is cool because lil Wayne did it
so let me get this str8
so let me get this str8 lil wayne kisses another man he calls baby and they both over 30?
so you mean to tell me If I put on a dress I can be a star in America
so..... wearing a smedium v-neck and extra smedium jeans is swagg??
so you telling me even though it clearly says skin of bronze hair of wool ya'll still make him blonde haired blue eyed in church plays
so let me get this straight. .. EVEN THOUGH IT CLEARLY SAYS SKIN OF BRONZE HAIR OF WOOL YA'LL STILL MAKE HIM BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED on tbn
EVEN THOUGH IT CLEARLY SAYS SKIN OF BRONZE HAIR OF WOOL YA'LL STILL MAKE HIM BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED on all Christian television
oooooooooh so you think I'm bullsh!tting
so you don't think I'm strapped answer me muthaphuka !!!
what did u say I'm I gonna have 2 choke a b!tch
do you have any mountain dew? its really delicious
roblox is BEST no........fucka
did you say minecraft dude you are g@y
minecraft is for noobs if you play it noob
You suck
Woke up late for work It was my CWS!
DONT KNOW WHAT'S IN THE XBOX GTA V
llk
WHAT???
so let me get this str8 I paid money like every1 else & Bcause z-bo came in I gotta leave vip
so...... You just want me to take you to Krystal's
yoooooo !!!!! These new beats Is the sh!t
no !!!!!!!! I said 30 dollar for suckie 50 dollar for love you long time
no !!!!!!!! I said 30 dollar for suckie 50 dollar for love you long time
no !!!!!!!! I said 30 dollar for suckie 50 dollar for love you long time
easy easy You ain't got 2 throw my wings away I'm sorry
woooo !!! I got them lemon pepper please believe it
Rick Ross I mean William Roberts is an upstanding officer
what is the truth? really it's all about the man with the badge
I am not racist I shot everybody I only had rubber bullets left when I shot the white guy
What was I supposed to do He was black. You would've reloaded 5 times to if you were there
What you say about my momma You feel sorry for who
fuck you mean !! say that sh!t with a gun in ya mouth
wutup !!! we not on Facebook now
am I still fired now !!
I'm in charge now !!
7$ man where the f#ck is my money
uncle rico eat your heart out
It's not fair I should have been robocop
The look on your face after car. killed the Giants
Just a thought If I didn't sleep with your best friend someone else would've
I Love her !! mane I love her Don't save no ho
I'mma ask her to marry me You don't make a ho a housewife
I spent cheese and everythang mane I love her don't save her
you make me wanna kiss you like baby kiss wayne f#ck you mean !!!
sorry I was at k.o.d & I threw all the money f### you mean !!!
smack !!!!!!! Now say that sh## you said on Facebook to my face
no !!!!!! You only give me 5 dollar
say that sh## you said on Facebook now I dare you !! I double dare you !!
so...... You think I'm bulls###inh
so.... You think I'm bulls####ing
what !!!! You blew my money at a strip club
so... You've been taking this ho out to eat and you haven't f#cked her
so .... You left me at the club and took them hoes home
loren london was a front
The things I'm gonna do to baby... I'mma lick my daddy like a lollipop
weezy f. baby all night long
my booty belongs to baby
AMERICA GOD HELP US
THIS IS AMERICA... god help us
This is how I got on The money team
Tt
Wooooo Got them lemon pepper plz believe me
Got the
Lemon pepper plz believe me
Woooo
Woooo Lemon pepper plz believe me
wooo
woooh cool ka lang pre....
KATOLE
forget jail I tell
.. I snitched
snitch
snitch
from co to coppo
free mac
morning head yes !! yes !! yes !! yes !!
she swallowed it yes !! yes !! Yes !! yes !!
road head yes !! Yes !! yes !! yes !!
head from your sister YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
head from your mom YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
head in the theater YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
head on the toilet YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
head from 2 girls at once YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
head at class reunion YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
head while playing 2k14 YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
busted in her face YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
I'm not the father YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
I swear her a## was like ...
what ?? my traphouse !!!
really.... You think kobe Better than LeBron
YOURE TOO SLOW I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND BEFORE YOU CAME BACK FROM THE STORE
go girl ! it's ur b.day
Valdes Stay or i kill you
B'him myochrebsh w y7eb ybatel chrab
may9ouloush
Weldi hedhouma l 9arraya mattaba3homsh
Tunisian Girl wants Justin Bieber in her mariage
Tunsian Girls We Are here bitch
Tunsian Girls We Are here bitch
Tunsian Girls We Are here bicth
Tunsian Girls We Are here bitch
Tunsian Girls We Are here bitch
its not all about aliens but it is about aliens
b jeh rabi
if god made us in his image doesnt that make us gods in human form?
doesnew test study... guy in da front doe
yaaaa mala jaw ya jawher jaw
Oh yeaaah
BITCH PLEASE Can teLl you everyone's
Have a nice life AHH WHO AM I KIDDING I HOPE YOU GET HIST BY A MOVING TRUCK
Have a nice life AHH WHO AM I KIDDING I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A MOVING TRUCK
Sometimes I wonder if your ass is jealous.. . OF THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Just 35 shots a game
f#ck my teammates I'm shooting 45 shots a night this season
And what do we say to writing lesson plans? Not today
so you wanna show me your cock yes!!!
hey meredith you gatta see this
grumpy cat loves the cock
yes this is my job and i love it
yes, i love my job because i can dress like this
and then she said "dont hover"
and then she said, "don't hover"
when sensei says you can go to blackbelt class and youre not a blackbelt
dafuq you mean you aint goin
when meredith says im goin to blackbelt class
i dont always get invited to blackbelt class but when i do i dont go
#partiu disney
baby he taught me how to love
hello wingstop?
hello papa johns ?
I will find you and you will pay for that sh#t talking on Facebook
I love homeschooling
I love home school
so you're telling me right now my b#tch Is on Worldstar having sex
JAYSUS
and then......... kim made us do quarter mile of walking lunges
why have i never seen ja
why have i never seen joshua owen's tuesday trivia
You better watch your back..
I don't care what ben affleck thinks! He will suck as batman!
its weird when i go to the chinese daycare its like looking at mirrors
jusssst..... stop it !!
take everything out of the house and throw it in a dumpster
you make him miserable then you get mad cause he is miserable
when you look at thencw.com and they have 2 shows this weekend
dfhdg
gererg
so if I pass the ball we'll win the game? F__k that
so if I pass the ball we'll win
F__k Passing !! I'm kobe Bryant
I snitched
never play with my hunger
kobe Bryant is retiring yes !! yes !! yes !! yes !!
free t-Mak
team dynamite is better than team ncw go home baby you're drunk
team dynamite is better than team ncw go home baby you're drunk
Don't snitch like t.i.
noticed you went to a wacka flocka concert i too like to live dangerously
Don't snitch like t.i.
free t-Mak
young Brayden is the future
free big meech
free big meech
free t-mak
free t-mak
dre is the future
u a fairy
stay trill
mugshot murdered 1000 wings
hang the phone up !! I'm on a conference call
popped a molly I'm sweating
the face you make after a good nutt
d_ _n !!!! That was some good weed
d_ _ _ !!! That was some good head
Dafuq you mean Not on a Sunday?
hell yeah !! I deep throat ask the money team
Pittsburgh steelers yes !! yes !! yes !! yes !!
I did my time like a man
You paying for p#ssy This is Florida take that simp sh!t back to Memphis
what !!! take ya b_tcha__ back to the gaytl talking bout you want some d#ck
b#tch !!! I don't give a f#ck about you popped a Molly I don't play that gay sh#t go back to Atlanta
you can have an o'le lady but them hoes... They for everybody
WEH ~ DI NGA!!
0 and 3, ah, ah, ah
Walk in on her naked by Accident Kindly asks you to leave the room instead of screaming
Catches you staring at her Smiles at you and says hi
Sees you crying Hugs you and tries to make you feel better
Sees that you are lonely Walks over to you and tries to be friends with you
Sees that you are sick prepares a bed for you on a couch to sleep on until you are better
M#t%a$h@k# !!!! Nicki minaj is a ho !! all them celebrity bitches is ho's. & You v can't make no Ho no housewife
can't wait to see her face after she finds out the sextape is on the Internet
damn !!! I would've made bank pimping that ho
you and your brother? only at the same time because your family
I Want one of these
Sean say's..I want one of these
Sean Say's " I want one of these
Sean Say's " I Want one of these"..
AW DAW !
Get Ready for the shut down
Get ready for the shut down
Al Say's Get Ready for the Shut down
AL Say's Get Ready for the Shut down on Tuesday
Al Project's Get ready for the shut down
get ready for the shut down
POČULA SOM SLOVO NUTELLA ?
MM RAD ORL
we work in the warehouse why the fuck does our coffee pot have to be on the third floor in the next building
AL Say's Get Ready for the Shut Down
if you could put your coffee pot on the third floor that'd be great
what do you mean its not on the third floor
and then we told them they cant have a coffee pot
i dont always take break but when i do i go to the third floor
i just went into the wearhouse they still had a coffee pot
and if they aren't happy on the third floor they can go over there
and then i said its on the 3rd floor
i'll have you know in portsmouth we drink coffee on the third floor
if they work in the wearhouse why make them go across the street and up to the third floor for coffee
they have a break room, but you make use the one on the third floor? tell me more about your great ideas
and you, get cho ass to the third floor
one does not simply take break in his own work area
one does not simply sit at a desk and watch others work
coffee?? yes, if you go aross the strert, take the elevator to the 3rd floor
coffee?? yes, if you go aross the strert, take the elevator to the 3rd floor
sitting at my desk watching everyone else work aint nobody got no time for that
Hey Girl, I think it's sexy when you respect quiet hours
its my money and i want it now
i have the envilope right here this is not the break room
do you like pudding how about pudding this coffee pot on the third floor
I liked the movie about JFK my favorite character was the bullet
Access 213 in PLanet
I'll have you know I used self check out at WalMart and I only threatened to destroy the machine 30 times
pack up all yo shit and bring it the the 3rd floor
hey you i'm here !!!
cant wait to see her face when i tell her i play kickball for a living
Say you can shotgun I DARE YOU
sO YOUR OWNER MADE YOU FETCH THE BALL? MY OWNER MADE ME SHOTGUN 10 BEERS IN 30 MIN
I LIKE TO BEAT WOMEN AT SHOTGUNNING
i'll show you what i think of grumpy cat
room !!! chrono sphere
when i get a text from my boo
i'll hang up then call her back to say i love you
when the "i love you more" game is over and he goes back to work
They tell me i look like mummy I tell Them its the beer
Steph Got me drunk Nikki got me doing the bus driver
I'm the worlds devil's advocate which is weird advocating for myself.
...poop...
Your Head game
The head you just gave me
Your p#ssy
Your P#ssy.. str8 trash
lil wayne's album
kevin durant
leave Miami Come back 2 Cleveland
kevin durant dissing DWADE
wear trukfit
nicki minaj
young Money
studio gangstaz
william roberts ..? Rick Ross
you call another man baby Ya'll kiss on the lips
subliminal text messages won't say it to dre face
talking about my mom Then give me a we family speech
You think that's cool You think I'm not gone be on ya a## now
so now that I got money we family now
now you want to give me The "we family speech"
Let's get it on then shall we
leaves husband at home brings mommy's friend
Now you biblical
You started it Now you wanna talk it out
They're waving the white flag yes !! yes !! yes !! yes !!
I'm winning YES !! YES !! YES !! YES !!
You're losing yes !! yes !! yes !! yes !!
talking in private ...... I think not
You gone learn 2 day
I will tell you this This was just round 1 of 15
I'm about to cumm uuuuuh
the face you make when you nutt
erica good night dream of me
she swallowed it yes !! Yes !! Yes !! yes !!
lil Wayne kissing a man at 30 makes him your boyfriend
gandang babae..... anyare.....
boot camp can we hug ourselves now??
what, are you doin?? your only cheating yourself
Fox News Y U no have news about foxes
HOld up Nigga Got som loud???
Why can't taco nite last 4eva
Latoya ain't got no man She never learned to cook tacos on Friday
I want the d#ck & u won't f#c k
the face I made when banned from wingstop
wanted murdered 500 wings
I just busted a nutt
skinny jean killer
still think your broke baby father is better than Me
based
I see gucci m
thank you base god
Thank you BaseGod
Thank you based god
Thank you based god
Thank you based god
what?
what?
b#tch
if lil Wayne & birdman kissing They gay
If you think kevin hart is funnier than me You wrong
my home alone face
last nite baby taught me how to love
the new york giants are 0-4 yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes!
ymcmb
my lady
Patrz mamuś! Skarpetki do sandałw
fine,
The semester is ending and she realizes you are sad that you may never see her again Lets you walk with her to her car for one last GOODBYE hug
period sex
kim sees you walking those are not lunges, 10 burpies
happy about football sunday then you remember you're a giants fan
then they said you can't spell elite without eli
yeah, my team sucks. but i just bought a kick ass motorcycle. so who cares
"its so fluffy"
The next thing you'll want to do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.
There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.
There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.
There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.
this is what i think about being on phones
Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
answer phones and fix the fuck ups in medical records ain't nobody got no time for that
When I eat it is the food that is scared.
RE: Bowling Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
RE: Bowling "Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating."
My first day of college my father dropped me off at the steel mill. He didn't think I should go to college, but I hitched a ride, enrolled, and learned a lot.
how the fuck does she still have a job?
Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.
When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.
Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.
RE: Fishing "It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something."
When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards, there are flecks of meat in my mustache. And I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.
When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal, for weeks afterwards, there are flecks of meat in my mustache. And I refuse to clean it because every now and then a piece of meat will fall into my mouth.
You are an unstoppable good idea machine!
You had me at meat tornado.
The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people.
Haircuts, there are three acceptable haircuts: High and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.
Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.
Capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.
Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.
Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye.
I have to nap up. If I don't get a solid five, it kills my sunny disposition.
I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
Round up whoever's free. I'm going to need more Ron Swansons.
my first wife Tammy tried throwing me a surprise birthday party. When I saw my friends hiding through the window, I drove to a gas station, called the cops and told them people had broken into my home. I'm not big on surprises.
I'm not big on surprises.
Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner because I've won an award.
The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful.
Take it down a notch. You already won your Oscar, DiCaprio.
This buffet is unstoppable.
I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
I can't go, because I don't want to.
I got my first job when I was 9. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country.
I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
I honestly believe that she was programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness.
I liked the LUsitania film My favorite character was the torpedo
free t-mak
school of hard knocks? just checked my sources...not an accredited institute
When there's so much to say That you can't say anything
vzxcv zv
so your telling me you don't wanna talk about your feelings
UNDERESTIMATED? EXcellent...
giants are 0-4 but at least i have a kick ass..............wait, what? its broken??
Yo Dawg I heard you like gpfs
You want to eat what???????
All Horned up
your memes looked fishy so i ate them
Moss3eb
moss3eb hair style
moss3eb hair style
YOU Fail
I hate My liFe
Getsuga TenSho
laig merda
shouf sha3rou ki zebi hahahaha
yes
I will Never Understand girls
ROOM.... FULL OF PIPES... LOL.
You were her... "BEST FRIEND"
SAY "LIKE"... ONE MORE TIME....
if i lick myself then that means i eat pussy
rockstar does not simply make online play available on its release date
this behind me explains why gta 5 online doesnt work
rockstar say "were having difficulties" one more time
MAY EXAM BUKAS? KEBS LANG
That feeling you get after talking to he-who-shall-not-be-labeled
OMG!!!! DID YOU JUST SPARKLE
government shutdown ... I'm still fresh as hell
fedz shutdown I'm still gonna be fresh as hell
I really don't want to know what you just said
I really don't want to know what you just said
Says he will help youu in class Never actually helps you
say port one more time I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker
yo who dis
no locked doors Norman
No locked doors Norman
I call you all day because I love you
You can't do this assignment the night before it is due Yeah, because I do it on the day it is due
Makes out with Girlgriend Turns out that he is making out with her twin sister
Notices a guy in class who is very shy Tries really hard to Become his best friend and makes him feel loved
I want you to stop derailing my plans to ruin america
This is what the Red Army would have looked like Had they Challenged ROnald Reagan
Psychology
Blame it on psychology
How I Feel After you explain your "great plan"
How I Feel after you explain your "great plan"
the first step turning my white belt black.
I left a shit in the toilet
that was some good shit
facebook what am i supossed to do at work
SHH RENJITH JUST LET IT HAPPEN
HEY ANGEL U DA SEXAYY
Shhhh just let it happen
usaste teipe electrico? donde ests que ya voy???
le llevaste la moto a otro... y ahora me llamas a m???
te dijeron que era que??? y te lo arreglaron por telfono?
usaste teipe electrico? donde estas que ya voy???
asi se pinta aqui!!!
asi se pinta en out-houseeee
uyyy otro retiro...
uyyy otro retiro...
que me retires ome!!!
sere yo o me estan tumbando??
sere yo o me estan tumbando??
sere yo o me estan reteniendo...
dicen que no puedes armar una moto... la vaina prende a la segunda patada...
OK... tu conoces la falla y me la traes para que yo la arregle???
en serio... se lo apret as y listo...
en serio... se lo aprete asi y listo...
en serio... se lo aprete asi y prendio...
torque wrench? si, tengo dos...
dime que tan brillante lo quieres... anda... te reto, dimelo!!!
que tan pulido lo quieres??? anda... te reto, dimelo!!!
I see dead people
cuan pulido lo quieres??? anda... te reto, dimelo!!!
que tan pulido lo quieres??? anda... te reto, dimelo!!!
tengo esto de felicidad... ahora no me jodas...
la quieres personalizada? igual a la de todos???
tu idea... mi idea...

TA TUDO COLORIDO? AH.. ESQUECI QUE SOU DOWNTONICO
From Jess to jess
its friday.. no more acting like mary freaking sunshine
Its friday there is no more mary freaking sunshine
its the end of the week mary freaking sunshine no longer exists
its friday.. mary freaking sunshine no longer exists
Tries firewalking for the first time Forgot that he just used alcohol based aftershave
shit atleast i gotta job doe
Mae, le voy a pag SIA Necio!!!
Mae, le deberia rebaj... Sia Necio!!!
rbol
Feed the homeless to the homeless
i dont alway trip and fall at boot camp but when i do i tuck and roll like a camp and finish that run
Thank you for calling pizza hotline Would you like to purchase life insurance?
Hey It's gonna be all right!
Ana, baby It's gonna be ok...
Ana, Bill looks crEepy!
North KOrea this will be you if you don't shut up and behave
DID YOU JUST CALL ME "NORTHWEST"?
what if we... shut up!
I think th... Who said you could think?
hey, I have an.... shut up!
hey, I know..... Shut up!!
hey... I know... SHut up! don't let idiots think
I think th.... Shut up! keep morons quite
I think that... shut up!! keep morons quiet
can we see more... shut up morons have no say!
can we... No morons have not say
can we... shut up!! morons have no say
can we... shut up morons have no say
can we... shut up!!! morons have no say
mi abuelita tiene facebook qye falta que una vaca vuele
hay si joselyn se cree jovencita y tiene mas edad que jorge la tortuga
i dont always play gta 5 online but when i the game freezes everytime
Talks to girl I thought I had known for months Then I found out I had been talking to two Identical twin sisters the whole time
I'm done with x so i'll solve for y
I just smoked a pound of baby back ribs
I blew my rent money and I still didn't f#ck
Real men don't go to Starbucks
Why the fuck Would you shit everywhere!
Isi there pee in here
Why the fuck
What the fuck Are you saying there??!!
What the fuck Are you doing with that!!
What the fuck Are fursuits pOoping for??!!
wen i spil stuf i run awy so i canz si somone clean et
Estoy haciendo un amarre pero me falta una pequea bacha o me falta media bola para terminar
Estoy haciendo un amarre pero me falta una pequea bacha o me falta media bola para terminar
Estoy haciendo un amarre pero me falta una corta bacha o me falta media bola para terminar
Estoy haciendo un amarre pero me falta una bacha para terminar o me sobra media bola cuando termino
lleva comida a campa en su mochila no se la come escondido en el refugio
i dont want to be "in charge"
my thoughts on your rules
i relized i like the "zombie". i lay back, and he eats me.
FINE
Can't we all get along? This is why aliens won't talk to us!
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
RETARTED RETARTED EVERYWHERE
bITCH KILL YOURSELF
bITCH KILL YOURSELF
bITCH
"Can't we all get along?" HA! Like I don't think so!
A 11.C NYERT NEM TUDOK VESZTENI
A 11.C NYERT NEM TETSZETT
bitch i don't give a fuck
a 11.c nyert nem szeretek veszteni
Back in my day MLP was an innocent show, now it has been ruined by freaks!
WHAT?
hey give me a cookie
hi i shitted into your shoes
oh god why?
bitch rot in the hell
bitch i don't give a shit
your death will be slow and painful
everyone telling garrett one does not simply come across A.D.with a sniper and win
Beyonce looks like Rihan... Shut up!
WAKES UP TO HIM Masturbating HAS SEX WITH HIM SO HE CAN FALL asleep
Got diagnosed with cancer, got chemo, distant recurrence one year later. Participates in runs and bike rides that benefit cancer research and delays surgery to take care of her sick parents.
Battles cancer Participates in runs and bike rides that benefit cancer research and delays surgery to take care of her sick parents.
I let dre bust all kinds of nutts
yo dawg, I heard you like playing the drums so we put a drummer inside your drums playing the drums while you play the Drums
that moment when garrett realizes A.D.yoinked him
Primer juego 2d Let's do it!
need more money? become a prostitute
another !@#$%^&*() brony better drink my own piss
Bitch game Terrific
i mean it that was good shit
So You Tell me... ...That the world doesn't know TGA / RTP?
So You tell me... That the world doesn't know the Regional Traineepool
Are you telling me... That nobody knows the regional traineepool?
hello! Boom! I Love Him. Do You?
It's A Good Morning Because jesus woke us up Hello! Boom! i love him. do you?
Secured $17.8B in manpower funding
Out of toilet paper
Out of toilet paper? Use sandpaper!
OUT OF TOILET PAPER? use a roll of barbed wire
ya'll better shoot while I'm Hurt
better shoot now while I'm hurt
One does not simply win the lottery
chill out bruh id rather watch a bruins rerun than any baseball game
NO,NO,No NO CHANGE OF PLAN!
NO,NO,No Y U phone and change my plans
no,no,no U call off ur plans
Get Ready for the Default
Voc uma idiota Me deixe em paz
Esquea ser calmo Eu tive o suficiente.
Por que Deus iria ajud-lo? Ele fez-lhe tolo.
Por que Deus iria ajud-lo? Ele fez-lhe tolo.
Show me the Money
I ain't passing once I heal
I'm sorry Jerry throw another interception
I'm sorry jerry jones embarrass me and my cowboys again
why? Tony why ? please just one game with no interceptions
so you telling me they getting injections to have a a##
wait till I get my a## shots
thai food and starbucks
thai food, ice cream and starbucks on an out and back? i too like to live dangerously
thats not kepler eddy get your hand out
oh come on! switch the lights, aircon & fans off before you leave!
oh kobe
I deep throat 4 kobe Bryant
who's 1st for this bj kobe or mj
kobe's 1st
bend over ? 4 kobe of course
bend over for kobe of course
give a bj 4 kobe of course
I'm a whore for 24
I'm a whore for #24
c'mon kobe I deserve it 1st
Welcome to the Internetz
i ain't neva care what a nigga ever had to say about me
say turn up again !!! say "turn up" one mo' damn time !
iM NOT GAY IM A DAMN KMAC
IM NOT GAY I AM A KMAC
meanwhile back in plainfieldd
meanwhile back in plainfield
No Va Jay Jay For You
Did I stutter? No, no va jay jay for you
Smelly cat smelly cat what are they feeding you shrimp corn chowda
no va jay jay for you
No VA JAY JAY FO YOU
L'oreal because you're worth it
my precious!
One does not simply play minecraft without downloading mods
Leave! Now! And never come back!
Knows this weekend is a 3-day weekend doesn't assign any homework for that exact reason
The hell You mean You don't eat pussy?
What do you mean that was a strike?!?! Don't you knoW i have a beard?
Blowjob
So whats your favoriTe babd from the grunge era?
Good Morning because Jesus woke you up. Hay Boom, I love him, Do you?
Are you talking to me? No way punk
Are you talking to me? No way punk
Finally lures child for sex Child fucks in ass
Orders 5 layer burrito, no beans Gets leTtuce tomatoes and rice
Hey amy You forgot to clear yoUr search histoRy
Flys tO georgia on the weekend Ends up in church on sunday
Flys to georgia on the weekend for vacation Ends up At a potluck in a baptist church with old people on sunday
Sees i'm very Nervous and scared after being in an accident tells me Funny cop stories until my parents show up to CAlm Me down
sees i'm Very nervous after being in a bad accIdent tells me funny cop stories until my parents show up to cAlm me down
sees i'm Very nervous after being in a bad accIdent tells me funny cop stories until my parents show up to cAlm me down
Hide ur face with my hand bro its scary
One does not simply listen to muse at a low volume

I hear the boys went A little over their Vegas budget? They went over by $20k!!
I'm so fucking horny... BabY!... Can we at least talk about sex
Thought i was about to be fired Got better hours and pay increase
Everybody celebrate, DANA X is coming back ain't nobody got time for that
everybody celebrate, dana x is caming back! aint nobody got time for that
everybody celebrate, dana x is coming back! ain't nobody got time for that
that feeling you get after kicking ppl in the face hope you have that feeling all day. happy birthday
Happy birthday babe
happy birthday babe
Whos AWESOME NOT INDRA
I don't always eat cookies but when I do..... it's Oreos I choose
girls be like he's just a friend i just hit him up late at night before Goin to sleep
so, you respect your nigga but you Flirt with "guy friends"
so, you respect your Nigga but you also flirt with your "guY friends"
so, you say you respect your nIgga but you also flirt with your "guy friends"
What do we say to overrated game of thrones phrases? Not Today
And what do we say to repopening the government? not today
SOON...
ball of energy that's what she said
engineers Study hard
pliiiiiise forgiiive miiiii
gang signs,
this ends here
Have a seat Once upon a time, i ate all the marshmallows this afternoon
So a black guy walks into a chicken shop that happens all the time he was wearing a onesie
oh you dont have time to workout? tell me again how you reached level 251 in candy crush sage
,m,
ooooh
It's your nieces birthday She's my cousin, douchebag !
dj battles arent the same since they allow serato you must have won so many battles vinyl only
I ain't fucking with Lou demo
Fuck with Lou demo? You know he got it!
I Always knew Nick's was filthy
Nick's Restaurant sells crappy food
Nicks Restaurant sells crappy food
happy..happy..happy
She's happy, happy, happy, heh heh heh
Chickeeeeeeeen
No more jokes about chicken!
Cool story,bro
cool story,bro!
cool story,bro!
bitch i though we had a deal...
ohhhh
Spreading the love doggy Style
Sigh...what the hell am i gonna do with this
ffafasfa dvsdvav
sadgasfb sadgasd
what???? his pussy level increased dramatically overnight??
Aww I want One Oh Hell No Bitch YoU Don't Either
Im so excited
Im so excited and I just cant hide it
im so excited i just cant hide it!
T.G.I.F
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich at 230pm before leaving for work? Aint nobody got mutha fuckin time fo dat!
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich before leaving work? Aint nobody got mutha fuckin time fo dat!
Peqnut butter and jelly sandwich? Aint nobody got mutha fuckin time fo dat!
She Said She liked it
God Dammit I am a pervert
GOD DAMMIT PINKA!
GOD DAMMIT PINKA!
GOD DAMMIT PINKA!
GOD DAMMIT PINKA!
Jolanda is like TELL ME WHO YOU LIKE
Wish I could remember why im doing this
Jolanda is like... Wish me luck on tests
Jolanda is like... since when are you...
jolanda is like... WTF?!
jolanda is like... dafuq?
Ever tought of... Poke a ....
I Just f**Ked a Dude A f*cKing dUde
EITHER IM TOO AGGRESSIVE OR NOT AGGRESSIVE ENOUGH.. nobody got time for that
I should fuck a child
LIBBBO' AT A REASONABLE TIME? IMPOSSIBRU!!!
EPIC FACEPALM *smack*
i am dissapointed at your behavior
LOGIC? COMMON SENSE? LIBBO'? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
YO GOLF I HEARD YOU LIKE TO STAD BY TO STAND BY TO STAND BY
YO GOLF I HEARD YOU LIKE TO STAND BY TO STAND BY TO STAND BY
YOU ARE A SPINELESS CUNT
Marines be like what did i do to deserve to get stuck in golf company?!
marines be like what did i do to deserve to get stuck in golf company??
NO...NO.. ES NO MOTIVATION HERE ANYMORE..
EVERYDAY IN GOLF COMPANY
eas now and never come back!!!
COMPANY CLERK BE LIKE YEAH I WORK HARD AS FUCK
COMPANY INTEL DUDE BE LIKE YEAH INTEL DRIVES OPERATIONS
I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ...ANY MORE FUCKS TO GIVE
JWTC MARINES BE LIKE YEAH IMMA REAL HARD-CHARGER NOW
I came here to say that nobody asked bitch
I came here to say that
I came here to say that
I came here to say that nobody asked bitch
Half caf decaf w/
Half caf decaf w/
Is it cafe latte, mocha its coffee
My family was a treasure WAS
My family is a treasure you need a map and a shovel to find them
naser si odborři
naser si odborři
Vamos a bailar En la glorieta tacnea
oe abrahamchinchinchin.... tu te haces al gil o ya eres
Feeling slow? Go to room 274
feeling slow go to room 274, it's just like starbucks
Feeling Slow? Go to room 274 monday from 7:15. It's just like starbucks
Survives car crash Gets Run over by the ambulance and dies
Dies and meets god Sentenced to eternal reincarnation and eternal bad luck
i just shot 5 cops on gta 5 today
Attack McCrone nobody bats an eye POint out RR's lack of urgency and everybody loses their mind
Determinded basil basil: one does not plan
ONE DOES NOT PLAN
DAMN IT!
EEEK!
EEEK!
you're gonna follow back right? right?
You're going to follow back right? right??
Just give me my Money and everyone will be.. HAPPY..HAPPY..HAPPY..
boot camp not just sweat and tears.
pulls up while you're trying film a gnarly gap to street holds up traffic so you won't get hit
"back in the day, I used to ride bmx" Hop 3
"I used to ride bmx when I was your age" hop three like a boss
"I used to ride bmx, mind if I see your bike?" hop three like a boss
"i used to ride bmx, mind if I check out your bike? hop three's like a boss
Bensen WAllmore Love child
Don't be messin' with Johnny
We ain't friends anymore ..Johnny ?
Don't Dis me Johnny !
Don't be Dis'in me Johnny !
so all I gotta do is start passing
ny calling
Unwise coonyo You mean pyd
Unwise coon You mean pyd?
allo, pizza max je voudrai un menu junior
tu as encore oublie la sauce piquante
tu as encore oublie la sauce piquante
allo ! dominos piz...
je veux ma pizzaaaaa !
ce regard que vous faites quand vous voyez une pizza AUTRE QUE "PIZZA MAX"
AUTRE QUE "PIZZA MAX"
AUTRE QUE "PIZZA MAX"
ce regard que vous faites quand vous voyez une pizza autre que pizza max
ce regard que vous faites quand vous voyez une pizza autre que pizza max
raise awareness
one does not simply get married to tap that
this is why japanese people won't have sex anymore
What have Danielle done?
Mike ..why are you dressed in that Belly Dancers outfit ?
Erin You so sexy when you monkin it
hey Erin cung
hey raquele yo, you know ima touch your hair lol
hey raquele You know ima touch your hair baby lol
i woke all motivated this morning aaaand its gone, its all gone lol
Il faut que tu saches Que j'en ai rien foutre
Cela dit Je t'aime quand meme !!!
Je veux ton cucul tout rond Pleaaaaas !!
Ton cul s'est largie ET TU NE VEUX PAS ME MONTRER !!
T'en fais pas Tu resteras ma pute moi
Dont Front pablo U cant be me!!
See? This is why aliens shun us
Hey! Men can be bitchy, too.
Стал помощником премьера? Я тоже люблю рисковать
Immigrants are costing us a fortune it's not immigrants you fool, it's the government
That Look you Give When you fing out Mccabes is taking you to Christ Hospital
That look you get when you find out mccabes is taking you to christ hospital
So YOU're In advertising
So YOU're In advertising that explains the drinking
es que yo quiero ser empresario CAllate Weon, Batman hay uno solo
Alight gentlemen we need a new idea for an anime Harem.
Alight gentlemen we need a new idea for an anime HarEm of yanderes
KOTHAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
kothyaa ! what are you doing
nice brad!
U want me to pass go to the bench
ENOUGH!!!!! My bBM Pin IS....
F*ck you!
WHY DID I HOWL PETUNIA?
Amnesty The rest of the Team in staying here and I'm getting Paid
amnesty the rest of the team I'm staying here and I'm getting Paid
I want Kevin Durant's cock !!!!!!!
I love Kevin Durant in my booty
faggot
scrub
Kevin durant's booty hole is this tight
I harden n durant's booty
I like you and I want you
a man's butt is more important than a glass of water
we can do it 2 ways we can do it the easy way or the hard way but I'm gonna get the Booty
I'm a warrior !!!!!
I don't always chill with white girls but when I do I'm balls Deep
Damn girl you look good
Damn girl that palm three look good
Damn girl that palm tree looks good
damn girl look at those sandals
what..! a spambot? ohhh stop it..!!
Y luego les dije que buscaran el proyecto en el aula vitual
will not talk to us
this is why aliens will not talk to us
this is why aliens will not talk to us
aye yo chicken shit! go get me a jjoooss booxxx ?
hey..take your ass to bed
oh sweet jesus..... oh my god. but icestar is dead when killed by shredder... i don't care
i SEE THE CODE IS...
YAY! I HOPE U JOIN US!
SHUT UP! YOU A DRUNK OR IS THAT?
O_O SCAR! WHATS HAPPENING?!?!?!?
FAK U!! YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAlOLETHAL!
get ur ass off instagram
you smell that i smell rape in the air
psst you got like 20 dollas i can borrow
i hate these infidel- ity statistics its crazy
sucks to be you
1 dollar short?? i think bender gotta slap him a bitch
those sounds you hear near your door at night? wasnt me!
remember nobody can beat on you but your father you understand?
just watched human centipede gave me an idea how we can be together forever
look at me now im gettin paperrr
man fuck deezz hoes- yea right nigga you pussy whipped
i forsee you...raping
you want to make a meme? you now have my permission
holy shit were lucky the odds of being born is one in 102,685,000
This thread this is why aliens won't talk to us!
this thread.... this is why aliens won't talk to us!
Im not gay ...
..your gay
Im not gay ..you gay
im not gay ....
WAT? THIS TOTALLY ISNT GAY.
WHAT. THIS TOTALLY DOESNT MAKE ME LOOK GAY.
NO, YOU'RE GAY.
i'm not gay. ..you're gay.
thuper thuper Thparkly rainbowths.
..thuper duper ...Thparkly rainbowths.
..am not.
did you just say something about.. ..Thparkly rainbowths?
Thparkly rainbowths you say? Thparkly rainbowths you say?
Thparkly rainbowths? i. love. Thparkly. rainbowths.
Thparkly rainbowths? take me to your leader.
super Thparkly rainbowths.
that's mr. Thparkly rainbowths to you, mam.
that's mr. Thparkly rainbowths.
that's mister Thparkly rainbowths to you, ma'am.
thats mr. Thparkly rainbowths.. to you, ma'am.
that's mr. Thparkly rainbowths to you ma'am. mr. Thparkly. rainbowths.
excuse me.. it's mr. Thparkly rainbowths to you.
excuse me.. it's mister Thparkly rainbowths, thanks.
excuse me.. but that'll be mr. Thparkly rainbowths to you, ma'am.
THIS SIMPLE IS NOT! NO MORE LIES AND LIES ANYMORE!!!! ITS LETHAAAAAAAALLLL!
I SAID NO MORE LIES! HOW I DISGUST THAT ONE? THIS IS I-N-S-A-N-E
PUTE
Take my oreon's pants to use a pair or lethal injection
:( im Worried
Mt. Sinai aliens
awd awdadadad
NOW LET me get this straight
I don't always get deep But when I do it's balls deep
OH NO! A MOB!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
oh no! a mob!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
assholes! are u rip his flippy's heart? stfu!!!
this is how i feel ... after a cheat meal
But bAtman she migh... We dont Save these hoes
>:( FAGGOT PRICES???
MICKEY HAVE FANGS? FAGGOT PRICES!
The E-7 List Came out But I'm number 25 and they only selected 2
First day in the gym
I'm not dropping the weight okay what's next
My Proteins (before the roid rage)
Explain Religion Only lAck of friends
Liberal Atheist:Religion is only lack of friends ...really
O-Ton 20min "LiebespaaR"
Hey Lindsay happy birthday lets go somewhere private so we could have some "cake" together ;)
happy birthday dave lets celebrate by drinking some mountain dew
STAY AN HOUR LATE AT WORK AND NO ONE BATS AN EYE SHOW UP ON TIME AND CHECK EVERYONES GEAR IN THE PARKING LOT AND WALK IN AT 0906 AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND
STAY AN HOUR LATE OR SHOW UP 30 MINUTES EARLY TO WORK AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE SHOW UP EARLY, MAKE SURE YOU ALL HAVE EVERYTHING READY FOR THE RANGE, AND WALK IN AT 0906 AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND
But why Is the rum gone!?


if I can't watch tv after 8 take the cable out of my name
so you telling me I can't watch tv after 8pm but the cable in my name
so let me get this straight I gotta do chores but my name on the lease
so you telling me I can't get what I want but you get child support for me
child support too damn high
my dick is like freaking humongous
she's 18 now ... I ain't too old for that shit
Laura Y U No call ur mom
THAT MILEY CYRUS CHOPPED UP A WHITE BOY AT THE DRIVE IN
SO YOU'RE TELLIN ME THAT MILEY CYRUS CHOPPED UP A WHITE BOY AT THE DRIVE-IN
I can make your Diwali D-WALI
Boyfriend y u no let me study
taariq y u no let me study

Family member gets attacked by shark Doesn't wish death upon sharks
You Just read that Whole page? Sorry Man, I Totally Blanked out, Better Re-read It
Ima 200 strana sedi uči
what da f*** say
what da f*** say damn i'm good at murdering songs

Feels bad because he has to give me a ticket Lets me know If i get it fixed in a week. I can select an option on the back to have it sent to him to lower the fine.
Feels bad because he has to give me a ticket Tells me if I get it fixed in a week to send it back for his review and he will lower the fine.
Can't toUch me
Can't toUch me ...(misuc) Can't tough me...
I should move to japan
df df
my face when you say u got game
got the job
What do we say to last minute dinner? not today
what do we say to unplanned dinner? Not today
Sees that you are cold Snuggles with you to get you warm
bla bla bla bla
fuck the fucking fuckers and fuck you fucker
Now thats what I'm Talkin' About
stop kidnapping my daughte im in no fuckin mood to make another sequal
fuck this shit im going home to watch porn
gets lead part in a porno movie rejects part for a cameo appearance
voy a tomarme un brunch en el mercado de motores que te follen!!
stop kidnapping my daughter im in no mood for another fucking sequal
i told him i didnt feel well he said
i told him i didnt feel well he said that will be the rat poison i mixed with your coffee
wants to play a game cant find the dices
shrimp etouffee!
ooo wee!! shrimp etouffee!
QUIERO MIS $$$$$$ BASTANTE JODEN ESOS MUCHACHOS TO' EL DIA
THE REASON ALIENS DONT TALK TO US IS BECAUSE THATS A POPULAR MEME HERE
becuase of people like you
The Reason aliens font talk to us becuase of people like you
aku tengok kau ni kecik beso kecik beso jer
I like to ground my statistical Theory! It's called grounded theory
What is your favourite statistical... grounded theory
Clicked Submit Grant funding guaranteed
I DONT ALWAYS USE PIONEER BUT WHEN I DO, I WANT TO USE IT WITH RANDOM CAMOFLAGE
Happy friday!
let the weekend festivities begin
spend all your money on crack and slut midgets
Good Morning It is a good morning cus jesus woke us up
good morning it is a good morning cus jesus woke us up. boom! hello! i love him. do you?
Cfccc
Cfccc
My rating is too damn high
This daniel futrue Lonely And depress
Daniel fuTure
Daniel future LonelY and depress
Put that Cell phone down
If you don't Put that cell phone down Your fIred!!!!
If i see you on fb agAin Run...run...ruNnnnn!!!!
If you make one more joke about me This is your futUre
nemeluok proto!
oj pasigausiu
tu durnas ar apsimeti?!
tai nuskambėjo daugiau negu beviltiškai
gražiausias pasaulyje
gražiausia pasaulyje
suskėlei čia bliamba
tikiuosi tu juokauji
idiots idiots everywere
genius
Shut up AND GIVE THE PAPERs
Did you put your fucking name in the goblet of fire
Jacket? You mean bitch armor?
pulls us over on long road trip for speeding says "I'll let you go if you can answer what does the fox say
tells us he'll let us go if we can answer one question... What does the fox say?!
Pulls us over on long road trip for speeding TELLS US HE'LL LET US GO IF WE CAN ANSWER ONE QUESTION... "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY"
TEAM ice hockey got a puk in the face
kill webcopas get a customer
test test
Bei gmx angerufen rechnung storniert!
christoph piesker rocks your socks off
christof piesker rocks your socks off
hobo bitches aint nuttin but snitches
The look you make When someone comment for more than 30 sec
Hashtag Beffsteck
Hashtag Beffsteck
h
Si marcas uc en el voto tu candidato SALDR segundo
Si marcas uc en el voto tu candidato SALDRa segundo
I've snacking to do and promised a forlift Job,
Reinventing the wheel
SuG kuk! Kften homo!
a nadie
no todas somos asi
And this is why you dont piss macy off
this is why you dont piss macy off
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SINGLE!
lights up a cigarette is in a room he did not know was filled with natural gas
the moment you feel when the results are back
teacher takes diary gets a merrit
How the fuck do i this maths question
how the fuck do i do this maths question
laptop is out of battery can't do "work" anymore
holy shit is that the answer
the japanese exam impossiburu
brace yourselves for the exam next year
One doesnot simply make everyone cry Unless he is Sachin
Number Of likes for our updates are Too Damn LOW!!
ENGLAND CRICKETERS PISSED ON THEIR HOME PITCH IM FAR BETTER THAN THEM.
BOWLERS REACTION WHEN THEY BOWL WORKER TO MS DHONI
BOWLERS REACTION WHEN THEY BOWL yORKER TO MS DHONI
holy crap bitcoin is going viral
Finally I found a name four our Page "TROLL MS DHONI HATERS"
Finally found a name for our page "TROLL MS DHONI HATERS"
BRACE YOURSELF We are coming to destroy MSD haters
Admin Said he gonna change the name of his page But facebook said you cant change the name after 200 likes
BACK IN MY DAYS I Watch cricket only for Sachin
Facebook not allowing me to Change our page name
Happiness is Trolling Ms Dhoni haters
DAT DEGRESSION
dat degression
STUDY FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE TAKE A BREAK AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND
So You are telling me MSD will not hit helicopter shot this time
You want money..take it But like and share our each and every post.
Our reaction when msd haters says Msd dont know to play yorkers.
SEATTLE HAS 10 WINS AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE CARLOLINA PUSSY CATS GET A WIN AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MIND
SEATTLE HAS 10 WINS AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE CAROLINA PUSSY CATS GET A WIN AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS
AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO PUTTING AWAY FREIGHT NOT TODAY
AND WHAT DO WE SAY ABOUT PUTTING AWAY FREIGHT NOT TODAY
AND WHAT DO WE SAY ABOUT PUTTING AWAY FREIGHT? NOT TODAY
mk
pasen buenas noshes mis shulas es ora de mimizzz
vesitos de buenas noches
que pasen buenas noshes mis shulas les mando unos besitos mojaditos
que pasen buenas noshes mis shulas les mando unos besitos mojaditos
que pasen buenas noshes mis shulas les mando unos besitos mojaditos
nobody really gives a fuck about what you wear ain't nobody got time for that
i love you aint nobody got time for that
really
So westindies tell me what is your plan to beat World no.1 odi team..
One doesnot simply invite all his fb friends to join our page Unless he is Brath Kanna
One doesnot simply invite all his fb friends to join our page Unless he is Barath Kanna
TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER...
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER....
i'm not gay I'm a fucking unicorn

It's the AFternoon... WHERE'S THE MORNING ROAST?!?!
Team MO-OVERDRIVE YEAH
you know what rhymes with rape? Manuel..
You know what rhymes with swag? Antonio aguilar
Bhuvaneshwar Kumar Y u always hurt top order batsmen
One doesnot simply make commentary / umpiring tough Unless they are kochi fans
Build an a340 pallet? Thats the fucking alt's job!
Fine Tune... Help you to, we shall.
PREČO MA NIKTO NEĽBI Lzri
SKUS RESTARTOVAT
SKS
SKÚS
REŠTARTUJ TO
bvhvjhbk
DAMN you stank
challenge accepted
HEY CLEMSON, WHAT ELSE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN? MY DICK.
TNEB ! unga kadamai unarchiku oru alave illaya
Tneb ! Unga kamai Unarchiku oru alave illaya
Tneb ! 8hr powercut/day..
WHAT IS THIS VOODOO NOTHING LIKE THAT IN THE PROVINCE
I'm Always Calm...;^)
I'm always calm
Pool party by us tomorrow ft dj zee Who the fuck is dj zee?
So you are telling me You dont know who the f*#k dj zee is?
i don't always fap to porn but when i do, is the pictures from the girls that are admin in my page att. gio
today's my birthday like Oooooooh Ooooh Kill'em oooooh
YOUR A BITCH EVEN WHEN U WAKE UP IN THE MORNING You will still be a bitch!
HOP OF NUTS Brah! How u like me now !
I swear these Basic ass thots aint right
BItch if you dont Leave me tf alonE
Yo DAWG I AINT TRIPPEN You still a bitch
Wait..what i smell? Ya breath bitch !
Bitch please I let you win FOH with that shit
You can't do the assignment the night before it is due that's because I can do it the day it is due
Huge prehistoric rats With Dicks this fuckin big
Not sure if its team india Or Team csk
there's nothing like it
read the ipkat every day! there's nothing like it ...
thanks so much for reading our blog
Eat my ass Now Run and tell that thot bitch
Eat my ass Now Run and tell that thot bitch
Man These hoes 4 everybody
cowboy fans be like ooooooh oooohh kill'em ooooohh
all looks good at the ford factory
yeah fords fine
Mother of god
mother of god
r.i.p. brian
ThIs is why girls can't be in the army
You know it wont be interesting if 3rd ODI is not finals So We lost the 2nd ODI
Stop Phuckin stalkin me

ta gueule
Ah non c'est dans le tie Ta Gueule Sandra
c'est dans le tien Ta GUEULE SANDRA
Je prefere ca...
SANDRA T'es UN porc!
One doesnot simply recieve 5 friend request from girls (fake id) daily Unless his name is syed Yasar
y
listening to hardwell be like ooooohh ooohhh kill'em ooooohh
Fianlly gets new Better job Breaks brand new laptop at old job
Finally gets new better job Breaks laptop The last week at old job
my boyfriend forgot to get me chocolates for my birthday. I "Forgot" To Turn Off The Gas
adf asdfa
I fart near my stuDents Then blame it on My least favorIte student
I fart in my classroom Then blame it on my least Favorite student
cs
tHIS IS WHY ALIENS WON'T TALK TO US
referāts?
referĀts
What do we say to windows updates? Not today
Employed years at your job and no one says bye on your last day Take one bag of dog food and everyone loses their minds!
Happy thanksgiving! I'll be StufFing your bird later
Snap
Micah hiltz sexy pastor man
all asians look the same impossibru
my mom and dad are related impossibru
dinner tonight impossibru
wake up for work in two hours impossibru
HEY CASSIE WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS ....
DONT KNOW WHAT'S IN THE XBOX
I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
OVERNIGHT PARKING $14 VALET PARKING $35
WE ARE GHOSTS WE WILL FIND YOU, AND WE WILL KILL YOU
activame la maquina de tabaco por favor!
brace yourself beta comments are coming
brace yourselves
brace yourselves beta comments are coming
WHEN I UNWRAP THE PRESENT ANOTHER LAYER APPEARS
como va la mex pac los mayos estan ganadno
just testing testing
Show 300 skins and nobody bats an eye show 3 skins and everybody loses their mind
AS ASFD
Hey Get tF out your feelings
watches mature porn beats of to grandma
watches mature porn beats off to grandma
EXPECTS YOU TO LIKE HER PICS DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOURS
expects you to care for her pics doesn't give a shit about yours
EXPECTS YOU TO LIKE HER PICS doesn't give a shit about yours
SEMINOLES NUMBER ONE
REST IN PEACE
a black man finds out he has to dance salsa
claudia wanting to teach me salsa
we the police appreciate your hard efforts to stunt by showing off your drugs and guns on instagram now I have more time to finish my donuts, ill be there later to pick u up
BART SIMPSON MEME TEST
RECAPTION THIS MEME
OK REALLY?
OK REALLY?
YEAH REALLY
BART SIMPSON MEME TEST2
bart simpson meme test 3
TESTING TESTING
bart simpson meme test 4
TESTING TESTING2
THE COWBOY TEST 2
3 dias de black friday y solo vi pasar las ofertas sin dinero
oh shit sharkeisha coming
CANT DO IT YOU GON LEARN TDAY
ja sam slikala! ti si slikala!
When you hear your parents say your name
Justin beiber is not a girl... She's a lady. Get it right
No Nappa,it's a trick! But Vegeta....tricks are for kids
Mary had a little lamb... Had
TOOOO Fckn hornyy
Welcome to the club
welcme to the club
welcome to the club
welcome to the club!
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT KNOWS HOW TO SEND A FAX?
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO KNOWS WHEN ITS TIME TO LEAVE
TELL ME YOU DONT LOVE ME ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU
I HAD TO EXECUTE 20 QUERIES TO REPAIR THE DATABASE
dsa fsadsa
I HAD TO EXECUTE 20 MYSQL QUERIES TO REPAIR THE DATABASE
Da look wen u see a broke boy an he think he a snow boy!!!!!
your face when you complete your degree
finds a girl in your friends list are you seeing her!?
finds out there are girls at your job 20 questions you about all of them
1000 ERP study questions AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT
SWIPE METRO CARD AGAIN AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
THAT GAP BETWEEN YOUR TEETH SLOTH GOT THE FLOSS
LOOK IN THE MIRROR THIS IS WHY ALIENS WONT TALK TO US!
so you made a meme happen tell me how you're gonna build the next 9gag
fb fan y u no make them happen
99 SECONDS TO GREEN LIGHT AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
TAKE THE TRAIN WHEN THE Z IS PARKED AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
Wait 17 minutes till next download aint nobody got time for that
SAY IT WANT MORE TIME SLOTH
what does the foxx say? I like the way you die, boy.
what does the foxx say? i like the way you die boy
I dont always take vacations But when i do my cac card fucks up
I dont always fuck off But when i do its because my cac card is fucked
she put out on the first date
Just a few more minutes of tomahawknation
biches by like all I wan for Christmas Is my precious
Team india Y you no take wicket
Code Roos
Code Roos
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
when i share articles of gmos chemtrails fluoride no one bats in eye but wen sumjuan cant feo out a yob aplekachion every1 looses der minds!
ujyht6 BOTTOM CAPyt5ehrTION
when i share articles on gmos fluoride chemtrails nobody panics but wen sum1 can feo out end apikashun evry 1 lulces der mines
GO slap y... NO!
Opponents? Oh, you mean punching bags
POliticians? Oh, you mean old women
Opponents? What are those?
Rivals? You mean soft politicians?
Tell me truly Dost thou hoist?
Defeat? Oh, you mean failure.
Relax... I take it slow.
Relax... We'll take it slow
I NEED TO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND FOCUS
im so happy i took a good shit!

well then... thanks :)
Trolls are reAl About as real as My fake smile
You Know whats scarier than alIans?
Hey Girl You're gonna rock this history exam
Unicorns������������
You know whats scarier than AliEans? Unicorns!!!!!!
dfgadfgdfg dfgadfgadfgd
WAR It all started wIth a unwanted toy
Theres two things that MaKe you a man 1.toughness 2.jUmping into a fire to warm yourself up
This is fucKing awsome
come here let me show you something
hey feel that
baby girl come here
i said come here
GO INTO SYRIA AND FIX IT NO I CANT
you know what you need some weed?
GET YOU JUSTIN BIEBER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY NO I CANT
FIND OUT WHY ALIENS WON;T TALK TO US NO I CANT
FIND OUT WHY ALIENS WON;T TALK TO US NO I CANT
SMELL THAT
YOU LIKE AKON? COZ HE TOLD ME TO SMACK THAT
Finaly iv finIshed My evil plot Muhahahahaha
SO I GOTTA FLOSS COS IM MORE LIKE A SLOTH PLAYA
Cows Who kNew theY're dustructive
What you looking at Were just being toOthLess and gay
Hey Girl I love your sweat pants
we cool but ummmm... when you gone pay me back
we cool but ummmm... when you gone pay me back
the face you make when somebody owe you money and talking bout everything else but your mony
I hear ya .....yeah yeah yeah but where tf is money
I hear ya .....yeah yeah yeah but where tf is my mofo money
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T GO OUT WITH YOU
SAY SLOTH
SLOTH
am i the only one around here who doesn't want popeye's
am i the only one around here who thinks mariah carey is hot
am i the only one around here who thinks whats happenin in syria must end
YO dawg, we heard you like to drive So we put a car in youR car, so yOu can drive while you drive
Wanna know who's hot Your mom
I beat her Some eggs for the birthday cake
Best way to prepare for obamacare? Kill yourself
Goes together like Peas and carrots
Am i the only one around here Who likes broccoli
GeTs bitten on the walking dead Doesn't die
Gta v? Yea i watched it last week
n
What do we say to death? Not today
i got aids just joking chill hoe
bnmbnbbmnn n mn mn
i run this town
Everything I do is the attitude of an MLS Cup Champion because i've won the MLS CUP
Everything I do is the attitude of an MLS Cup Champion because i've won the MLS CUP
Uh J
UH SHUT UP
REALIZE MY CAR DIDNT UNLOCK AFTER OUSHING KEY ONE TIME DROP TO THE FLOOR
WATCHED AVATAR DIDN'T PASS OUT
That look you get when you see a squat rack open
le consours est dans ... ta guelle je sais !
LAST LECTURE OF THE DAY FK YEAH
This is why joni talk like aliens
Геть!
Hey girl, Sweatpants look so much better on you tHan Real clothes.
why are you so quiet i got bitten
trip in front of a cute girl say you tripped over your dick
the phong jokes on me is too damn high.

Wait she says her dodge is what?
Adrenaline junkie? you you sure you dont mean chunky monkey?
adrenaline junkie? r u sure you don't mean chunky monkey?
I'm a lesbian Does that mean i can touch you in any way possible?
I'm a nut case Can i flirt with you and touch you?
i'm sexually confused can i touch and flirt with you?
oh you have a bird? can i make him into a chicken nugget yet?
you should go bungee jumping... with the rope around your neck
the face when.... you see reta!
oh your good at body work? you must hit a lot of cars with your truck
your telling me that someone got that pregnant?
If you could just stop with the bull shit... that'd be great
The face you get when you get in a car.... and it says "Drive ass hole"
while you talk im going to drink my braincells back into egsistance
come fly with me on my pile of bullshit as we head to mcdonalds to eat bigmacs
YOU?! Smart?! HA!HA!HA!
you think we are hitting on you?
That face you make when reta is talking
no one cares about your small block chevy
dear lord she is that stupid
come on.... just talk on more time reta....
come on... just talk one more time reta...
turned 1k into 100k in two months
DAMN

NO BOG SPRAY IMPOSSIBRU!!!
FORTUNE COOKIE SAYS DEAD IN 24 HOURS IMPOSSIBRU!!
That look You get when Hear a noise in the house and you stop what your doing to see what it is
SO YOU'VE NEVER BEEN WITH AN AFRICAN U GON LEARN TODAY
Jerry jones After being chased by rabid griZzlies
The cowboys will Make the playoffs batman Smack!!! Shhhh!!!! Don't you ever let me hear you saY that again robin! ! It shit like that'll keep you being only a sidekick.
The cowboys will make the playOffs batman. Smack!!!!!!! Shut up robin!!! Saying shit like that could get Us Put awaY in st. Elizabeth's hospital!!!
Grow up a cowboy fan??? Are you crazy, i wasn't born yesturday! Get the fu%# outta here!
Im just GOing to Wait patiently Sooner or later another one of those tasty cowboys will walk by. YeSturdaY they were everywhere!
Im just GOing to Wait patiently Sooner or later another one of those tasty cowboys will walk by. YeSturdaY they were everywhere!
........................
........................
that moment
GAME FACE ON!!!
GAME FACE ON!!!
GaME FACE ON!!!
TWO PLC Meetings: Both Cancelled.
WHAT CONDOM
SO IM JUST GONNA PUSH THIS BUTTON THIS "LASER"
I dont Usually dont enjoy watching american football But when i do, I watch those cowgizzaRds lol! Those motherfuckers crack me up! Ah he he he!
no mames cabron tienes un chingo de grasa y te las de bien vergas
no mames cabron tienes un chingo de grasa y te la das de bien vergas
ЗЕНИТ ЗАТО ИЗ ГРУППЫ ВЫШеЛ ДА ЗАВАЛИ ТЫ
ЗЕНИТ ЗАТО ИЗ ГРУППЫ ВЫШеЛ ДА ЗАВАЛИ ТЫ
Ahh he he he! !! Stop stop!!! Please!!! Ahe he he he!!! The redskins are america's team not those sorry ass cowboys! Lolol!!
Whats this Bullshit aBout the cowboys being america's team If thats the case then i quit!!!
I don't always drink Dos Equis. When i My Cowboys play, i needs me a double shot of bacardi 151 straiGht!
I dOn't always drink dos equis... When my Cowboys play i needs me A fiFth of bacardi 151
i'mma go get that bob m- what do we look like, hippies?
You st
WhAt the fuck did i tell you robin! We were supposed to help the cowboys against thOse evil Bears, not avert a bank robBery! You Dummy!
GODZIRRA?
makes you sandwiches after sex
OFFERS TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH AFTER SEX
makes you sandwich after sex
DAT CAR

TEll m
TEll m
Tell me a joke Rashid
Tell me a joke Rashid
RashiD
Voltex Bumper!!! Has Arrived from Japan
I WANT TO SLEEP ON KEYBOARD BUT OWNER CANT STOP WATCHING TAMSIN DANCING
it's your birthday!!! ohh kill em cuz!!!
happy birthday cuz!!!!! ohhhhh kill em!!!!!!
That Face you Make When You Get In a Car... And I Says "Drive Ass hole"
That Face you Make When You Get In a Car... And I Says "Drive Ass hole"
That face you MAKE WHEN YOU GET IN A CAR and It says: "dRIVE ASS HOLE"
That Helmet is this gay
java porque te quitas la ropa.. mmmmmmmmm
java que haces......
java pero que car.... mmmmmmm
java porque te quitas la ropa... mmmmmmmm
alma porque te quitas la ropa... mmmmmmmmmm
SO THERE'S A 40% INFALTION OVER THE PAST YEAR AND THE SALARIES ARE THE SAME
MOSHI MOSHI OBAMA-DESU
O meu maus é BUEDA FORTE
It's friday fuck im grounded
It's friday fuck im grounded
not my fault
Love you fre!
When you find out WhO in the interrogation room 2nite on first48
As soon as FIrst 48 come on 2nite
beyonce releas... i don't care!!!
Beyonce released a visu... i don't care!!!
LOST FB PASSWORD THIS IS WHY YOURE A RETARD
LOST FB PASSWORD THIS IS WHY YOURE A RETARD
CANT WE STOP FOR SOME PIZ- CANT YOU SEE HOW FAT AND SLOW YOU ARE
I am not prejudiced I hate everybody equally
one does not simply... shush uncle manuel
that look when you hear they wanna lower flags for mandela
I hope obama stays in africa
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MARRY THE RIGHT WOMAN
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GO TO SLEEP
NOE DOES NOT SIMPLY STOP THE CAR
I DONT WANT CREAM, OR SUGAR OR COFFEE
chicago's gettin' hot might as well run down to atlantic city
tuna prices up 900% im good for it
I NEED TO GO P I TOLD YOU TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT
YOU THINK, MAYBE, THAT ON THE WAY BACK I CAN D YOU ALMOST KILLED US LAST TIME
one does not simply drive slowly
one does not simply forget to pick up their kids from daycare
PLAY NICE WE'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT
YES IT IS CALLED OBAMACARE
ITS BECAUSE I CARE AND YOU SHOULD, TOO
Fiz as contas.... ....Tudo puta e viado
Throw Trash? Ain't nobody got time for that
SHIT I CANT FEEL MY LEG
HAVE A SEAT I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I..WENT TO WORK TODAY, AND I WON'T BE RETURNING
Surrender your ship And all you kit friSkys!
Surrender your ship And all you kit friSkys!
You told me I couldent ve a vampire You were soooooo wrong
Finaly! I crated a caT nip mAchine!
Hold on honey Im about to Beat the game
I love...
I love... YOu gussed it...kfc!!!!!!!!
If you just lost a game Kill yourself
If you just lost a game Kill yourself
YOU ARE AWESOME
YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AND DIDNT FIND MY MISS CALLS WHEN YOU GOT BACK BI*CH
YOU DON'T KNOW A PHANTOM FROM A 300
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A BLACK WOMAN
DRIVE THRU ONLY IMPOSSIBRU
GOT AN AUDITION FOR THE WALKING DEAD
BRO
dallas cowboys just kill yourselves
I like your Dick nigga!
WHAT YOU MEAN NO MORE?! TELL HER TO MAKE MORE!
i'm on facebook like who else up
wanna see what my dna tastes like
What do we say to the sustainable learning class ? not today
WHERES MY MONEY
i expect my food delivered now
cheatin on me and with my best friend!
WHERE THE HELL'S DA SAUCE
You didnt push her? you helped her?!?
SON OF SHIT OF YOU! WHAT IS FUCKING ARE DOING HERE????
Vote for crs
Shut_Up_ And_Take_My_Money
So much for Global warm... NO!
And what do we say to stupidity? Not today.. Please :))
And what do we say to stupidity? Not today
NOT SURE IF TESLA OR NEW JAGUAR
NOT SURE IF GIRLFRIEND OR WASTE OF TIME
PEter Capaldi in World War Z faceva... Lo sappiamo!
I don't always ride bare back But when I do its on a Unicorn
Ill take u to the candy sh- There'll be none of thaT 50 Cent up in here
My head hurts Only got 9 hours of sleep and this coffe's decaf
so, you say you respect your husband but you also flirt with your "male friends"
Milk Now!!!
So you're not gay But you're a unicorn?
You're not doin nething this weekend either? Okay
It seems your legs have no hair They must have left it where you left your manhood
so your mad because i keep the commandments
you came out the house like that
can we stop for some coffee and don- we're not cops dumbass
Niel joubert het iets van apple geshare
Niel joubert SHARED SOMETHING ABOUT APPLE in support of them
Paul be likr im not Gay Im just cute
Niel joubert SHARED SOMETHING "positive" ABOUT APPLE
ILL JUST RESTART MY COMPUTER AND RESTORE MY UNSAVED DOCUMENT ON WORD AAAAAND ITS GONE
Paul be liKe im not gay Im jusT cute
THE PERKS OF BEING A DOG IN CALI MEDICAL MARY J
Hey Rec Room Good luck on your occupancy inspection today!
Christmas is here aaaaand it's gone!
The feeling i get when i have camelia's pumpkin bread
TEST DATES ARE COMING
BRACE YOURSELVES TEST DATES ARE COMING
Goes to thiland to find work gets raped by ladyboy
Goes to school all day makes memes
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T GO OUT IN PUBLIC
Did mamUn The cripple go to the JCC cHristmas ball? He was raVing with no crUTches
You mean to tell me you want a rematch
You mean to tell me you want a rematch ? Bring it!
Pro chrisTian NoT anti gay
Dime lindo, te llenaste de ... Callate con la misma mierda...
Started from the bottom now im here
started from the bottom now im here
Are you done Looking thrU my ig pics and not liking?
quest'anno babbo natsale sono io
quest'anno babbo natale sono io ho gia' preparato l sacco del carbone
quest'anno babbo natale sono io ho gia' preparato il sacco del carbone
Ngu như con chó
Ngu Thi dung the hien
Me may noi phet thi noi be thoi
Dkm hkt Dkm hkt
6Credit Humanities Test? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Coquito?????? COQUITOOOO!!!!!!!
ai si no soy puto me gustan los unicornios!!!
tipico tengo monitas en mi casa y pienso que son inflables
You dont have an Xbox?? Let me bring mine over and we can play together
Friend gets cb invite fixes his computer and reinstalls shadowbane
H J
henry wtf do women only know how to cook at chrismas time !!
henry wtf do women only know how to cook at christmas time !
dont go about getting a boat if you wont sail it
if you slip up and call someone homo quickly say "sapien" to throw it off.usually works
noticia de ultimo minuto Orlando se quema la pampilla
Bus CHACHA JI TUSE REHNA DIO
BUS TU REHN DAY
Chal mama hun jaan day
mashalla bacchi payari hay
bus bus ziada bolnay ka nahin
shut up
hay you shut up
oay phitay munh taira
Hey girl, me, you and Nikki need to go out soon!
Hey girl, we need to go out!
This is WHY ALINES WONT"S TALK TO US!
One free busted window for dog left in car? Why not bust all the windows?
WHAT IS YOU DOING?!
We should charge a cover at the... Nobody likes paying cover charges!!
I knew something was wrong when a white girl ran into a black mans arms
THEN WE CAUGHT HIM AT MCDONALDS
tu mama
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM NETY & ME NO!
mERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Oh lord jesus These cupcakes are delicious
merry christmas everyone!
ROBIN YOU Stupid little shit head!!!! I told you tony romo would find a way to choke!!!! You made me lose $100000!!! Now i have to sEll my batmobIle!!!
Mom and dad
Merry christmas!!! The lugo family
I heart pnr
sAYS NIGHT WANNA PLAY TWO DAYS LATER HAVEN'T ON
iT'S IT'S... FUSIONRAY
who won with rob and burkey rob won, 2-1
GOES TO IHOP GETS SENIORS DISCOUNT
wallpaper nodu nexus 5 ide antha davlathu
Aw.. this is why aliens won't talk to us =_=
BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU
maaaaaaaaaaaaa im hungry
so you tellin me a tomato is a fruit
ASKED FOR DRIVER'S LICENSE LEFT IT AT HOME IN HER PURSE
and iiiiiiii will always eat food
so what you sayin is i dont got no food stamps left
MAY YOU ALL LIVE IN PEACE AND PROSPERITY
BECAUSE OF YOU
Beer? I drink beer when i'm trying to sober up
YOU DON't say
shhhhhhh!!!! daddy got'chu ;)
HELLO, I'M MORGAN FREEMAN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
y el es... cacho pardo diaz ?
claro joder el es
Feliz navidad 2013 Merry christmas!!!
VIoleNtly against organized religion Wishes william munseY merry christmas
PrOtesTs against organized religion Wishes william munseY a merry christMas
Mexico denies entry from other countries in south and central america U.s. Says no more mexicans and theynlose their god damn minds
When yo jam comes
hahaha! je n'avais jamais vu un blog aussi marrant!
Wait 19MIN 47 SECONDS AND THEN TRY AGAIN AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
i got a choppa in the car wooo wooo
NOT SURE IF COLD OUTSIDE OR WARM INSIDE
YOUR PISSED? AWESOME I AM SO THIRSTY
bitch What u talkin for
Daren play dota 2? you think I GIVE A SHIT?
"Question authority!" Instantly adopts 1st professor's world view.
One semester Mom, Dad. Everything you know is wrong
oh, and also we're right about soccer
small abusive human = baby dog math
strolls around class while teaching drops sbd by your desk
"free health care" no such goddam thing
put a man on the moon and we'll talk
going on a hike? take this jar of my piss
Tell me more how you never watch TV yet constantly quote it
"my friend is perfect for you". 220 pound friend
talks constantly about true love marries rich guy
I dn't know who you are
I don't know who you are All my phone contacts got deleted
hurry up
hurry up and take your shit
COMMENT ANOTHER PIC I DOUBLE DARE YOU
COMMENT ANOTHER PIC I DOUBLE DARE YOU!
You think i give AF
laah ranjit dai le ghumaera chapkauda ni na tutne po ho kyara
2014 Predictions
STAY HOME
QUIT SMOKING
happy new year 201... enough!!!
HANG
HANGING YOUR FLASHLIGHT UPSIDE DOWN I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
I Noticed you Ate cereAl without milk I Too like to live dangerously
Brace yourselves. useless new years posts are coming
I HEAR YOU'RE STAYING HOME FOR NEW YEARS I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY
WE WANT YOU
SO WE HITTIN THE CLU- THIS AINT BROOKLYN
Yolo! Bitch!
YOLO! Bitch! enough!!!

After 2 seconds
this is bullshit!
omg. why are u uploading image!
omg
NOT SURE IF SAME RESOLUTIONS AS LAST YEAR OR NEW RESOLUTIONS TO GET THEM DONE
and what do we say to becoming esttanged ? not today
BOOOOOOM I think my tea is done
Hey girl I like the way you say Psychology
hey girl I like the way you stay in and dont party everyday
What does gokickball say to the Sunday league teams NOT TODAY
when u see people u kno from the gym !!guns!!
registered sex offender
when I was younger I wanter to be arnold large seems to be going pretty well
Batman i think the cowboys are...
Batman i think the cowboys are- ShuT the hell up it didnt happen!
Hey bagha hi tibhu Contact madhe pan nai rahat
What do we say about facing the music? Not today
Internship Office Your death Will Be slow and painful
Austin Beigel
TEST TEST
Banana Spiders
why are you Saying ''Started from the bottom now we're here'' If you're still there at the frickin bottom?
yeah, cold/upper respiratory whatever you are, if you could please Go away That'd be great
what do we say about getting wasted? today is an exception arya
even the littlest angel will get fucked up tonight
drop it drop it low boy
DID U SEE THE FIREWAORKS AT WE'RE NOT HERE FOR THE FIREWORKS
I SAIDD NO!!!
ITS 2014
Lets go 49ers
I dont always cheer fOr a wInning team But when i do its fOR the 49ers
new yea special 20 dolla love you long time
fuck your new years
one does not simply give zero fucks about 2014
you live in west chicago? i too like to live dangerously
TEN YEAR OLD CUSTOMERS ARE THE BEST CUSTOMERS
What the Actual fuck?
Fignus and Rugnar Wish you a happy new year
fignus and rugnar wish you a happy new year
Velisario thinks: Not the hellfire wyrm again!!!
kalia, dancing her way through cormyr
walkonair's patented sunny smile
A blonde priestess of talos implodes you
Hackmaster's girlfriend's cat who timestopped all of abeir-toril
Amen'dril manidar aka "green thumb"
SO.. YOU FINALLY POSTED A STATUS?
Meanwhile
meanwhile.. kevin still has no internet
meanwhile..KEVIN STILL HAS NO INTERNET
its drizzy baby
one does not simply unwrap just one layer
Got a hilariously wrapped present ?! omg ! you must upload a video of your unwrapping it !
GOT AN INSANELY WRAPPED PRESENT ?! omg ! you must upload a video of yours unwrapping it !
FASTER !! KEEP UNWRAPPING !
MAY PASOK NA SA LUNES ! MAY PASOK NA SA LUNES !
MAY PASOK NA SA LUNES !
hmmm.. i think i put too much gift wrappers
Hello do you need help unwrapping this ?
LET'S UNWRAP THIS !
I DID NOT PUT TOO MUCH WRAPPER
WILL YOU UNWRAP THIS FOR ME PLEASE
WHAT IF.. THERE IS NO GIFT IN HERE
LAYERS
What if this is the greatest gift ?
got a present a thick layer of memes
you dont like your present because it has too many layers ?
CONGRATULATIONS YOU UNWRAPPED IT ALL
I DONT ALWAYS WRAP GIFTS BUT WHEN I DO , I PUT BUNCH OF GIFT WRAPPER LAYERS ON IT
AWWWYEEEAH ! I MADE IT TO THE LAST LAYER !
i recieve a gift it has too many layers
NOOOO! THIS IS ARDIAN'S NAME FOR ME!
Look Simba, AEthing the Light Touches is Fort Worth, Wut bout that shadowy Place? Thats DALLAS, you must never go there Simba, Less you BOUT THAT LIFE!!
Look Simba, AEthing the Light Touches is Fort Worth, Wut bout that shadowy Place? Thats DALLAS, you must never go there Simba, Less you BOUT THAT LIFE!!
Brace THE GYM New YEAR'S RESolutions are coming
PREPARE THE GYM NEW YEAR"S RESOLUTIONS ARE COMING
PREPARE THE GYM NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ARE COMING
when I was little I dreamed of large muscles an great hair #progress
personal philosophy let me put my protien in you !
aâ aâ
. .
youre gay
I'm not gay I'm a damn unicorn
Your name is bree? Kill yourself
Huff? Stfu and Kill yourself
You Said IRREgardless? Kill yourself
your worst nighymare after leg day !!!
your worst nightmare after leg day !
is that the doctor on the phone ? the only way I can explain it is like a jagged knife in my thigh
is that the doctor on the phone ? the only way I can explain it is like a jagged knife in my thigh
Common Really nOw
Common Really nOw
Common Really now
Common Really now
Common Really noW
Impressive SINK IT!
impressive now sink it!
Majisuka
SAC UP
tryna get the green while im waitin at a long light
Pikachu Mi spierdolił
PD says working fire and everyone loses their minds
But dem tits
hey hamish! scored ya number plate!
yea i drink double brown
you idiot you disgust me
that why aliens talk to me
Kluwe on tabletop? Make it so!
A taste Of honey
shit
Douchebag
Hyper Notus
aprovecha el tiempo y la viada como si fuera el ultimo dia
izzo's be like 5 more minutes its almost perfect
Lance Weaseled again? please don't say that ...... oh boy
League will never be the same again without you
And what do we say to dead peOple's turn? Not Today
want soup? no. Sushi.
С РоЖдеств

what do we say to ana malhoa naked? not today
porque me sigues copiando bitchs
por favor diganle que no me copie o me lo terminare follando
"miracle"
this is why mark wont talk to us
send money instead of likes
mark out fishes
mark outfishes enough
mark out fishes enough!!
mark out fishes enough!!!
mark out fishes you enough!!!
out fished mark gave him my dummy
I just found out that I was conceived during the polar vortex
so we should do some chips for u
when will u hve brain
In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place.
Cousin Callate y dejate de mamadas
PRETO Tira A MÃO
TIRA A MÃO PRETO!
Tira MÃO
TIRA A MÃO
sabes q tony centeno me ire a comprar ropa con ervin
I am not gay! I'm a kassicorn!
Aint WOrried bout nun
¡claro que he escuchado de canción de hielo y fuego! pero... no recuerdo cual banda toca esa canción
No..no.. you no trade hacks here
"give me back my money!" come get bitch
this is a silly may may
How grand it must be to share my january 9th birthday
I Don't know what page you are but I will find you, and Index you!!
False They're caused by the refraction and dispersion of the sun's light by rain or other water droplets in the atmosphere.
the amount of lag on these servers is too damn high
FALL OUT BOY
Why the fuck Are fursuiters stupid
What the fuck Is that fursuiter naked for?!
Why the fuck Do you google that shit for
Why the fuck Do you kiss a fursuiter's ass
Why the fuck Are you so fat assed
Why The fuck Do your shuttle was late??!!
Why the fuck Does your ass stink
What if I told you That fursuits are connected to you
What if I told you Your under whare has the secret of the universe
What if I told you FursuitErs and you are one
I see Floating people
I see Iron people
I see Zombie people
I see Tv people
I see Floating head people
I see Toilet ghost people
I see Vapor people
I see Buttless ghost people
I see Transeparent people
Got a new shirt Pop spilled on it
Yeah if I could get you to Stop posting shit that would be great yeah
If I could get you to Stop being stupid that would be great yeah
How the fuck Does Your bottom stick out of a fursuit
Why the fuck Am I complaing
How the fuck Did your ass come out of your fursuit today
How the fuck Did you get in here pissing
Why the fuck Are you pissing on the bridge?!
Tell me You did not just Shitted on the bridge too
Why the fuck Does the toilet clog on the ship
It's been 4 hours Why the fuck are you still here
Why the fuck Did your ass get in the way
Shitting Asses.
So your telling me You put your hand up someone's ass
So your telling me You stink like a monkey's butt
Wanna play with Those worms
Oh fuck Nooo!!
Oh goD Noo!!
Oh shit Nooo!!!
2014 is here Poops pants
Eats Mexican barritoe Diareah
Goes to further confusion Shits his fursuit
Goes to 2014 furmeet Shits and clogs toilet!!
Eats pudding Pudding stAins
Garbage take out Falls in garbage
Goes to fursuit Explosive diareah
Fursuit commission Ass sticks out of back end
Is shitty Dies shitty
Goes to church Pubic hair in holy water
Dallas WON THE Super bowl IN 1996 SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT OLD SHIT!!!
Hide Yo WIFE, Hide Yo Kids JIMMY GOT his Driver's Liscence
S6 ACTUAL?
Nakakatawa ka Jawein barrera
BWahaha Nakakatawa
dallas cowboys
Get to work on time and no one bats an eye SHow up to work early and everyone loses their minds
so ya'r sayin' i ain't good enough for ya?
You're too drunk to drive here, let me have the keys
vaihtuu
I NEED WASH BOD.... BITCH PLEASE!!!!
MAINTENANCE CONTROL CONTROLS EVERYTHI..... BITCH YOU CONTROL NOTHING
FUCKkkkkk ccoonnttrrooll!!!!
cuts maf 2 seconds later you sign that maf off yet
What if Maintenance control controls nothing
Dafuq
Dafuq?!
This is why JApanese wont talk to us
This is why The japanese wont talk to us
finally lures kid into sex kid is disappointed in his performance
Car runs out of GAS on HIGHWAY in freezing temperature gives you a ride to gas STATION and back
Will someone help Send more lifeS
ey kay mendoza chupito feliz cumple
ey kay mendoza chupito feliz cumple
kayring chupito feliz cumple
freddy Gutierrez te borrare psshh psshh
jejejje
hyii juiio
russekickoff i Åre
This is why pokemon won't talk to us!
Tu comentario hizo que.. rayados volviera a eliminar a tigres
Yes... ...I do
you say i suck? i do...
yes... ...i do...suck
... i do
Anwar kenapa engkau tak buat mcm janji kat manifesto
Damn
21.9% 96%
Cider hæmert
eh zai,
eh zai, you think you so pro?
Look Simba. Everything the light touches is our gym. That is where crossfitters are. You must never go there, simba.
Look Simba. Everything the light touches is our gym. That is where crossfitters are. You must never go there, simba.
That is where the crossfitters are. You must never go there, simba.
Look Simba. Everything the light touches is our gym. That is where the crossfitters are. You must never go there, simba.
bATMAN
bATMAN! WHERE'D YOU COME FRO- NSW!
eye pokes yiiiiiiiii
caught you on fb in the library Glares at you until you go back to the article you're supposed to summarize
a b
One does not simply ride a bike
Said he'd give me a rim job but my hubcaps are brand new
Look at all the sleep I am not getting
Whoa...thaT's a hyundai
Heald out !!!!
Heald
dsas
got that loud and that henney? o shit turnip
left your cac card in the computer tell me again how u plan to get on base
i see you left your cac card tell me again how you plan to get on base
it puts the initials and the date or else it gets the chair again
the look on your face when the bc says you don't get Friday off for doing your job
the look on your face when the bc says you don't get Friday off for doing your job
You are handsome
Left wallet at home On hot first daTe Fu*k
WADDUP WID DEM TEEF doe
Not today bitch Not today
jejejejeje par de tortolos
hermanito hola, jejeje
Tesche ? He's Behind you!
entonces quieres decir que fanny me va rentar para una fiesta?
kill yourself
bitch kill yourself
NOT TODAY
MY WIFE doesn't DATE OFTEN BUT WHEN SHE does its Typically a YOUNG MEXICAN fag
Cross Doctor Who with Star Trek, Supernatural, Star Wars, Power Rangers, Sherlock, or nearly any other show, and nobody bats an eye Cross it with ponies, and everyone loses their minds!
Al combate Puñeta dije playa combate
I'm 24 years old and still love comic sans
Hello im morgan freeman Go fuck yourself matt
O blackys en pio omorfos! Faousa re o tanos lalw sou!
a a
shh no logic only religion
Awesomeness Like a boss
Its a celebration!
Come home matthew Rick james is waiting...
Rick James Is waiting matt
RICKY Chavez minister
i like mario br.. I LIKE MORTAL KOMBAT
terry come home
What was that!? you're a little tired this morning, princess?
WMS? Ain't nobody got time for that
aa dialouge endra ayya
aa dialogue endra ayya
WAIT A MINUTE... I THINK SOMEBODY PISSED IN MY BEER
I suCk your dick for chesbUrGer Go and fuck your selve
Får stryK BörjAr svära på indiSka
Krupy bol včera v Nebre A nevypil fínsky dych
Fuck elo hell 0/16 score
come here girl
come here girl let me take good care of you
MTZ-vel járok buzikáim
wearing a hoodie? your a suspect
Yeah, if we could get dad to make a batch of wine at one of those wine making places That'd Be Great
how much cum can a gay man hold? a buttload.
STFU & GTFO
She's on her third marriage, He's on his fourth Shared email account
I see red wings
Too coOl for School? That's why they put you back in kindergarten
Oh not much Just rainbows n stuff
I want you like I want my liquor and kitties
We're not homeless Still got my fuckin shed
Hey ali Way to hit your first fast start. I knew you could do it.
you can't come in today I'M PLAYIN POOL
Hey Nonprofit girl, I'm so proud of all the $$ you raised in 2013. This year let's find new ways to make it rain.
Hey Nonprofit girl, I'm so proud of all the $$ you raised in 2013. This year, let's find new ways to make it rain.
Am I finished with my Trcs? No, No I am not.
Hey nonprofit girl I wanna take you out for charity

Girl Scout cookie time? Well hello Emily!
"ÇOCUKLAR BİLGİSAYAR BAŞINDAN KALKMIYOR" "GÜRÜLTÜ YAPMAYIN GİDİN BAŞKA YERDE OYNAYIN"
Goin wild later Let's drink to that
Me, an alcoholic? Fu'k you
Thapar maar ker uthaa isko
FAVORITE ALL THE TWEETS!!!
Doctor shows up 45 minutes late and nobody bats an eye Nurse shows up 5 minutes late and patients start losing their minds!
dfdfd
SO YOU ONLY DATE BAD BITCHES TELL ME AGAIN WHY I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU WITH ANY BUT 1 (ME)!!
OH! YOU ONLY DATE BAD BITCHES! TELL ME AGAIN WHY I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WITH ANY..
WAIT! Someone created that? And gave it a dodge to drive?
Håll käften bara.. Har du hört talas om jobba helger? TgiF....
Håll åt käften, vissa jobbaR varannan helg! Thank god its fridaY
YES!! I nailed that one!
FORGET
Slap Mikey's tea? Challenge accepted
Sunday meeting? purrrfect
нЕТ РОДСТВЕННОЙ ДУШИ... зАТКНИСЬ!!!
There's mACMURRAY.. BUYING UP ALL THE 1911'S
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hmmmm this 1 loves me but the other ones takring me
hmmmm this 1 loves me but the other ones taking me shopping
that aient my baby cuz i pulled out wait..did i?
You're Why aliens won't talk to us!
no room left in fridge on sunday night Drink more beer to make room.
I'll just check web md for my symptoms annnnnd i have alzheimers
THIS IS STUUUUUPID
THIS IS FACEBOOOOK!
THIS IS TWIIIIITERRRRR!
THIS. IS. TWITTERRRRRRR!
THIS IS FACEBOOOOOOK!
today is valent-
.
Look at all the colleges that aren't going to accept me
Авангард мимо плейофф? А ты случайно не пиздишь?
Авангард мимо плейофф? А ты случайно не пиздишь?
куры мимо плейофф? может я могу теперь их съесть?
там где ты живешь сосиски бросают на лед?
так ты говоришь мне что бывают куры без яиц?
Так ты говоришь мне что в россии есть куры без яиц?
авангард! тебе не темно там?
так ты говоришь бывают куры без яиц?
THANKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUU
tHIS IS MEDICINEEEEEEEE
hey bro can I crash over a few nights never leaves
Tbh & rate Yall Dt my Mf pic
Tbh & rate Yall niggas down ?
когда маша съела все ногти
ну да учишься ты
ну да, учится она
почему вы меня
почему вы меня не ждете
я хочу сидеть с дашей
маша не, не слышал
мастер оф ПАПЕТС
Правильно говорить пупетс Ты ничего не понимаешь
ПУПЕТС ПУУУПЕТС
Сгрызть все ногти!!
ТУПАЯ БАБА
ДА, ДА ЭТО ЭЛВИС...
Hvis Stein var katt
30% off Guess jeans at edgars voucher cloud makes batman happy
Tengo calor.... callate...te va a escuchar leilani
I SEE BISH ASS NIGGAS
PLEASE LAWD I HOPE THAT BABY AIENT MINE
tHE LOOK WHEN YOU SEE SNOW
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I DON'T HAVE TO COME TO WORK?
I said .... I'm calling my primary!
Stolen car elsewere
Stolen car Else where none bats an eye Stolen car in ballymurphy everyone looses their mind
i know it's not a bike! i still wanna be a biker
that's right numbnutz i'm a baca kid!
for me? all these bikers are here for me? kotc 24/7/365 2131
for me? all these bikers are here for me? yesssssss!
HAD A MISUNDERSTANDING Had whatsapp sex
Y snoWmagedon over brEak, The south finally gets an inch oF snow And suddenly everyone loses their minds
The noRth endures snoWmagedon over brEak, The south finally gets an inch oF snow And suddenly everyone loses their minds
The noRth endures snoWmagedon over brEak, The south finally gets an inch oF snow And suddenly everyone loses their minds
Cuz LEE Dun had like 47 birthdays
how many "birthdays" is lee gonna have
happy birthday lee (for like the 57th time)
BIGYAN NG CUP NUDILS
Just get the hell out of my classroom.
godzirra!!!
I think i'll buy an Xc R interior will be my first mod!
Hey Babe, Got the test results back. It's cooties
Hey Babe, Got the test results back... It's cooties.
Yeah if You could just seNd me my schedulE That''d be greaT
Yeah if You could just seNd me my schedulE That would be greaT

is that paco it's his birthday he owe's me money
PENIS
Dat Line
Dat Line
Sorry, ladies; what i need is textual satisfaction
THIS IS CLOSEOUT!!

BUSCO MI NUEVA CASA LA PASTORA
ESTAS ADVERTIDO PROFE SI PIERDES EL CLASICO TE VAS
ESTAS ADVERTIDO TUCA SI PIERDES TE VAS ya hable con hugo
me estoy encabronando x que no me cres roberto
hola chuke quien soy
mmmmm az a tusolokabin
Au INTRAT BA... Taci DREQ!
AU INTRAT... TACI!
Au INTRAAAT... TAAACI!
AU INTRAAAAT BAA... TACI!

donde esta mi cachita x dios
donde esta la huila de estrella suegra
quiero conocer a la famosa tinga tinga suegra
donde esta grillo suegra
cuando venga suegro quiero conocer s la tinga tinga ok
Lamest Snow Storm Ever
por q no vino el pinche tuca
collata mañana tienes viaje
collota mañana tienes viaje
asi son tus aguilas coco
collota mañana tienes viaje
collota mañana tienes viaje
so you're telling me that all the options i want to take are in the same line???
i will have you know good sir that i wanted to take english & Classics
i will have you know good sir that i wanted to take english and classics
Like for And a group rates
I don't always get bored... but when i do, i open a beer
THE FACE U MAKE WHEN when u know ray lee BREAKing
THE FACE U MaKE WHEN RAY LEE BREAKING WIND AND HE WALK BY U
BITCHES BE LIKE IM SINGLE
SWIGGITY SWOOTY IM COMING FOR THAT BOOTY
you land on boardwalk? that 400 dawrawr
Atencion compañero Aunnos queda MySpace y ICQ
Atencion compañeros Aun nos queda MySPace y ICQ y MSN Messenger
yew lan awn bordwhalk? dats 400 dawrawr
ana y nelly por que se les olvidaron los tamales
no viniste a los tamales apache
no viniste a los tamales empanada
DDD
REDONNE DU CHANGE D'UN 5 PIASSES REPREND PAS SON PROPRE CHANGE LE LENDEMAIN
Broncos jerseys Get here next week!
Broncos superbowl shirts Get here next week!
Denver lost Not that there's anything wrong with that
Wait! Was this the superboWl! I thought we were just practicing!
Wait! Was this the superbowl?! I thought we were just practicIng!!
If you don't like the payment of a minimum wage job Perhaps you should get a job that isn't minimum wage
Free evening? i don't remember
An i the only one who thinks neknomination is fuking dumb ?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS neknomination IS FUCKING STUPID

WTF PEYTON
we may be poor atleast we dont suck like peyton!
welcome back 300
naren what is your email id?
naren what is ur email id?
WINNING!!
he fucks me like he owns me im nobodys property
THIS IS WHY HYERI FAINTED!
7 more sleeps!!!!
agent delays submitting offer to "Strategize" seller takes identical offer because "they expressed interest first"
hey you come over here an pop that pu$$y for a real president
A KID AT MY SCHOOL HAD A REALLY BAD STUTTER I GOT EVERYONE TO CALL HIM BUFFER
accident? i'll get you that epic fail affidavit right away!
DAMN THAT'LL DO
Essaie pour voir... Nameho !
fsdfsdfsdfsd dfsfsfsdfs
I noticed you dont like to morph While fighting puddys until the monster shows up I too like to live dangerously
Här är jag
Kan du diska idag? håll käften!
What do we say to C.I. Meeting? NOT TODAY
Sit down, let me tell you a story Once upon a time I licked your nose after licking my butt.
Sit down, let me tell you a story Once upon a time, I pissed in your hair this morning
... We need to break up
Sit down, let me tell you a story Once upon a time I raped my sister
Sit down, let me tell you a story Once upon a time I raped my sister, your mother
5 more sleeps!!!!!
оооу даааа, я люблю рисковать
Sent out a communication nailed it!
Are u done? Are you done
picked up and delivered 300 cupcakes nailed it
picked up and delivered 350 cupcakes nailed it!
snw! cancel classes/activities u still ahve to work or charge a vacation day
DAT PLATE
Haw !! The kirk needs bums on seats !!
oh you say fuck me? ok lets see how you do without me bitch
This is why Edwin won't talk to us
And what do we say to Vy? NOT TODAY
aww man forgot to deliver the morning wood
I stay beating my girl up with that morning wood
I stay beating my woman... with that morning wood
Oh no That shit is too scary man
Oh no dude You busted my favorite tv
Oh No man You scared the shit out of me!
Oh no I lost my wallet!!
Oh no man I Shitted my pants
Oh fuck no That's too gross
Oh hEll no You got naked and scared me
Oh no I pissed my pants
Oh no My lap top broke
Crappy food Oh no !!
Ugly Fat People Oh no
Pee on toilet Oh noo!!
what do we say to the dark roast customers? Go fuck yourself
. .
That look you give When your manager
that look you give when your manager give you a bad card!!
Dirty minds Oh shit noi
Oh No Toilet overflowed
Oh no man You have diarrhea
Oh no folks Cut the cheese
Trash and crap everywhere Oh nO
Sit down and TelL me why you are a cat in human deguise
How the fuck Do you talk too much shit!!
What the fuck Are you doing with that shit
Why the fuck Does church say that lie
What the fuck Is that hand up your butt for ???
Why the fuck Is your mouth still moving
Why the fuck Is that scooter drove so far up your ass
Why the fuck Did she drove that up your ass and kicked you out
What was that You are suppost to go
Really What the fuck just happend
Why the frack Do you eat like a pig
This is Game night!!!
This is Fartaaa!!!
Have too pee Can't find bathroom in time
Sit down And tell me why my paws are covered in cum
Sit down And tell me why you have cat fur
Uses toilet Floods building
Plays marble game Gets diareah
shhhhhhhh daddy gotchu
Eats string cheese Gets strung out
Shits Shits
Finds wallet In toilet
Gets wasted Ends up in trash
Uses I pod System failure
is that aunt Wendy?
Uses vacume Sucks up whole town
Plays cards Gets paper cuts
Goes to town Wakes up in shits ville
SnoWs 100 inches
Uses public bath room Shits on floor
Drinks cofEe Pees cofEe
Takes a walK Falls into a hole
Uses toilet Stuck in toilet
So you're telling me that you got paid $0.23 for doing nothing?
So you're telling me someone actually paid you $0.23 for doing nothing?
Am I the only one around here that knows you can't live off of $0.23 per week?
Am I the only one around here that doesn't think making $0.23 per week is funny?
T'sais la pluie c'est bon pour... ta gueule !!!
Tu sais la pluie c'est bon pour... ta gueule !!!!
FUCKBOYS FUCKBOYS EVERYWHERE
dat becky
aaaaa aaaaa
Crash Bandicoot isn't a fox? My childho-- My parents died in my childhood so don't you dare finish that
I dont always use my turn signal But when i do, no other vehicles are around
woah ...
when someone steals your lighter die bitch!!!!!!!!
DAMN
DAMN!!!!
yo quiero a la tinga tinga y me vale madre
donde esta la tinga tinga
i'm Chuck Norris and i DON'T give a fuck!!!
Af-after you put The marker in the potty- you get slapped at!
Always got an opposite opinion you are something else!
Wu-Tang cake bake it so
wu-tang cake bake it so
wu-tang birthday cake bake it so
wu-tang birthday cake bake it so
I HOPE YOUR birthday IS LOW-key
t.m(m.ramirez)quee picudo (1.9)red(mariano)
esta trompuda o quiere veso
o quiere beso
paisa(la yegua panda) es la mejor de parras
para q sepan (la yegua panda) es la mejor de parras
pulls you over for not having a sticker on your LICENCE and asks you to step out of the vehicle to clean off your liscence plate and stick the new one on
Pulls you over for not displaying your sticker on your LICENCE plate asks you to "please step out of the vehicle"... and stick the new sticker on
That look when you HeAr a noise and you stop what you are doing to see what it is
ya t estamos esperando sergio vidales ya dejo treca todo pagado
That look you give When your fiancé doesn't bring home your favorite snack
That look you make when There are no gummies
Le 4chan memes lelelele
Gets her first training bra and matching depends
still uses booster seat so she can see over the steering wheel
gets visit from the tooth fairy Finds poligrip under her pillow
how do i like jism? Jim's what?
Happy valentine's d.. cibai la!!
Well Damn...
Well Damn....
apsēdies un ļauj man tev izstāstīts pasaciņu reiz sen senos laikos, es apēdu tavu kāmīti no rīta
Apsēdies un ļauj man izstāstīt tev pasaciņu Reiz sen senos laikos, es apēdu tavu kāmīti no rīta
Moru ga z'hansrüedi losu? Wer isch sHansrüedi?
that look you give when people drive fast in the snow
É por isso que os aliens nunca vão falar a gente!
é por isso que os aliens nunca vão falar com a gente!
e é por isso que os aliens nunca vão falar com a gente
é por isso que os aliens nunca vão falar com a gente!
I don't do horse stuff im a chihuahua
i don't do horse stuff im a chihuahua
O Discontinued WatCHHHHH OUTTT!!!!
"You missed!" ;)
"You missed"
"you missed!"
STOP LOOKING DOWN AT ME... I'M A MEME MASTER!!
You Mean to tell me we have to repay student loans?
Hey you.... Happy Birthday
eh nigga what you say?
Hey girls Happy valentines day, you can unwRap me later
Hey sally & jayne Happy valentines day, you can unwrap me later
valentine ga duwe couple aku rapopo
but but but sir stop yelling at me
man the fuck up
say foreigner i double dare you mutgafucka!
say foreigner I double dare you mother fucker
happy valentines day!
KEIN RETOURENBUTTON
KEIN BUTTON FÜR RETOUREN PDF
Hope your Valentines day is Jurassic The only thing Extinct is my shirt
I made a cake for valentines day really? I bought mine at a bakery!
Damn gURl Where u get all Of dat ass
THIS IS WHY I DON'T TALK TO PERSON WITHOUT SENSE OF HUMOR

Happy birthaday luz You Sexy Beast...
en serio
THIS IS KOSHER!!!
fff ffff
yes level 300 candy crush and level 0 love life!
I really wanted a coke but the restaurant only had pepsi
sdas dsadasd
Pune pluginul Residence inapoi
Fa Wipe, amus toti jucam 0 players online
The public programs team is alive with our newteammates
with our new teammates
The Public programs team is alive with our new teammmates!
You're bringing me a 30 oz Porterhouse because you're out of 20's? Is it too soon to tell you i love you?
His last girlfRiend cheaed on him Takes his jealousy and trust issues out on you before cheating too
His last girlfriend cheated on him Takes his jealoUsy and trust issues out on you then cheats
His last girlfriend cheated on him Takes his jealoUsy and trust issues out on you then cheats
If My deathly pale look was like this At Least I would look good When I faint
RACISM RACISM EVERYWHERE
Too much wind Oh fuck No it blew the car over
Hey you stink Oh no man you also have diarrhea
Shaved my face Oh no I cut the hell out of it!!
What do you mean You re gay!!
That trash Smells disgusting!!
Grape stainS on carpet Oh he'll no you spilled grape juice!!
Why did you Shit you're pants
Oh no That tree fell on my car
Yeah if I could stop Playing that would bE great
If I could get you too Stop being a idiot that would be great!
Yeah if I could get you to stop Listening too loud affeNsive music that would be great!!
Yeah if I could get you too Stop farting that would be great!!
Look at all that shit Not being done!!
Look at all that mail Not being delivered
Look at all that trash Not being picked up!!
Look at all those toilets Not being cleaned
Look at all those meditations Not being done!
Why the fuck Do you put all that shit on there
Why the fuck Is it so windy in Colorado
Why the fuck Do stack shit so high!
What the fuck Is he doing to that fursuiter
Why thE fuck Is he kicking that fursuiter
Why the fuck Is he eating shit
Vao
Pune bine in priza
Pune bine in priza Ca o sa intre virusi
Nici un fel de nimica
, .
Love NO THOTTIES
gff
Thats East whiteland
That's EAST Whiteland
Everything The LIGHT touches IS chester County That's EAST Whiteland
Nigger Get off the couch
hey you your gay
i beat my kids all the time at janga
everything tHAT THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS SAINTLOUIS COUNTY THAT'S EAST SAINTLOUIS
YA TIENES VIAJE APACHE para WAL MART
Everything THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS Maryland PG County
Everything THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS Maryland TTHAT'S PG County
Everything THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS Maryland That's PG County
i think we both agree we should legalize marijuana
RUBEN AND Ryan ARE idiots? !
SO YOU'RE TELLING me RUBEN AND RYAN ARE GAY idiots THAT WEAR YELLOW helmets
MY eyes are up here
my eyes are up here
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME that RUBEN AND Ryan ARE idiots? !
dat loud
brace yourselves tax return ballers are on their way
Come on randy get it together
DAMN THIS WHITE GIRL THO... SHE GOT THAT ACT RIGHT
Do you carry Ice shoes?
would you like to make internet explorer your default browser no
Pressing the blue button?!
ARE YOU DONE PRESSING THE BLUE BUTTON!?
Press THAT BLUE BUTTON One more time! i dare you...
press that blue button one more time! i dare you!
Press that blue button one more time!
Happy 30th Birthday You sexy man Beast!!!!!
Bitches face When they miss the dick
How bitches look When they miss the dick
QUE TRAJISTE QUEEEE ROPA A LAVAR mejor trae carne para azar xfavorr
Humans
como q no di el redimiento erik dame un prestamo para la luz
erik yo obama digo q les des prestamos a todos los operadore de t.m
so i asked her bro! do you even partner?
screw calm stay crazy
no ok
i know everything dont believe me? ask myself!
I'm chuck norris i have a thumb
i'm chuck norris enough
i'm chuck norris enough!
you still suck matt
fgdfgd
Knows I'm helping he pay for school secretly saves money to buy me a XBOX one
Knows I am Helping Her get through school secretly saves money to buy me an xbox one
That moment your period stops you from getting laid
seriously?
bitch
she loves me she loves me not
niggas be like you scared tha shit outta me bro
niggas be like selfie!

have a baby by me baby and be a millionaire? no?
WHAT DO WE SAY TO WORK? NOT TODAY
Después se indignan porque le
NO SE INDIGNEN cuando pierdan LA licencia de transmisión
eh yo wait a second this is all about kanye ok
hIde ya fords hide ya chevys they 2jin errythaNg
highest rate of cycling in europe not enough cylke parking
dont judgeme iam a unicorn and proud of it
oi jkhj
your single? you can let us hit it one time atleast
CANADA?!?
CANADA?!?
Reece rollison You a damn gay!
Steals your soul And your car
БОКАЛ ЗА ТЕХ КТО ПИШУТ КРАСИВЫЙ КОД
assassination? Funny you should mention that. . .
SodIko Sodiko and sushi
One does not simply STOP COLLECTING
Supports your Vaping hobby Wife her, they said
Alex Are you a man or a a pussy
Or are you a pussy?
Alex Or are you falling for bUllshitshit?
Good God , alex Man you are a pussy
Commrade Alex Dont you know your colors?
marco polo
what about white his- no!
LOok SImba. EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS AUSTRALIA. THAT'S BRISBANE. YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE, SIMBA.
I don't always say something stupid But when I do I usually deny it the next day
I don't always watch soul train But when I do, I'm sure to masterbate
I don't always have sex with nerf balls ...oh wait, yes I do!
Box Drops Every one loses there minds
one dudes #wcw is another baby's #tbt
dummy your wcw was just my tbt
ALORS, MANOLITO... ÇA VA LE MÉNAGE?
GOSH... FEBRUARY 27? OPPA MAGUETTE STYLE!
Hey nicky smell yer uncle!
¿En serio? eres toda una pionera
its drizzy baby
women
Cloud
finally We did it!
Depop we did it
Are you sure it's human
take me to daddy's crazy bitch
bitches be like "he so gangsta"
merridian miss
hey girls, Can't wait to do savasana with you
hey girls let's meet and talk about savasana pose...
Oh no It's goooone
Oh no The shitters full
Goes to Furmeet Shits On floor
Uses bathroom Slips on soap
Goes to Rocky Mountain furcon Shits on everything
Gets lost in hotel Diarrhea
Reports news Camera dies
Rmfc2014 Stuck on toilet
Uses fursuit Ass exposed
Has a fursuit outing Looses fursuit in tree
Gets fucked Dies fucked
Goes to furmeet Pisses on a Fursuiter
Drinks lemonade Pisses lemonade
Fursuit outing Poops in fursuit
Brushes teeth Teeth falls out
Uses Toothpaste Toothpaste gets on new shirt
Uses telephone Phone pOll falls on House
Gone to Walmart Craps pants
. .
. .
Jake and Mitch Is a touchy subject
No!!! kamu ga boleh galau
kamu galau?? jangan download fotoku lagi
I WAS GOING TO SIGN UP See the way my Bank account is set up....
James A pretty unicorn
James, not gay just a unicorn
thanks babe! W
REPETE FELADAPUTA REPETE ESSA MERDA
POlice Are you serious ?
somente observo...
mas como? eu sou Koalificado!
Police You kidding right ?
com essas ideia ae se vai lonje!
que?
eu não te hackeio por causa dessa merda
reza no culto rouba vaga de estacionamento
fala isso so mais uma vez!
Are you done? Are you dOne? Cause i'm TRYIN TO CUFF YOU AND YOU PLAYIN
Утро начинается с "огней валлефора"
dem fractals
Hold up We got a badass over here

T.G.I.F. tranca guarimbea iteligente y firme
I'm not gay I'm just a pretty Unicorn
Bitch shut up AND eat a creme egg
Laura shut up and eat a creme egg
Hey guys, something horrible happened! something terrible! some terrorists crashed a plane!
hola? no..no... there is no es meme here no no....
gets killed be goomba in mario. last level
im braking the stone with my fists.. y i no get stone?
-playing animaljam- wheres the jam in animaljam?
old people at weddings say "youre next" so, i started saying the same thing at funerals
Happy birthday
happy birthday!!
wait a minute bitch go take your meds
WINTER IS FINISHED
daddy... will momma always be a whore
lying bitches they make me laugh

Not sure if friggin is a bad word Or if grandpa Needs a nap
Said friggin in front of grandpa Better drink my own urine
Everyone is asleep on the couch Why can't i go home
I don't always get in trouble by grandpa But when i do it's over something arbiTrary
You said you were excited to see me. That must be the reason you are asleep right now. I'll stay!
You said i need a dictionary because i said friggin. Incorrect. Friggin isn't found in the dictionary.
Grandpa heard me say friggin but didn't hear matt say ass. Aliens
Don't worry about me. Grandpa's watching you.
What if i told you Friggin is not as bad as the real thing.
when you get hit in the balls and youre like fuuuuuuuu
THIS Is the way the world ends
This Is the way the world ends
This Is the way the world ends
This Is the way It all ends
The wonk revolutiOn Is coming!
Snap out of it Alex we need to finish this shit!
cook a 20 top solo? nailed it!!!
party of 20 walking in? Nailed it solo!!
oh you're ringing a party of 20 in? nails it solo!!
I see you didn take a crap before leg day I Also like to live dangerously
I see you didnt take a crap before leg day I also like to live dangerously
That look When you hear Obama got punked by putin and russian invasion force
What do we say to oscars? not this year
HELLO IM MORGAN FREEMAN WHOSE your daddy now matt?
are you serious?
This is why you cant win a championship!
you call that a championship team?
are you sure that's a championship team?
Them some shady trades son
you call that a legit trade/
why did you beat beat my team last time
please let me win
I see ... bad trades
He traded who for what?!?!
Kinda too late for that dont you think?
Team INDIC IS BETTER DAN Team INDIA
you are something else
Sit down let me tell you a story once upon a time, the end. Thank you for your time.
people pay $150 to watch someone lip sync from half a mile away ask the to pay $10 to see a local band actually play and everybody loses their mind
sit down, let me tell you a story once upon a time. The end. Thank you for listining
sit down, Let me tell you a story Once upon a time, the end. thank you for listening
people pay $150 to watch someone lip sync - sitting half a mile away... ask them to pay $10 to see local band actually play and everybody loses their mind
tHIS GIRL IS GOING TO SEE BONE THUGS N HARMONY TODAY
This is why people dont watch anime
AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO THINKS THERE SHOULD BE A STUNTMAN CATEGORY AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS
Hello Im morgan freeman please take off your clothes
It's ok. you just suck at life
Whoa wait a minute wait a minute

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN MICHIGAN WHEN YOU GO FROM HEAT TO A/C IN THE SAME DAY
ANG ASIM MO JHAY ! ! ! !
LOOK AT ALL THE PANCAKES CAROLINE
THE LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR CSM WHEN HE ASKS, "YOU DIDN'T GET THE MEMO..."
Давай, дружок, расскажи мне Про местные силы самообороны в Крыму
давай,дружок,расскажи мне про местные силы самообороны в крыму
Pregnant or Just Had a big lunch?
q eres trailero? chingon cn eso
ya disfrazado nos vamos a. cargar a la ruana sergio
se acabaron los pericos y me mandan a la ruana a cargar
y asi es como terminamos cn tanta desvelada
NICE JOB kurt jCO NA YAN . . . .
leh juga lu tong...
OMFG! There are two icy Roads in Joelton! Quick Jesse! SHut Down all of Davidson County Schools!
has first baby dies
come at me bro! brother cums in his face
Said "actually" Thats a paddlin'
said "actually"
If loki sees you being mean to coalition forces your gonna have a bad time
If ssg wilson sees you being mean to coalition forces you're gonna have a bad time
OMG SO FAB!!!
ČOKOLADE NI
The face you give when someone keeps talking in line. Lady if you don't shut the hell up and keep it moving!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEBELA SI, DEBELA!!!
ShiiiiiTttt Hell yeaaa
Says she works out every day post pictures of fast food
says she works out everyday but you post pictures of fast food?
wh wh
Уёбывай.. я спать хочу
Vad fin du är idag mari... håll käften, jag bryr mig inte
Gimme Dat Booty I'ma Warrior
CharIsmatic movement fall over and start convulSing on the ground and no one bats an eye Paul Washer preaches repentance and everyone loses their minds
NOOOOOOOOO
Hur ska vi fira kvinnod... Käften! Hade det funnits något att fira hade den dagen inte behövts!
alright dave, let's talk numbers keep in mind that I can only count to three
alright dave, let's talk numbers keep in mind i can only count to three
She squats And shes not a man woman
Shes a sexy wizard Who squats
Los hombres son como el papel desechable Se cojen, se usan y re-usan y se botan!
Mucho vibrato Y poca entonación...
El viejito en muletas que persigue al ferrari
Tata threatens you for talking back pricam sam sa sobom.
Looking through my instagram not liking shit!!
Are you done looking through my instagram not liking shit!!
Are you done looking through my ig not liking shit
Fine Arts? I Wanna Go!!
Fine Arts? Fine arts is my favorite
Forgot to keep arms down points off for no blades
Finearts is my favorite i wanna go!
fine arts is my favorite i wanna go!
jude is a unicorn!
that look on your face when ratchett
that look when 'our' people act a fool
Get it right this time or i'll dump your sonic drink in the parking lot
Boldog nőnapot Minden zoltán nevű ismerősömnek!
Got a text Said large human video nailed it!
Disjointed Hitboxes
IT'S A GOOD MORNING BECAUSE JESUS WOKE US UP.
Oh shit no There is pee everywhere!
Oh no Where's your pants
I see Shitty people
Engineering Karke 6000 ki job karre ??
Engineering karke 6000 ki job karre??
ari ! Engineering karke 6000 ki job karre
ari
ari ! engineering karke 6000 ki job karre ??
hau re khalich hoon
Tu toh Civil ka hai na ?? Fir java kaiku karra??
That look you give when the army fucks up your weekend
Did you see that bullshit?, na, neither did I.
nO Bullshit
nO, no bullshit!
penis vagina
got "unfriended" What will my 935 friends say?
we had the same taste in so many things!
got unfriended we had the same taste in so many things
damn the kardashian sisters lookin good
I hates you Daylight Savings I want my precious hour back!
You saw Alice In Chains after 2002? I don't think so
Y U No TEXT BaCK!!!
"Sober tailgate"
LUKE!! Touch my balls!
This long when you live speak properly why haven't i learned to
Flo Rida y u no make your own songs
Why the fuck am i a meme
Don't mind me Just waiting for miley to show up
i don't always play piano but when i do, i compete against asians.
what if i told you i am watching you right now
don't like school stop bitching about it and go anyway
If they say you can't do drugs move onto alcohol
What? it isn't over 9000?!
If you forgot to do your homework stay home, you can do your homework and hand it in without it being considered late
I'm sorry to say but you have an ass worm
sets digital alarm power goes out in sleep
people tell me to ignore annoying people so i did that to my son
if philosophical ideas never arise in a vaccum can it arrise from a vaccum
.... they cancelled barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music is your life? what if i locked you in a room with no music
i'll have you know i was locked in a room and was replaced by a gay sponge
.... this suit used to be white
wanna know why i'm so grumpy because you keep asking me
one day of school down 179 to go
one does not simply watch porn without fapping

so... was i supposed to give a fuck or what?
Chantell your a joke!
Vijay's acting
HEY parker,Tell me a joke Vijay's acting
hey parker, tell me a joke
hey..my weiners in your bun imma call it hotdog

dejen descansar a mi compadre el apache xfavorr
eres lo maximo compadre apache
Winter DOes not simply go away.
Kill yourself
This, is... St Pete!
If you could get your net billings up... that'd be great
says he can sell during his interview rolls 3 zero weeks
i dare you say lost account one more time
yeah, we are just like cintas just cheaper
angie earned an extra $2,000 this quarter net positive bonus
the material cost is too damn high
what doyou mean i have to pay for garments i don't give back?
what do you mean i have to pay for garments i don't give back?
Hol Up!!!! Hol Up!!! You just met Them you already falling for them??? Check yourself yo!!! IJS
hello im a teacher every now an then i fuck a student
para donde vas apache los mochis para buscarlo en el mapa
asi q te mandan a los mochis....... eres el consentido dl patron apache...
watches girlfriend fall apart under the weight of depression screams at her for being sad
correle apache ya te acepto la solicitud cristobal
what the F@%#K ang wafu mo, master jhay ! ! !
DAFUG . . . ang wafu mo, master jhay ! !
DAFUG wafu ni master jhay . .
I've no idea what I'm doing
im good guy cop... but that head game illegal gonna have to take you in
NIX DAZUGELERNT???
FUCK OFF!!!
HEUL LEISE!!!
Fghhhhh
Called Travel Company said 'Domestic' without being asked
la afiliación obligatoria al iess de profesionales autónomos es voluntaria
How I Look When Niggas Ask me For Money
... ...
... ...
Damn
i have to update you shut the fuck up bitch
You were never meant to be the object of Lost
weeehh? 'di nga rye?
ooooh talaga? 'di nga rye ? ? ?
Oh u don't eAt pussy? Take ya ass In The corner siNce you wana be childish
I'm your husband I know everything
сука скока ждать пока ты узбагоишься
Alright! So you have a different opinion, hooray for you now shut up and leave us alone
Wait Youre in my otHer class
100% real
memin y chespy abejas otravez
Remember when i said i didN't poop..? I lied!
What do you mean... Creepy?!
It's a secret... And if i told u It WOULDN'T be a secret
pentacampeones solo los rojos
ay si, ay si. barcar terceros
tranquil, tranquil, sin relaj.....
winter is staying!
bromeas xd
son bromas verdad¡¡
there are a lot of menn chasing after us As well there should be
You grow better moo-stash than this? you go ahead and try.
Hey tough guy y u no post moustache
BITe BITE. sIP SIP. THAT's WHAT makes a vampire
When you're taking a shit And the water splashes your ass
So I hear you are 30 i'm not
I PROMISE I DON'T BITE
i promise i don't bite.. hard
you want real justice? Here's your walker
real justice you say? Good luck doing that with your walker
....HEy! Give me back my yoyo
WTh that's my yoyo
Бологов
"EVIL"
Мое лицо когда каранотов говорит что сломает мне нос
заткнись шлюха
So you're telling me they want you on the floor at the start of your shift... BUT YOU CAN'T CLOCK IN UNTIL 7 MINUTES BEFORE...?
So you're telling me they want you on the floor at the start of your shift... BUT YOU CAN'T CLOCK IN UNTIL 7 MINUTES BEFORE...?
sit down, let me tell you a story once upon a time, I puked in your wardrobe this morning
dammit matt not again
Is the Open over yet? I am working overtime
Deci otra pista de una buena vez
Hey parker, tell me a joke aaqil
hey parker tell me a joke fathima
aaqil
roshan
Malaysian plane is lost, no one bats an eye board exams are over,everyone loses their mind
oh no!!! aaqil help me !
oh NO ! GONE SU SU ONE MY PANT NO PROBLEM MY CHILD I WILL CLEAN IT
THEN SHE SAID SHES FEELING BLESSED
drunk texting
oral sex
i wud hit it
Goes to libary Looses his pants
Gets new fursuit Looses it in the woods
Eats lunch Throws up all of it in fursuit
Goes to town Forgets wallet!
Uses new vacume Sucks up entire city
... Shit...
.... Crap....
I land on feet IntO tar
Have money Andddd it's gone!
Have wifi signal Aaannndd it's gone!
Sunny outside Aaannndd it's gone
damn
daaaaaamn
daaaaayum
Kangkung dulu naik sekarang dah turr.. Shut up!!
Ben Affleck is the next Batmaa.. Shut the Fck up!!
Ben Affleck is..
Ben Affleck is.. Shut the Fck up!!
Ben Affleck is.. Shut the Fck up!!
Aw come on Back to work already?
COMO ESTE LUNATICO SIGUE CONSIGUIEND NOVIAS?
SO YOU BUY SUPPLEMENTS OF A FAT CHICK AND EXPECT TO LOSE WEIGHT???
SO YOU BUY DIET SUPPLEMENYTS FROM AN OVER WEIGHT CHICK AND WONDER WHY YOUR STILL FAT????
SO YOU BUY DIET SUPPLEMENTS FROM A FAT CHICK AND WONDER WHY YOU'RE NOT LOSING WEIGHT?
Happy Birthday Duncan Naaaayyyyyy
Its my birthday to duncan Lets get "horn"y
Its my birthday too duncan Let's get "horn"y
Just waiting On my Banana powder and brushes to arrive
HE SAID WUUTTT???
i sooooo no wut im doing
i soooo know wut im doing
why is there a building exploding behind me?
Stop Making mE laugh lemar
its killing me
QUE ME MIRAS SHARAI
женьщина
угу
When you a
When you See snow agian Ohh hEll noOo !!
When You see snow again I wasn't readyyy

SURFBOARDT
So you put the treadmill on full incline... then hold the handles and lean back so you're not walking incline?
Doughnuts!!!!! On me!!!
Neu always tells me he is catching fish But every time we fo he catches nothing ?
your broke? do i care doe
fERRY'S yELLING aGAIN i HEAR fIDDLE MUSIC
WhaT do wE say to working on that master's thesis. Not today
What do we say to working on that master's thesis? Not today
What do we say if we should be working On that master's thesis? Not today
the face i make when i see Gabe spending tge money he owe me
RuSsia advances forces in Ukraine, No One cares MayLasian plane goes missing and everyone loses their mind
you still on your period no sex- not today
dON'T EVER tURN YOUR BACK TO
Broken Collarbone? Duckt tape will fix it
Rachelle ? Thats a good start but it'll take more fingers
Rachelle GOT A RAISE HOW ? oh i see
Nie mam znajomych ani życia towarzyskiego Zapiszę się do bestu
WTF
Tiens, le bus de QS. Pis ça veut se débarasser du pétrole Mais leur campagne est carbo-neutre !
Miss you
GIRL HE BROUGHT D*CK 2
hEY STUP MONTEZUMA WHORES QUIT CALLIN CPS EVERYTIME YOU HAVE INFLAMATION
hold it right there fella... why don't you have a cup of shut the fuck up
Postcards From Prison Having a great time!!
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU They call me latino heat
DAMN
DAMN...
I really want to check reddit But i dont want to run out of blue links before i get to work
Alright lunger let's do it!
i'm not a feminist silly,
i'm not a feminist silly, i'm a lady! i like men. Don't try to act like one
i'm not a feminist silly, i'm a lady i like men but i don't try to act like one
middle school problems
If you had thIs You were a school bus pimp
MFW Waiting for replies to my thread
Y EL PORTATIL? NOT TODAY
that look when you heard about butt funnel
When the kid behind me tickles my butthole It feels so good
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FINISH A VIDEO PROJECT IN 15 SECONDS.
Software bugs? Aint nobody got time for that!
The Grudge Episode 3 "It's so scarRRry" -NEW YORK Times
This why people report pictures !
YESSS I CAN RULE THE WORLD
LISTEN TO THE LEAGUE OF GEEKZ YOU SHALL
WHY ARE YOU NOT LSTENING TO THE LEAGUE OF FEEKZ!!
How Ya Doin That? H..How ya doin that?
Talks about how dangerous his friends airforce deployment was never served
este es un mensaje de mexico
el chapo es nuestro cabrones
ora si fuga pa la presa x unas tkts...
WheW! They said i could Have been a brown or a jet
YEAH IF YOU COULD JUST STOP FABILIZING PICTURES OF ME THAT WOULD BE GREAT
YOU UP? WELL SAY SOMETHING!
The more
The more The Merrier
The more The Merrier
Lowe It FHam
Rape Face
Im so good My name goes on the bOard fam
Im so good My name goes on the board fam
No No no You are fresh
Segundo ELLA VIEN finolis PUN KE see CAEN Las EXTTENCIONES!!
ella VIEN finolis PUN KE see CAEN Las EXTTENCIONES!!
Pulls me over for not completely stopping at stop sign lets me go because he was the responding officer when my house got broken into last night
My eyebrows Are mad yh?
Hahaha I have swag
Allow it Fhamalam
SwagalicouS
DAmn GIRLLLLLLL
DAMN THAT MARIANA
back in my day THERE was no shame in owning a picket fence
Nolan you what do whant for dinner does not ANSWER
Nolan your so mean does not ANSWER
THIS IS BULLSHITS
THIS IS
THIS IS BULLSHIT
lol ok

Damn
Turn it down for what? Your life
Turn it down for what? Your life
To upload into SENTINEL that would be Great
IF i could get you to Upload into sentinel that woulD be great
No curtiu a loja iron nerd? senta aqui !
no curtiu a loja iron nerd? toma!
ducks reskin
All the dog treats are Gone? Aliens
When girls like this Expect a guy like this
. .
She don''t know bout me I'm frOm Tha projects
She don't know bout me I'm from da projects
Damnn.. Ma? is that you??
Can't enter account in game i think i have been hacked
Miley cyrus Whyyy did you become a slut
tHat's the reason why aliens won't talk to us
BECAUSE OF YOU
Mox te pide asadito el jueves Y el lunes te pide ceviche
Bump? Ahh to the top
Is that a fart or poop fart
Is that a poop or fart? Fart
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY be INACTIVE & NOT DIE
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BE INACTIVE & NOT BE KILLED
HURRY UP AND DIE!!!
HURRY UP AND DIE!!!!
HURRY UP AND DIE!!!!
SKIP FANDANGO on WEDS? GUESS WHAT I"m THINKING NOW...
Good Luck WITH YOUR EXAM
Good Luck WITH YOUR EXAM
Good Luck WITH YOUR EXAM
DIFFICULT EXAM? HOW ABOUT...NO!
DIFFICULT EXAM? HOW ABOUT...NO!
GOOD LUCK? HOW ABOUT...NO!
DIFFICULT EXAM ? HOW ABOUT...NO!
WINTER IS STAYING!
the look she gives you when you tell her your going to give her the ol lickaroo
You're not using "defens... Dont be sucH a pussy!
Thanks for listening!
YOU RECORDING US! tHANKS FOR LISTENING B&*^h
i know she didn't going in there telling kip everything!!
she wanna win, but can't she wish she was me!!
dayuuuum Tiffany That monkey fat
Your so nice to me I need a bad boy stay in the zone
Maybe didn'T mean that much But it meanT everything to me
where the white bitchez at?
WANT TO MAKE SLIDES? WHY NOT FOR ZOIDBERG?
WANT TO SEND SLIDES? WHY NOT TO ZOIDBERG?
WANT TO SEND SLIDES... YOUR GUYSES?
We are the wolficorn Grrrrr....
We are the wolicorns RawRrrr!!!
Guat ta fak Chow
Libera a mi pueblo!!!
Dame like O matare a toda tu familia
Me Cago
AAAAGGHHH!
Be Aggressive ! be aggressive! be A-g-g--r-e-s-s-i-v-e
Be Aggressive! be aggressive! BE A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E! #GO EAGLES
knock on all the doors that say "no soliciting"!
this is my phone
my phone!!!
shut up kiambi
i like you wesley and i want you can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours
So you mean to tell me? that i don't have to act like a woman even though i'm a man?
So you mean to tell me? that i don't have to act like a woman even though i'm a man?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME? THAT I DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE A BITCH EVEN THOUGH I'M A GUY?
There is an opinion and catnip I asked for the catnip so stfu
I went to a bar like this got instant respect
I told you not to talk to him now i got to explain your pregnancy
People buy anything that is nike related
I found a list of your ex's phone numbers I guess that is why you can't find it
Think someone is calling your name You better follow it
So your tellin me everyone is getting lazier now?
Bat man Let's put a smiiiiiiiiiiiile on that face
Breakfast? ain't no body got time for that!
Does brady want to go to prom with charlotte?
No!!!!!
no
hey girl yeah
hey girl heck yeah I'll go to prom with you
april 26th
Check a box bro
Admin Akomana Ndicho chii ichocho
hehede urhii
kushaya ndokuziva
Hayas
saka mukuti kwasara 7 days!?
gore rino! Tichaonerera
Mox esta en la tele Hoy muere el puto
u say ur in an "mc" but u dont ride Fuck you
What i think of KAWASAKI lovers Fuck you
Smores Tells dith that reckless wants to race Bwahahaha
Smores tells ditch that recKLess wants to race Bwahahaha
How big z felt when He beat big mac
My man is in an "mc" and wear colors But doesnt own a bike
Please dOnt hit me... With ur motorcycle!!!!!
Yah bitch I knoW your girlfriend Smell my finger
Bought mother in-law an airline ticket diaper free for 3 weeks
I lost the race Against ditch
Batman what are you putting in my mouth? CockRobin
nude beer..
COME ON NUGGETS SHAKE THEM TAILFEATHERS